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why you bake me
stop i NEED that pic of the boy who took his cat to prom and she has a lil dress and is looking up at him with 100% love and tendernessā¦ā¦..
there she is!!!!!!!
loveā¦ā¦..tendernessā¦ā¦.
This is humanity put to good use. Screw all the stuff thatās happening these days, this is basically the only reason I like us stupid ape people. Little things like this, designed to keep us all happy and busy
i love this!!!
Now this is good design. Pay attention, tech companies - itās not about looking shiny, itās about understanding the end userās needs and working with them.
The last thing though. Is super precious and important.
A witch is a magic user with more focus on medicine and the body and a wizard is a magic user with more focus on like physics and academia. I donāt know what dingus made up one day that theyāre just the 2 magic genders, that sounds stupid
witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists = magic chemists, sorcerers = magic youtubers
What about warlocks?
[deep, deep, deep sigh]Ā
magic sugar babiesĀ
tigers!!
Psst, hey, Marilyn Monroeās image as a freewheeling sexpot was a carefully constructed lie. The real Marilyn Monroe was a roiling tragedy and her life was an indictment of our society as a whole. She was orphaned after her mother had a schizophrenic breakdown, bounced around between foster homes where she was sexually abused, and married a 21-year-old at 16 to get out of being sent to an orphanage. Hugh Hefner published nude photos of her without her consent that were taken when she was 23 and desperate. She suffered severe anxiety and depression, which she coped with by drinking and using barbiturates, and was already a full-blown addict when she became famous in the mid-50s. Her career was one of exploitation, condescension and alienation, and she killed herself at 36. That Hugh Hefner, a man who was at best an unpleasant footnote in her life, felt entitled to be buried next to her is one more humiliation in a pop cultural landscape we should all be ashamed of.
āPlease donāt make me a joke⦠I donāt mind making jokes, but I donāt want to look like one⦠I want to be an artist, an actress with integrity..ā
Ā - Marilyn Monroe, last taped interview, days before her death
She deserved better than this
Can I just also say, in addition to all this, that Iām still pissed off about the fact that Joe DiMaggio swooped in and gave Marilyn a Christian funeral before her Rabbi could return from a trip overseas?Ā āCause that shit is fucked up.
So many men who claimed to be in love with her, and not one could fucking respect her wishes, even in death.
āIāve never fooled anyone. Iāve let people fool themselves. They didnāt bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldnāt argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasnāt.āāĀ ā Marilyn Monroe
Also:
As one of the biggest Ella Fitzgerald fans, she literally helped desegregate her performances. Ella was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race.
Ella Fitzgerald: āI owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt⦠she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him ā and it was true, due to Marilynās superstar status ā that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman ā a little ahead of her times. And she didnāt know it.ā thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg (Source: dmvnessa)
ALSO:
In August 1956, Monroe began filming The Prince and the Showgirl, with Laurence Olivier staring and directing. The production was complicated by conflicts between him and Monroe. He angered her with the patronizing statement āAll you have to do is be sexyā and his attempts to get her to replicate Vivien Leighās interpretation. She became pregnant and miscarried during the production, which heavily worsened her depression and increased her drug abuse.
A L S O , I will never forget watching a documentary about her once and, speaking about her marriage with Arthur Miller, the narrator said, verbatim: āAmericaās Brain had married Americaās Bodyā. Like, literally, because he was a famous writer, he was entitled to personhood; she, being an actress, and a beautiful woman, was reduced to being āa bodyā. I have never been more enraged with her portrayal in the media. If you want to be dismissive of her,Ā literally come for you.
She was also chronically ill her whole life: she suffered from endometriosis with pain so debilitating that a clause was written into her contracts accounting for the days when she would not physically be able to work during her periods.
She was on courses of strong medication, had invasive surgery to try and limit the damage caused, and despite trying for a baby numerous times, suffered many miscarriages because of her condition. The miscarriages especially sent her into deep depression, since she desperately wanted to be a mother.
There is speculation that the condition may have been one of the triggers in her drug dependency as well, because when you have endo, you will take whatever you can to stop. it. hurting.
Marilyn Monroe was smart and strong as hell in a world that saw her as a sexy doll and nothing more.
