orpheus ✧

he / him ☆ i like jing yuan and cnovels normal amounts and i write sometimes

[t-taxiansgf]

official art from 墙头儿儿 for bookuu

[yuanbaoism]

i forgot we were mutuals here before

i did remember seeing you vaguely. anyways hi vivi

[yuanbaoism]

so what if i am slightly back (free from the shackles of three back to back exams

[cocksuredness-deactivated202410]

It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

[coffinmotif]

Chapter 372: Ep. 70 - A story that can't be shared, IV // Chapter 535: Epilogue 3 - Author's words, IV

[buqbite]

Welcome home

inprnt link

[3llygat0r]

[tossawary]

I enjoy the idea of Zhuzhi-Lang having more animalistic characteristics and those characteristics clashing with other people in unexpected ways. Like, Zhuzhi-Lang potentially being content to just live in a hole and chill, as a snake demon. He's got food, water, a safe-ish sleeping space away from other predators, a nearby sunny rock to sleep on if he feels like it, what more do you need?

Tianlang-Jun: "Nephew, have I mentioned yet what a splendid hole in the ground you've found for us? It's really quite lovely. Dark. Cramped. Slightly wet. Anyway, not to sound too spoiled: if I have to spend anymore time in this hole, just so you know, I am going to go even more insane than I already am. Don't make the judgmental face. You're making the judgmental face again."

[wildrbst]

[murrddocks-blog]

series: *male and female character make eye contact and smile*

me: oh no. oh god no please

[an-inspired-eternity]

[kermitlesbian]

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

[defectivegembrain]

I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not

[hardfeedaddress-deactivated2026]

*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????

[1percentcharge]

i know a lot of people mock when certain songs are overused on character playlists but I will never judge someone for putting bubblegum bitch on one. If you decided that your little tv guy is miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips who am I to say he’s not

[wynntermelon]

Counterfeit jade

[weirdplutoprince]

got him

[yea-baiyi]

ok but like imagine being hua cheng. and when you were a teenager you were trapped in a cave with your god when he got hit with sex pollen and you already felt ugly and unlovable but he stabbed himself through the gut rather than touch you and you saw him shirtless and horrifyingly that’s how you found out you were gay

and then you meet him again centuries later when you’ve grown up and become comfortable in your own skin, and you think you might be in love with him except a part of you still feels terrified that he’ll look at you and find you hideous again. but you want to trust him so you show him your real face. and. turns out he finds your adult self so hot that you make him horny for the first time in his life and he keeps doing and saying absolutely deranged things because he does not know how to cope. he panics and tries to give you, a ghost, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and while you’re lying there trying not to freak out he is beside you acting out his one man humiliation-style comedy show because he has never wanted to kiss someone before let alone fuck. he agrees to get locked in a coffin together because he never even considered the possibility that he might pop a boner except he does pop a boner and now you are stuck under him while he squirms and you are trying very hard not to think about your own boner

i don’t know how to end this post i just think that’s so funny. and they live happily ever after and have lots of gay sex. hua cheng keeps winning. slay king