Mr. Borrow Your Girl

Remember that hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

[teathattast]

[sixpenceee]

An Eden’s whale trap feeding in the Gulf of Thailand

Source

[pride-of-persephone]

dude things like this is why it would have been so easy to believe in sea monsters before modern times - can you imagine being on a boat or sitting by some rocks and in the distance you see two gigantic fucking things emerge from the ocean. 

And you just sit there and stare for a while and it stays like that, until suddenly they fucking close up and descend into the fucking depths??? how do you even process that? even sitting here watching the video is absolutely fucking absurd, nevermind what people would have thought before we understood the ocean a bit more

[banderboucher]

New Yorker Cartoon

Millennial holding newborn baby: Where the like button on this binch!!!

[noodle555]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

i refuse to read this article because i cannot envision any sort of context that’s funnier than this headline

[jastermereel]

absolutely love how boba fett was like ‘mandalore? who gives af abt that place’ and then just left to take over the criminal underworld. king shit

[captain-waddles]

Din finding Boba next season: Please help I dont want to rule Mandalor

Boba, in his new chair ruling the universe's underworld, laughing for 5 straight minutes because after everything it's this space himbo who now has all the power: bro nah but I'll help you rule to stick it to Bitch Katan

Din, silently crying because he just wants to vibe with his friends and be there for his son: No I dont want to be in charge of anything

[duelofthefatesmp3]

[jastermereel]

what y’all think boba’s gonna do with the sarlacc pit now that he has control of jabba’s palace? personally i’m thinking turning it into a ball pit

[catboy-chongyun]

[buckykingofmemes]

in space, no one can hear you violate workplace safety regulations

[nxgasonic]

[captainrexs]

If you get scanned and your genetic signature shows up on any New Republic register, you’re gonna be detected, and it’s guns out.

[hashtagloveloses]

im not even fucking joking this is the funniest scene in all of star wars like they could not have done anything funnier

[anxietyproblem]

[grymmoires]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[spongebob-connoisseur]

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[twoofcups]

[berniefucks]

[candiikismet]

Lmaooooo the meeeeeme

[unclefather]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

these parents really looked at their vagina fresh child and killed him on sight huh

[powerfulwizard]

When I first read this I was like hah cool he used the name from the random guy on twitt-oh fuck oh no

[turtle-noise]

This took me an embarrassingly long time to get, I had to go to Twitter before it clicked and

[ayo-cowbelly]

Obi-Wan and Cody in charge of the 212th: smart, professional, Sassy™, badass

Anakin and Rex in charge of the 501st:

[babyyodaismysaviour]