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hi, I’m Vince!! Or Vinny, or vincent, anything up that vein any pronouns 😋

[chronologicallyonline]

I was pulling up a picture of Dr prism and

Is it talking to me as Zor??? Has anyone seen this?? I literally threw the phone bc I was startled. Didn’t do it for John juniper but I can wish 😔💔

[dandorime]

Dr. Zor: Google... You have overstepped your authority. (🝦_🝦)

[chronologicallyonline]

ironically enough, this is happening while I’m on vacation

[chronologicallyonline]

I was pulling up a picture of Dr prism and

Is it talking to me as Zor??? Has anyone seen this?? I literally threw the phone bc I was startled. Didn’t do it for John juniper but I can wish 😔💔

[dandorime]

Dr. Zor: Google... You have overstepped your authority. (🝦_🝦)

[chronologicallyonline]

I was pulling up a picture of Dr prism and

Is it talking to me as Zor??? Has anyone seen this?? I literally threw the phone bc I was startled. Didn’t do it for John juniper but I can wish 😔💔

[chronologicallyonline]

GUESS WHO IS NOT A WEE LAD ANYMORE

[chronologicallyonline]

I choose my own destiny

[chronologicallyonline]

Hello IEYTD community 🗣️

I’ve literally never posted on tumblr before but here we go! I’m like 99 percent my friends are tired of hearing abt my ieytd OCs so they’re getting thrown into the world. They were thrown into the world in a discord sever a while ago but they got reworked so!!!!

Meet my agent handler duo/the girlfriends ever!!!!! Featuring really cool picrew art bc I Can Not Draw

This is my handler oc crow!!

- wet cat demeanor

- seen horror beyond comprehension (the death engine decimated her office + her entire group of coworkers)

- retired from field duty early bc of said horrors

- wears black bc it matches the bird she’s named after not bc she is traumatized

- caffeine immunity from drinking too much coffee

- kinda paranoid but We Ball

- used to wear a plague doctor mask in the field. she is Commited to the Bit

- loves her girlfriend

- like actually she’s so pathetic w it

- tired of the top gun jokes

- stress bakes. all hours of the day

- was really good at tracking people. Like really good. Terrifyingly good

- will disappear into the darkness if left unsupervised

- office cryptid. nobody has ever seen her go home

- worried that her inexperience will make people take her less seriously so she has a tendency to have a stick up her ass

- perceives Icarus as the last good thing left in her life and will do anything to keep her safe

This is Agent Icarus!

- new transfer to the EOD

- all she know is fly plane, eat hot chip, and lie

- smart but also stupid. She can tell you everything about any kind of plane but will bluescreen if you ask her where she put her paperwork that she just had

- very charismatic

- nearly pulled her hair out pre-relationship bc crow got 0 of her hints

- top gun jokes 24/7

- 10/10 sense of style

- always wearing aviators on missions to cover her face

- got her codename after she crashed into the Bermuda Triangle and then just Appeared drifting along when they sent a team to recover her

- healthy work/life balance (as healthy as one CAN have)

- good with disguises

- was devastated when she found out John juniper was a bad guy

- reckless

- earring collection a mile wide

- has dumb ideas that actually work

- afraid of doctors/hospitals

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

[agent-calivide]

Having some swap au brain bees, so, enjoy

Solaris and Fabricator

Solaris is an abstract artist that likes to make elaborate laser displays that show the sheer power and beauty of light refractions. Unfortunately, she was ostracized due to her art having the unlucky side effect of semi-regularly burning down the museums they were displayed in. She now works for Crane as an engineer so her lasers can be truly appreciated in death traps

Fabricator is a total physics nerd that is passionate about the logistics and running the numbers that making death traps entails. Her favorite part of working on a new death trap is figuring out how to calculate the perfect angle to lob an agent’s head clean off- OH- or maybe she could try that one trap that goes for an artery in the legs to see how efficient death via bleeding out is- OR OR- Oh la la- so many options! So many tests!

Prism and Juniper

Roxana Prism is a Hollywood practical effects star, she’s known for her amazing inventions that have revolutionized film stunts for decades to come! Rather than actors being shot at by firearms specialists (yes that’s really how they did that for a window of time) they now are able to safely do stunts with harmless pyrotechnics and simulation devices, all with the help of her test dummy companion, CrashBot! But eventually, her device’s improvements weren’t being appreciated. As she tried to advance her techniques, she was told that the originals worked well enough, and now she was just being greedy. A scam. A one-trick pony that contributed what Hollywood needed and could go back to her corner now. This filled her with indescribable rage, and when Crane approached her with the chance of a lifetime, to show people just how good her inventions were on an international broadcast, well. How could she refuse?

John Juniper was once a high ranking EOD agent, known for his special skills in deceit and espionage. With his charming charisma and having lying down to an art form, he was integral to the EOD’s ability to work eyes and ears into secure facilities all around the globe. Unfortunately, he was too good at playing the game, to the point there was lack of trust in him to tell the truth when it came to work. This stung, as he had done nothing but give to the EOD, and when he was gently let go, he found Crane more than willing to put his… assets to good use. It was only when he realized that switching sides was getting many of the very people he personally trained up killed that he realized this wasn’t what he wanted. He wanted to be respected, acknowledged, but not at the cost of hundreds of thousands of others.

