magister weenie wizard

kieran / they/them / nonbinary lesbian / licensed professional, recreational dumbass / this blog is explicitly pro trans rights and I stand in solidarity with my trans sisters / 18+ only please

[howmeat-lovesmeat]

fuck it, pyro TF2 fancam 😌💖

[finns-gifs]

[amaranthine-paws]

you have to be nicer to nonbinary transfems and that's literally the bare minimum

[amaranthine-paws]

maybe just like. consider us at all please

[lesmond-sycamore]

hey I hate asking for money so much, but I just checked my finances and I'm about to be -$250 here at the end of the week due to my car payments overlapping with an auto loan change. if you want to help a disabled queer artist this pride month please send something my way I am in desperate need right now between this and my $2k+ debt due to my fridge shitting the bed and needing an AC

I will happily do sketch commissions for you for $15 and a lined/flat colour for $25 (my art tag) and will also be selling hand-knitted cotton dishcloths for 1 for $5 or 2 for $9.50 + shipping or 1 with free shipping (US only) + lined/flat-coloured art for $40 donations (dm me for colours)

paypal: [email protected]

cashapp: lesbianoclock

0/250

please and thank you so much

[lesmond-sycamore]

50/250

1/5th there!!! thank you so much for the $50 donation!!

[akashicrecord]

Instead of an air fryer consider: sex reassignment surgery

[aflo]

How am I gonna cook these chicken nuggets

[akashicrecord]

Why don't you ask my new vagina...

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[wizard0rb]

[owldude]

[important-animal-images]

[nudityandnerdery]

New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!

[doxiedreg]

@a-book-of-creatures

[pinene]

english people know what stonehenge was for. they just wont tell us so that we have to come to their wet little country

[monkeysky]

Remember back in 2011 when Obama had GOP members over for dinner, and he served so many peas that the republicans made him eat their servings, and a bunch of cartoonists argued about who made whom eat peas?

[akumeoy]

what the fuck

[teddybear-boy]

Legit, I was reading through these comics like “ are the peas supposed to represent the issues in our country?”, then you fuckin tell me “nah bro Obama just served a lot of peas at dinner.”. You have to be joking.

[kushblazer666]

they smoked her.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I'm going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that's magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.

[goflowolfog]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

this can't keep happening

[sugarcoatednightshade]

[captain-price-unofficially]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

Every single line of that one House gif is dangerous to allow into your brain but at least an opportunity to accidentally say "He needs mouse bites to live" won't come around often, unlike "This vexes me"

[squeakitties]

art prompt: draw a creature/animal that fits the name Scrimpering Whimperlet

[roomwithavoid]

this thing

[law-the-lewd]

I love himb.

[law-the-lewd]

Another

[law-the-lewd]

...oh dear...

[astargatelover]

@creatures-in-posts

[creatures-in-posts]

[thickness-protection-program]

Dang rip America

[karlyboyyy]