She deserves better
ways i have tricked people into thinking i am competent:
bought a really nice looking fountain pen
that sounds like a joke but fountain pens are cheap as shit and when you use one people look at you like youāre a fucking wizard
this hero 901 cost me $3 on ebay and i donāt know why people assume that this is a pen for intelligent people but they do
it works better when i am using a nice notebook and not the avengers notebook that makes it look like the hulk is grabbing my sweet pen
i write in code which for some reason leads everyone to assume that i am some kind of da vinci motherfucker, instead of the reality, which is that i am writing about dicks and donāt want anyone to know
it looks like i am constantly taking notes on everything which is both intimidating and inaccurate, just the way i like it
i bought a usb clicker/laser pointer for $11 and now it seems like iāve got this shit on lock, like i am so pro at giving presentations i even own accessories
holding a clicker makes you seem at least 10% more like you know what youāre talking about iām pretty sure
i check the weekly freebies on creativemarket every monday so now i have a huge folder of pro-looking website themes and powerpoint templates and fill-in-the-blank resumes (also a lot of autumnal clipart and watercolor flowers and script fonts but that is less relevant)
i bought a ceramic coffee mug at world market years ago and it makes me look like a productive coffee-drinker because no one knows itās full of hot cocoa
i donāt know why drinking coffee makes you look busy it just does even though iām pretty sure it statistically reduces productivity
bonus: not only does no one know iām just drinking Depression Chocolate but they think i am being Environmentally Conscious rather than Poor As Shit
extra bonus: i can take a sip whenever it looks like someone is going to ask a question and then they ask someone else
i almost never have to answer questions and i leave the room a lot because i have to pee constantly so double extra bonus
āThatās a very good question, and one that deserves an in-depth answer, so if youād like to leave me your card Iād be happy to discuss it with you later one-on-oneā akaĀ āhow DARE you suggest i waste everyoneās time answering this question right nowā aka ālmfao i have no fucking clue what you just said please let me secretly google that okayā
bonus: now it seems like you are a sophisticated grownup who assumes everyone has A Card and if they have to settle for writing their email on a scrap of paper you can feel smug about it even though in your heart you know that you are no better
iāve got anxiety and poor impulse control and anxiety about my poor impulse control so i generally say jack shit about shit and this constant silence is often misinterpreted as aloof observation
no one knows that my air of mystery is actually a bad case of the shy and i am too shy to correct them so it works out
when iām on my laptop and i donāt want anyone to notice how much iām dicking around i turn the brightness way down so they canāt snoop without being obvious
at least one window of notepad++ with some random html page or css stylesheet in it makes randos assume you are some kind of genius doing some genius shit, unless they are CS major randos, in which case i guess find an intimidating looking excel spreadsheet and hope for the best
Wow
This is AMAZING thank you for your life tips and guidance, friend
If you want to intimidate most CS randos, have a doc full of SQL sitting there. Just copy it off W3 Schools, it doesnāt matter, most programmers are intimidated by SQL, even ones who use a little bit of it.
Can't wait to disappear into the woods for so long that I forget English and only speak the language of the trees and keep their secrets so that they'll keep mine
THATS because of THIIIIS =>Ā https://esser-z.tumblr.com/post/188731633008/death-note-au-where-lights-plan-to-get-the-death
Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bossesā backs and be like āyeah donāt pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, donāt buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Loweās and ask for a Scratch nā Dent, theyāll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hourā wow⦠solidarity
I cannot express how much I would rather slip one workperson 40 bucks directly into their pocket for doing me a solid by not making me get ripped off by his bosses, likeā¦ā¦.. thanks bro
this dude came to fix our boiler (itās been three weeks and weāve had no hot water or heating in the middle of november)Ā Ā and when he found out how much we had to pay for it to be fixed, he called the company, cussed them out and quit. Heās a fucking legend.Ā
reblog if you hate nazis and donāt think they should speak on college campuses
reblog if you hate nazis and donāt think they should speak.
Reblog if you hate nazis.
I was tagged by the lovely @ocean-moonlight to do this! I was super nervous while doing this but⦠I wanted to do this since you tagged me
This is the SNK voice meme (4.0 by @momtaku) I absolutely hate the way I sound because it doesnāt match how I feel, so I was incredibly nervous while recording this. I hope it came out alright because⦠Well. I havenāt recorded audio or done a VC in over three years. Also, excuse all the noise in the background since I have a cat, lol
QUESTIONS: ⢠State your name and username. ⢠Is there a story behind your user name that youād like to share? ⢠Where are you from? ⢠How long have you been a fan of the series? ⢠What is your favorite and least favorite Arc? ⢠Do you have a favorite moment in the story thus far? ⢠If you could resurrect one dead character who would it be and why? ⢠Who is your favorite character and why? ⢠Any OTPs? ⢠You are able to transport to the SnK Universe for a day. How do you spend it? ⢠Eren Jaeger did nothing wrong or Eren Jaeger did everything wrong? ⢠What is your favorite song in the series? Feel free to sing an extract.
āŖļøBONUS: What would Erwin do? SAY THE FOLLOWING: Wall Maria, Jean Kirschstein, Reiner Braun, Ymir, Ā Theo Magath, Onyankopon, Kiyomi Azumabito, Hajime Isayama, Shiganshina Trio, Shingeki no Kyojin, Shinzou wo Sasageyo.
I donāt think I want to tag anybody since Iām still kinda shaking from doing the recording. Anybody who wants to do it is welcome! I hope it didnāt come out too bad⦠I didnāt listen to the recording when I finished it soā¦
How swell is it that everything people look for as signs of lying or a guilty conscience are mannerisms neurodivergence or just trauma will give you
ādifficulty making eye contactā influences fucking police interrogation
hey op thank you so fucking much for this post
ITāS CULTURAL TOO.
As a kid, receiving a lecture from my stepfather, (raised by his Victorian British grandparents), I was expected to make FULL, UNDIVIDED EYE CONTACT the ENTIRE TIME. If I looked down or away, he took it as a sign that I was purposefully ignoring him and being disrespectful, and Iād be in deep shit for it.
My stepmother, on the other hand, (Cree Canadian), took to the total opposite way- if I was in trouble with HER, it was proper form to keep my eyes downcast or pointed away from her face- sheād react to excessive eye contact like I was mentally flipping her off the whole time, and THAT made shit WORSE.
And geez, did that shit take a while to figure out.
Heād think I was telling him to fuck off when I was really feeling ashamed, and she thought I was telling her to eat shit when I was trying to show that I was attentive and sincere.
Body language isnāt 100% universal, and itās a pain whenever someone gets to theyāre Sherlock fucking Holmes
my cat goes by many names
Summer body wishlist: - six wings - a million eyes - constantly on fire - ability to scream forever
the year is 1347. my husband just died from āthe plagueā and iām moving in with my female ācompanionā in a secluded mansion in the european country. we have no kids and two dogs and we seem unusually close. i call her my wife but historians call her my best friend. little does everyone know, sheās both.
Iām a
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