Caliente and Hivemind

Caliente is a passionate pyro, his favorite past times consist of experimenting with how he can develop more potent lighter fluids and made flames burn hotter than ever before. He has a massive collection of lighters that he meticulously maintains and is not above a good arson pun before killing someone. He doesn’t think much of Crane, so long as he has stuff to burn he’s happy.

Hivemind is gruff, harsh, and will kill you if you make a bee pun around him. He uses killer hornets and views them as simply a means to an end, he’s much more interested in the control aspects of the creatures as tools than he is raising them like animals. While he is interested in his hornets more than other creatures, he understands that his bee research is merely a means to an end to Crane, and respects that as such.

Zor and Crane

Zor is a handler that’s been at the EOD for a while. They’re rather cynical, but in truth it’s a way to hold people at an arm’s length away. They don’t like people getting too close or knowing too much about them, they actually use a voice modulator when talking to their agents to keep things from getting too chummy. They were good friends with Juniper before he betrayed the agency, but even despite his betrayal they trusted that he wouldn’t reveal their secrets. He wasn’t like that. Of course, their walls only work for so long, as eventually a certain someone worms past their defenses and reveals the heart of bronze underneath. Not gold, they’re not that nice, but they care and that’s all that matters.

Crane is a renowned corporate billionaire who is known for his corporation, Cranaxis. Despite the fact the EOD is well aware of his legal name and full identity, they have a hard time pinning him down. Between his cheery disposition and reflective humor, people are inclined to trust him even to their own detriment. He’s very fatherly, giving support to people who had their passions rejected and giving them a new chance to forge the life they want. Of course, this is all an act. He couldn’t give a damn if they live or die, he just wants results. And if he doesn’t get them, well, he always has another operative lined up on the chopping block.

Ulanova and Ollie

Anna Ulanova joined Cranaxis in hopes of making a difference! While she struggles with juggling her passions with work, Crane pushes her to try and do both. She mostly works on Cranaxis’ image, vocally supporting them whenever she’s asked what’s helped her journey with her music the most. Crane is just such a kind, patient man after all.

Ollie is an exhausted marine biologist that was forced into shackling the giant squid. He didn’t want to, the actions were abhorrent, a crime against nature, and he knew in that moment he had to get out. Unfortunately, when he tried to defect he was locked away in an underwater lab and left to rot. It was only with the help of an EOD agent that he managed to escape.

Sans and Phoenix

Phoenix is Crane’s right hand op, they’re known for their knowledge with not only arson, but infiltration. EOD buildings burn down overnight with not a scrap of evidence left behind on how it started, defectors vanish without a trace, somehow Crane knows things that only EOD agents should be aware of, and it’s all thanks to a little Birdy telling him. Phoenix really truly sees Crane as their father, but it is unclear if the feeling is mutual.

Sans is an elite agent known as the Chemist. His innate knowledge with not only chemistry, but biology makes him quite the unique force in the field, able to start fires with compounds that nobody would think of and having the capabilities to subdue an operative with attacks he has innately honed to go for weak spots in the body. His unique approach to problems got him to be a top-ranked field agent, even though he really wonders if he should have gone into forensics. At least they have dental… his dynamic with his handler is a strange one, an odd, cold distance between them that made it hard to communicate. But over time, Zor opened up to him, and to this day he’s one of three people who know Zor’s real voice.

[chronologicallyonline]

This made me almost start shaking with joy in the middle of my creative writing camp

[beriliaa]

[a-book-of-creatures]

You can only reblog this today! Next time Thursday 20 will follow Wednesday 19 will be in 2439!

[miabrown007]

i did this instead of writing

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

John Juniper: *watching Phoenix get arrested* ... *Calls Roxana* hey, Doctor? It's happening again.

Roxana: *sighs* can you bail them out before Reginald finds out? Every time he lectures them I somehow get roped in as well.

John Juniper: about that... I'm definitely about to get arrested too. They stole something for me and I have it. And I'm not giving it back.

[shinsouisprecious]

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[armiestice]

Yes, I am the one responsible for this monstrosity. I'm not apologising.

[armiestice]

Thank you @demonir I did. @chronologicallyonline was interested too, I believe.

(the background is not mine, screenshot from lil pootis S2)

Yes, I traumatized your lil pootis and untraumatized your blue medic, you're welcome.

[chronologicallyonline]

LOVE LOVE LOVE

[purplebehittindifferent]

Cmon Zor pull up I’ll beat you to kingdom come

(Dr.prism is my mom I said so)

[icecreampizzer]

Don't worry everyone they're just doing a bit (the bit is dating)

frankly stupid suggestive joke under the cut, but i decided to post it here because I loved how their stupid little expressions turned out

willing to bet Fabby says shit like this just to piss him off

[bugtoast]

Hi tumblr here's my contribution to this itty bitty teeny tiny fandom im in :]

(please go play the ieytd games if you have a vr, please please please they're so fun-- im currently hyperfixated and theres like?? NO FAN CONTENT... it sucks :[ )