[abutterflyobsession]

me: I will do things when I am less tired

me: *never becomes less tired*

me: oh no

[paprika]

“I wonder if you ever talked about me to someone.”

— Unknown (via lazypacific)  (via coluring)

[teenscoolest]

me on a date: so... haha... when did you realise your standards were this low? :)

[teethvsteeth-deactivated2018061]

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[kmarx]

[xanaxxx]

Anyways

[firemen-deactivated20141022]

[rosecrystal]

men will b like why didnt u answer my bland boring ass text

[golfgalaxy]

my organs when i finally eat my first meal at 5pm

[undergroundcities-deactivated20]

When that meal is sour Gummi worms black coffee and Mac donalds

[6lacksoul]

[iamthemovie]

im telling my kids this was blink 182

[onewhoturns]

me, looking at bears gettin fat and sleepin

[emoceanman]

me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much

stupid brain:

[y2kpurgatory]

[howmeat-lovesmeat]

Iconique

[owlet]

[kimreesesdaughter]

Women: I want a man who cares about me.

Men: That’s why you single.

[trulymadlysydney]

Alright lads time for a vibe check how are we feeling

[harryshousesonvinyl]