[thatdiva]

When your history professor schools you in front of the entire world.

[the-devil-wears-zara]

[lmaonade]

could u imagine inventing butter, and you take a big spoonful and ur like 😏 then that shit hit your tongue and….. 😰….. 😨 ….. ur done! 😱🤢 soooooo nasty! ugh! ohhh it’s repulsive! but then ur thinking 🤔i spent 16 hours making this little bowl of this filth, not gonna just toss it! no way! 😑 so u grab some of your leftover bread that you grew yourself on a bread tree. spread some of that Gunk on that bad boy. 😧 bottoms up!!! …….😳❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ it’s amazing! it’s so delicious! how can something so horrendous by itself, make this bread so much better❓❗️❓❗️ you losing your damn mind

[sixpenceee]

I love this sign.

[aevvus]

[kaity--did]

There was a little girl in church, about 5, and her parents obviously let her get dressed herself that day because she came waddling in with the puffiest coat on in the summer in North Carolina. She comes and sits in the pew in front of us. 15 minutes into mass she turns around and hands my husand an orange. Her parents are mortified.

“Savannah not again!” They sold! (Again kills me)

They appologize and she turns back around. A few moments later she goes to hand me an orange but her parents grab it from her before she can.

Savannah is determined. She reaches her tiny fists into her puffy coat and pulls out two more ornages. She begins to distribute them. Her parents are now beat red and in shock.

This small child proceeds to laugh a laugh I can only call manical (in a Catholic church) unzip the inner line of her coat and releases what had to have been 20-30 of those little kid oranges into the pews.

WE EAT Savannah yells cackeling

The priest can no longer contain his glee

The entire church is dying with laughter

She felt like Jesus on the moutian with the baskets of fish that day I’m sure.

Children are amazing.

[knockoffs-and-bootlegs]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[weepycat]

where do i fucking buy this. im begging. i have $130 and i am willing to take a human life to have this. please anyone dm me

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[vikiholmesx3]

[dizkuar]

[allthemuches]

2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

[astratic]

This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands. They are very much gay and irl married

[csevet]

they are in fact married for real

[bananahomo]

out of all the explanations, two gay husbands making a gay art piece was defiantly not on my list  

[gecsplaining]

two dudes, chillin in open graves, holding hands through a tunnel cuz they are gay

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

when you really do care about mother nature

[winterfoxxie]

This is so pure

[ifunnny]

[wiszvnheimer]

Me

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

[just-cat-memes]

[tmholland]

Michelle is actually funnier than me. Mainly because she teases me, but I can’t tease her. (I think that’s fair.) I can’t say anything about her because she gets mad. (Nope, you can’t.) So I guess she’s funnier.