Nicholas Scratch

• He/they · Agender · Achillean (Gay) · AuDHD · Exhausted Academic Vibes · Chaos Magick · I draww..? · Avatar of The Beholding · Down the witches' road · 21 y.o. •

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[actualmagus]

I need all of you to know about this app, Roost Social, where you can send messages to your friends AND have pen pals, but they're all sent by a variety of birds and their varying flight speeds (as well as some snails for slower options)

Yesterday i sent a snail that took two hours to get to my friend, i dont think i had anything relevant written in it but i thought it was hilarious

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[actualmagus]

When is it my turn being the self destructive one? Everyone gets to be high, drunk, make fucking horrible decisions BUT NOOOOO, NOT ME, fuck off. I have to be responsible, i have to be thinking about my future, i have to fucking take care of everyone o keep them from fucking up, god, fuck up, do shit, bad shit thatll ruin your life, you live once, but i cant be that person cause of course i cant, cause my parents or family or whatever have high expectation. The only thing that should be high here is me, im fucking 21, i didnt get to be a teenager and now i cant be a young adult??? Go fucking die in a ditch and have your corpse be food to and pissed on by rats, im wasting my fucking existence doing fuck all cause capitalism and because my fucking family wants me to?? I wanna spend my day either gaming, fucking, jerking off or sleeping, and i cant fucking do any of these properly right now cause im fucking anxious and depressed and ALSO i cant make out with my somewhat/unlabeled boyfriend cause its "Under my father's roof" (the public spaces of the building we live in) and he doesnt want that in his house, FUCK I HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING, CHRISTIANISM AND CAPITALISM ARE JUST ABOUT THE SINGLE WORST THING TO HAVE EVER CURSED HUMANITY WITH ITS EXISTENCE, I WANT ALL CHRISTIANS DEAD I SWEAR TO FUCKING HELL

[actualmagus]

AND NOW IM GONNA CRY CAUSE "I, CARRION (ICARIAN)" IS PLAYING. FUCK. YOU. HOZIER.

[actualmagus]

When is it my turn being the self destructive one? Everyone gets to be high, drunk, make fucking horrible decisions BUT NOOOOO, NOT ME, fuck off. I have to be responsible, i have to be thinking about my future, i have to fucking take care of everyone o keep them from fucking up, god, fuck up, do shit, bad shit thatll ruin your life, you live once, but i cant be that person cause of course i cant, cause my parents or family or whatever have high expectation. The only thing that should be high here is me, im fucking 21, i didnt get to be a teenager and now i cant be a young adult??? Go fucking die in a ditch and have your corpse be food to and pissed on by rats, im wasting my fucking existence doing fuck all cause capitalism and because my fucking family wants me to?? I wanna spend my day either gaming, fucking, jerking off or sleeping, and i cant fucking do any of these properly right now cause im fucking anxious and depressed and ALSO i cant make out with my somewhat/unlabeled boyfriend cause its "Under my father's roof" (the public spaces of the building we live in) and he doesnt want that in his house, FUCK I HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING, CHRISTIANISM AND CAPITALISM ARE JUST ABOUT THE SINGLE WORST THING TO HAVE EVER CURSED HUMANITY WITH ITS EXISTENCE, I WANT ALL CHRISTIANS DEAD I SWEAR TO FUCKING HELL

[actualmagus]

This just in, gay college student who was starting to question if theyre demiromantic conects with other gay man and develops a crush. Both very horny and very scared of intimacy and yet are becoming intimate with the other.

More updates on the situation as it develops.

[actualmagus]

Were going on a date tomorrow to watch devil wears prada 2, wish me luck

[sexchangedotcom]

not enough people are fond of things nowadays. reblog if you're a true fondler

[advosart]

Riolu likes his trains

[actualmagus]

Oh that is so cute- Why is riolu toying with the trolley problem?...

[inthetags]

Reblog and claim an animal you don’t think anyone has picked yet as a fursona in the tags.

[actualmagus]

Whoever chose to put "You Dont Know", "I Am The One", "Superbow and the Invisible Girl" and "I'm Alive".

ONE. AFTER. THE OTHER.

I am watching you. Youre on thin, fucking, ice. This is fucked up

[thememedaddy]

[actualmagus]

Thank fuck

[actualmagus]

One of the more unknown symptoms of neurodivergency, specially autism, is the urge to create a medium to large sized shrine to a long forgotten god on your room

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[tnystrk-exe]

[entropychronicles]

[thehumblesmokedetector]

*BEEP!!!*

[curt-the-lizard]

Everyone would reblog this post if we’re all lizards.

[jouxlskaard]

i feel like the fandom doesn't talk about the sick village enough i love the sick village is there something wrong with me

[actualmagus]

This

[anneemay]

[metaldinleyenpic0]

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

[belvanabean]

i wanna fuck and then die

[nationalparkcryptid]

cicadas the lot of you

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post