WELCOME FRIEND

I am 40% sarcasm and 60% tired.

[chronicallykillingit]

Freud: We're all obsessed with penises and want to have sex with our mothers.

Everyone else: No? I think that's just you?

Freud: No I'm pretty sure it's everyone.

[slayercordelia]

Gilmore Girls: Revival + Cast On Set

[chronicallykillingit]

I am so excited about this but also it could go badly

[solace-y]

just the girly things

forcing an earing through a closed piercing

taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 

human sacrifice

homemade face masks 

[haemus-deactivated20150612]

u kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u

[thatbothersmeh]

Jaime addresses cultural appropriation

[runwithskizzers]

yooooooo

[chronicallykillingit]

But the actor is american so its total bullshit

[basicstudentcooking]

Chilli mac and cheese

This is really simple and tasty recipe especially if you already know how to make chilli. Chilli is very simple you just need to cook your onions and meat (I use vegetarian mince)  in with chilli powder and some other spices that you want (I used cumin seeds, a little bit of cayenne pepper and also a bay leaf) and  then add chopped tomatoes, kidney beans and some veggies like pepper or sweetcorn. 

Then to before you start simmering it and just after you have added everything else, add some pasta and a decent amount of water but not too much otherwise it will get too soupy. Then you pop the lid on and wait for the pasta to cook all the way through. Grate some cheese and plop that on top before you serve. 

I got this recipe from a blog 2 years ago and can’t find it again so here are two really nice and simple recipes I found:

The baker chick

Damn delicious

[chronicallykillingit]

I'm teaching my friend how to make this tonight.

[idkselly]

when u broke af but u strongly support treating yourself

[lahiah]

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

[disabilityhealth]

You’re not wasting your life. You’re just living a little bit differently than everyone else, and that’s okay.

Reminder for bad days (via disabilityhealth)

[quinnarthfael]

this blog is pro black hermione

[chronicallykillingit]

Why in God's name are thrush treatments so fucking expensive???

[thetallblacknerd]

 I hope y’all realize that loving yourself doesn’t mean being a total asshole and not working on negative behaviors. Love yourself enough to be the best version of yourself and quit acting like being mean for no reason is cool.

[chronicallykillingit]

If you are not following me on Twitter then you are missing some classic witty banter

[aposse-deactivated20210902]

do you ever just crave domesticity? to coming home to a partner, meld into them like you do your bed after a long day, soak your mind in the serenity of theirs like a warm bath to soothe the knots in your body, wrap yourself in their warmth and just fucking sigh from pure comfort

[folkcult]

[liefplus]

[sacredarch]