[velvetterabby]

Hatsune Miku if version!

Bonus:

[tongue-twists]

asexual sex workers are braver than any US marine

[tongue-twists]

"but how can be asexual and also sex worker" idk man it's just a job. I doubt most people who work in retail have a kink for stocking shelves.

[doyouremem8erme]

[energyprison]

[zemathememequeen]

Now that the lead dev of silksong has publicly come out, I can share this funny story.

So, back in october I was at a monthly trans meetup just chatting with the other women there. We were talking about how all the best games are made by transfems, and I made the joke that someone from team cherry needs to transition. One of the other women cackled at my joke. At the time I didn't think anything of it.

Fast forward one month. The person who cackled at my joke brought a friend with her this time. I was chatting with this new girl for a while, getting to know her, as you do.

After like an hour of chatting, the conversation turns to silksong and team cherry. I casually say "My impression of team cherry is that they're all really chill dudes," and I swear to fucking god the girl next to me says, "Yeah, we are."

Cue me being absolutely dumbfounded. I actually couldn't believe that my offhand joke from a month ago was real.

Anyway that's how I met the lead developer of silksong.

[redandblacktac]

Full Render Commission

[hellenhighwater]

I forgot to eat dinner so I'm having 11 pm corn on the cob. This counts as a meal

... It's possible that I really need to do some grocery shopping

[hellenhighwater]

Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!

[hellenhighwater]

For the nonbelievers (and for me, a second corn)

[hellenhighwater]

This website works so well

[doreenchartreuse]

susie’s no liar, noelle.

[knightofleo]

[demonicae]

SOUND. ON.

soundonsoundonsoundonsoundonsoundon!

[superspecial-awesome]

*slide whistle* Ah cmon man not my gablins

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[sludgebitch]

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Peasant who I transported from the late Roman empire: So, has the mother church agreed that the Son and the Father are homo ousios or homoi ousios? Me: Next up, I'm going to need you to try one Dorito that's Flamas flavor and one that's Flamin' Hot Limon flavor. I'm particularly interested in whether or not they seem different to you. Peasant: Please. My eternal salvation in the heavenly kingdom depends on it. Me: After that, I have a Lay's chip called "All Dressed", and I'd love to hear what you would guess is the recipe

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Me: And that should just about do it! Before I send you back, could you just pick one chip that's your overall favorite? Peasant: The preacher told me Jesus would return in my lifetime. Has he truly abandoned this sin-stained world for so long? Me: I already told you, God got killed in the 1800s by science. Now are you gonna pick or should I just put down Zesty Cool Ranch?

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

The peasant, back in his own time: I must do all that I can in order to prevent this unholy future, while also still inventing Hickory BBQ Wavy Lays. Those were pretty good.

[batterut]

Mawile and her Mega

[tierrlist]

unibri yuri

[distant-screaming]

there really is nothing better than getting asked an innocuous question and being like

[strawberry-crocodile]

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

[strawberry-crocodile]

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

[rammliedmania]

been wanting to draw bridget for long! the design is soooo cute!!