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@chronickadan
the extent to which act 1 meeran and athenril act like they and hawke had a bad breakup is so deranged. the sheer number of letters. the way they want u back soooo bad because they can’t find anyone else like u. the mysterious parting on bad terms and the way all ur supplier acquaintances ask u abt it like everyone’s gossiping. those two invented having varric’s hawke derangement before varric
Looks like you accidentally ordered the gromit mug mug. Rookie mistake.
You know what? Fine. It’s been 5 years. Here’s the version you always wanted.
okay let's bake a cake 🎂
butter
sugar
eggs
flour
milk
baking powder
vanilla extract
this is the cutest bunny i have ever seen in my entire life i think i'm about to kill myself
I’m absolutely distraught. I can’t believe all my beautiful wonderful boys lost.
Every day I wake up, I block a bot. I brush my teeth, I block a bot. I go to the kitchen, a bot in a bikini is standing by the fridge. Her hair is blonde, her face is stolen. She’s holding a peach.
There aren’t any peaches in the fridge.
I look at my phone in confusion. When I look up, a bot in a cocktail dress is sitting at the kitchen table. She stands and stalks toward me on stiletto heels.
“Diane. Ohio.” She bites her lip. “Aquarius. Diver.” She winks and drops a flower on the floor instead of handing it too me. “Top three percent Only Fans.”
I back away, nearly bumping into the first bot as she steps forward. She raises the peach to her mouth. It’s made of wax. She stares through me as she chews.
I scream as another bot crashes through the kitchen window.
“IDAHO. CAROLINE,” she yells as shards of glass fall from her casual clothes. “GEMINI. REAL ESTATE BROKER.”
Still in my pajamas, I flee the house.
It belongs to the bots now.
I never get this many notes, I feel so loved in these cursed times.
I am obsessed with how Brynjolf has a very, very strong "no killing" rule, but as soon as you return after mercers betrayal he straight up tells you "kill whoever gets in your way" like!!! I LOVE THAT!!! I LOVE THAT SO MUCH!!!
there's something wonderful about watching a peaceful character accepting violence. idk something about him being so enraged at what mercer did that something in him snaps. the guilt he expected isn't there. there's no shame or worry about the ramifications as long as his beloved returns to him in one piece.
"You've returned to me." He'd say, thumb tracing along her jawline thoughtfully. She looked exhausted and Brynjolf wishes she would allow herself to rest, to heal from all the wounds Mercer left her with. The mere thought of his former friend, the man he considered a mentor for decades made him sick.
He forced himself to recall every bruise he left on her body, the bandages and stitches Karliah had blessedly performed in the snow. Mercer would feel every second of suffering he'd inflicted upon her.
"Of course." She'd answer sleepily, dozing off on his chest. Brynjolf's heart ached at the sight and he clutched her closer. "You know I'm going after him."
"As expected."
"Will you be upset with me if I harm him?" She whispered anxiously into his armor, staring up at him. "If I kill him?"
It's kind that she recalled his distaste for violence but Brynjolf's resolve had turned to ash. Mercer had stolen and cheated from their family. He'd tried to kill the one who made Brynjolf's heart feel whole again. What he'd done to them was unforgivable.
"Kill whoever stands in your way, lass." He murmured, kissing her messy hair. "I'll be by your side no matter what."
my boss just shared this in the group chat... i am LOSING it
Amazing note from baby me:
we're getting reports of a bisexual
He’s a slut!!!!!!!!
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the problem is if I don’t have something to hyperfixate on I’ll go crazy
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!
you’re absolutely correct it was
Hell yeah
