i see beauty in everything but me

ashley. moved to @chroniclesofaloser

[noeliaedelweis-com]

[chroniclesofahero]

;( so I pretty much have to abandon this account because my email is old as all hell and i can't log into it to change the password due to "suspicious activity" idk why the fuck for honestly. i can't do some of the things i used to be able to do on mobile and i cannot log in AT ALL on the computer so it's like...ugh. this is my og account and I'm going to miss it SO SO much. like it got me through high school and a lot of emotional bullshit throughout the years and even now. so I'm moving to @chroniclesofaloser ripppppp

[ot3-old]

i cant believe that ‘im such a top i’ve never submitted to anything, ESPECIALLY not stoplights’ is a real canon sentiment expressed by a real canon death note character

[ot3-old]

this is, legitimately, one of the funniest fucking things ive seen in my entire life

[yodudechill]

The cop Nazi dude: “I’m not gay”

*next scene shows him as a bottom*

[theneonhomo]

Emma Roberts in American Horror Story: Cult - 11/9 (2017)

[i-was-once-a--tortoise]

The Plan.

step 1: we buy a water bed

step 2: buy some tadpoles

step 3: we put th

step 4: frog bed.

[sarahnpaulson-deactivated201801]

[dailystrangerthings]

Season 2 Countdown: Stranger Things character ranks (as voted by our followers). → 10th place: Joyce Byers

[lorhs]

The Nightmare Shop Owner

[mayor-aby-blog]

🎉🍰 Belated Happy birthday to my little marshmallow!! 🍰🎉

[fuks]

[earthdad]

i don’t even need to read this to know that i am

[pembroke]

i still think they made the best pair…..

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[carlboygenius]

10 Tyson Tweets

[meme-loving-stuck]

the fucking last one

[diaryofaniqaabi-deactivated2019]

قدّر

Perhaps them leaving was best for you, if only you knew.

[ghibli-collector]

“Kokiri, who is a witch, marries an ordinary man, Okino, and they have one daughter: Kiki. She is the heroine of the film, and has just turned 13.”  - The Art Of An Introduction - Kiki’s Delivery Service Dir. Hay Miyazaki (1989)

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.