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yeah i agree

I think the greatest irony of my life is when the cafeteria at my college changed all the lights to blue bulbs for “autism awareness”, which fucked with my sensory issues badly enough that I could barely stand to be in the building

xenosaurus

I was certainly aware of my autism, at least.

hitmewithcute

Just saw this on r/unexpected and had to share

crimsonbehelit-deactivated20151

florencelovesyou-deactivated201

why is this so funny

rodrickheffeley

wokebutsleepy

ourrevolution-deactivated202202

"This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal. To my mind, that is what's known as being stunningly and embarrassingly full of shit." - George Carlin

...PolitiFact going through history to fact check this guy was like that time CNN went through history to dig up dirt on Bernie, and all they found were videos of him planting trees, and telling kids that racism is bad.

gracethe--ungraceful-blog

so this just happened at my local university today. I bought the second bag to try to knock down the first…and they’re just both kinda…there…

I REALLY WANTED THOSE SUNCHIPS OK DONT LOOK AT ME

gracethe--ungraceful-blog

UPDATE: OH MY GOD THIS GROUP OF GUYS WALKED OUT OF CLASS AND STARTED FREAKING OUT OVER THE FACT THAT THERE WERE CHIPS THERE…SO ONE OF THEM STARTED HITTING THE MACHINE TO GET THEM AND THE SECRETARY WHO TRIED TO HELP ME GET MY CHIPS WALKED OVER AND THE GUY ASKED HER WHO BOUGHT THEM AND SHE SAID ‘THAT GIRL’. so he looked over, pointed at me, and yelled, across the whole lobby (which is huge btw) “I GOTCHYU GURL”

gracethe--ungraceful-blog

UPDATE: ALL HIS FRIENDS WENT OUT TO THE CAR AND HAVE COME BACK IN MULTIPLE TIMES TELLING HIM OT HURRY UP AND HE’S ALL LIKE ‘GUYS DON’T WORRY I ALMOST GOT IT’ AND FIVE MINUTES LATER GUESS WHO HAS A BAG OF SUNCHIPS

HE WALKED OUT AND YELLED TO HIS FRIENDS “I DID ITTTTT”

g-o-l-d-e-n-goddess

marry him

liveforlustandintrigue

Definitely marry him guryl he gotchu

gracethe--ungraceful-blog

I SHOULD OH GOD

tatianatouch

you have to marry him this is more romantic than the notebook omfg

scoreadirecthit

Nicholas Sparks next book called “I gotchu Gurl”

eucalyptus-sage

being known is being loved

"i know your pizza order" "you have freckles on your ears" "you make this face when you're tired" "you order green tea on a good day black on a bad day" "you always make that face before you try something" "the tips of your ears turn red when you're angry" "i knew you'd say something" "you must be exhausted to miss the class" "your favorite pie is pumpkin, right?" "i know your phone number, don't worry" "you miss me, i can tell" "you fiddle with your pens when you're bored" "you don't like converse unless they're high tops" "your favorite cereal is cinnamon toast crunch and you first ate it when you were 8"

being known is being loved.

gaystcr

something people don’t talk about is how germans are obsessed with… air? i’ll just be chilling in my room with a german friend and suddenly they’ll get up to open the window like “boy we need that frische luft” and then another one will get up to open all the other windows like “müssen gut durchlüften bruder” like… y’all really obsessed with oxygen huh

ilikesallydonovan

This is legit like in any given neighbourhood in Germany you’ll see open windows. Doesn’t matter if it’s winter or summer. Sleeping with the window open isnormal. In the UK in the average neighbourhood, windows will be overwhelmingly closed. And they’re much smaller than in Germany anyway. In Germany, normally all windows open all the way (even the ones that are so high up that you need a ladder to open them). In the UK it’s not unusual that only part of the windows opens - a place I lived in had windows where only the upper fifth of each window would open - and you even have houses that have like four or five windows side by side and only the two outer windows or part of the two outer windows open. I also had to live with 5 people in a house share for a while and I was the only one who ever opened the kitchen window or the living room window, and even if the water from the cooking was streaming down the window pane there’d be an argument whether it was really necessary to open the window now.

To conclude, Brits are irrationally afraid of opening the windows.

kelpiemomma

Americans don’t generally keep windows open at night anymore for two (2) reasons. 1. Bugs; screens only help so much with these. 2. Murderers; sounds silly but there are multiple reports of specific small towns that did sleep with windows open at night, someone would get abducted and killed, and their windows would shut for good.

lameborghini

hiyojun

mutuals this could be us

whitepeopletwitter

meetnategreen

In 2016, over 75,000 mail-in ballots were left uncounted and discarded because they were received after mail-in voting deadlines, which all vary by state, according to CBS news.

Some states like California allow you to check with the Registrar of Voters on-line to verify both if a ballot has issued and if it was received to help prevent voting errors.

Remember, the most common forms of voter fraud are 1) gerrymandering, 2) voter suppression and 3) foreign participation through both lobbying and online misinformation.

someweirdjew

OCTOBER 13. IT’S BEING DELIBERATELY SLOWED. OCTOBER 13.

museumnelson

Also know that in most states you can also drop it off either at a polling place or the county elections office too

atypical-snowman

The postal service is being deliberately slowed.

deavydealer-deactivated20260306

i’m not american but i’m still reblogging this

official-lucifers-child

please please please everyone who can vote make sure you’re registered and check when your ballot needs to be in. they are deliberately slowing things down so be careful and cautious about this, play it safe.