Alright So Far

[dduane]

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

[disneyfeverdaily]

# touché

[dirtyprettything]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[valtsv]

if your first thought when you hear me say "i hate leeches" is 'vampires' and not 'landlords' unfollow me. this is a pro-vampire, anti-landlord only zone.

[toastbutteregg]

[gahdamnpunk]

Is this a Key and Peele sketch? This country is unreal

[monicam]

my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)

carpeted kitchen

[senatortedcruz]

[catchymemes]

[brunhiddensmusings]

i appreciate thats drastically harder then making a ‘correct’ cake

[gallusrostromegalus]

That is a goddamn FEAT of culinary engineering.

[paxamericana]

[catgirl-kaiju]

late-stage-capitalism.jpeg

[kinkshamerphobe666]

This… we cant let this feel normal. We have to acknowledge the absurdity of this constantly

[great-tweets]

textbook chaotic good

[alexisthenedd]

Thank you to everyone in the comments calling me a faerie

[thewittyphantom]

[astrolocherry]

[bassiter]

hey you know how wearing clothes that show a lot of skin, particularly showing too much of your chest or midriff or ass, generally get someone labelled a “slut”

well by that metric, why are plumbers not notorious for being one of THE sluttiest professions

[bassiter]

hello???

[mabelsguidetolife]

the Plumber Fandom is LOGGED TF IN

[tastefullyoffensive]

One roll to rule them all

[restlesss]