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Writer Sign Ups Now Open
Writer Sign Ups for the Vanco Horror Bang are NOW OPEN!!
Sign Ups will run from June 1 to June 30, 2026. You can find the sign up form [here].
If you are wondering about the event timeline before signing up, you can consult the graphic below. Additional details about event milestones can be viewed on our caard page.
Hello friends! I am pleased to announce that sign ups for the Vanco Horror [mini] Bang will open on June 1, 2026 for writers and July 1, 2026 for artists.
More information to come in the next few days. I am excited to see this event get started!
I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.
❌ Is this ship well supported by canon
❌ Does this ship make any sense whatsoever by any reasonable metric
✅ Does the thought of these characters standing next to each other make you want to chew concrete and then break apart a nearby automobile with your bare hands
big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love
why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw
ESPECIALLY a big fan of when this isn't enough to make them a good person
Vanco Horror [mini] Bang!
THE VANCO HORROR (mini) BANG IS A GO! I will be putting together information/rules to post over the next few days and sign ups for writers will open on June 1!
Overwhelmingly the word count respondents said they could manage was 5-10k, so that's where we're landing.
More info to come!
Hello friends, I am looking to host a Vanco bang event and am running an interest check until the end of April and would appreciate if you could fill out the linked survey to provide your feedback.
Vanco Horror Bang Interest Check
Two more days to submit for the interest check for this!
Hello friends, I am looking to host a Vanco bang event and am running an interest check until the end of April and would appreciate if you could fill out the linked survey to provide your feedback.
Vanco Horror Bang Interest Check
you 🫵. make a self-indulgent au now
Oh no, I’m having visions of the Ottawa Centaurs making a team music video to how it’s done from k-pop demon hunters and it’s so un-serious and stupid but also so precious to me. I have become a woman possessed and so now I’m making it everyone’s problem. I really, I’m putting this in here again because I’m an over explainer but this is a music video that’s half half goofy-silly, half like, highlight reel footage being badass. Harris sees a small edit on tiktok and goes from 0 to 10000 real fast. This is stream of consciousness and probably not edited enough, and disclaimer I’m using the translations provided by Deezer but this is going to mostly be the english lyrics, but go with me here:
Ilya does Mira’s knuckle cracking, and the bit from “you came at a bad time…okay I’ll show you wild” is a montage of the team getting ready, shots of dramatic skate lacing and buckling of pads and jerseys being adjusted to fall just right over broad shoulders. (Does Troy get slightly jealous about Harris spending so much time on this video, maybe? Do they fuck nasty about it? Yes. Is there a cut of just Troy? You bet, buddy.) Then there’s a shot of skates entering the ice as the music builds. When the rapping starts, the team is on the ice together looking all dramatic and shit (but also I cannot stress enough how these grown men are having a blast making this once they really get into it). It cuts between official video and found footage of games.
“Bleeding isn’t in my blood” is a shot of someone in the penalty box. It’s found footage style, taken on someone’s camera of a player wiping their bloody nose or mouth or something (I think the most predictable option is Ilya but I LOVE the idea that it’s Shane. Like being on this team and fully supported by his hockey family gets him a little more willing to not be the token Asian player, the golden boy, the muse of respectability politics for the league. Don’t get me wrong, he’s still a boy scout by hockey standards, but he’s not afraid to drop gloves a little more, and Scott Hunter hadn’t been kidding when he said that Shane was starting to sound like Ilya.)
“Beating you is what I do do do” is quick cut shots of great goals maybe? Or maybe epic saves from Wyatt, whatever floats your boat, I’m not picky. Same with “body on body…a little late to the party” is more hockey game footage, particularly good checks or like, cool plays. Maybe there’s some quick celebration footage on “to the party”, but then, it cuts to Dykstra, Hayes, and Chouinard doing the little “la la la la” finger wag.
“Locked and loaded, I was born for this/There ain’t no point in avoiding it” is Shane and maybe Ilya? In a perfect world Harris has been able to find the perfect footage of Shane and Ilya playing at the prospect cup smash cut to them playing on the centaurs, either in a game or in practice or something, (again, I’m not a picky woman)
“Annoyed? A bit” is a ref pushing someone away from Ilya, who is being a rage baiting king on the ice, and then the immediately following Korean lyrics to “how it’s done done done” more cool hockey footage, especially of the players getting checked right against the boards on the beat like the plane windows in the movie. The chorus, starting with “hey, huntr/x don’t miss…how it’s done done done” has footage of the guys doing the choreography from the movie, using hockey sticks like swords, the whole bit, cut in with the cool hockey stuff.
“Yeah, something so about when you come for the crown that’s so humbling, huh?” (I’m saying that Harris makes the video after the first year the Centaurs with the cup. Idk where that puts us in the timeline after TLG, and frankly I don’t care. This is my playground.) And this is footage of all the guys, Shane and Ilya holding the cup together, Boodram getting sprayed with champagne by Holmberg, LaPoint, and Young. (There’s a really great series of fics that have those three kind of lumped with Luca has being the “young guys” on the team and so now that has become my preferred headcannon).
The following Korean lyrics (Mira’s part, I think) through “from sunup to sundown, so come out to play” is more hockey footage, and “won either way, we’re one in a million / we kill ‘em, like, really? You want it? Okay” is hockey footage and on-ice celebrations from the cup winning match.
“Heels, nails, blade, mascara” is a shot of one of the guys posing with his skate on a bench (with the guard on) like it’s a high heel, followed by a shot of Troy pulling on his gloves, followed by Luca doing some fancy puck handling, then finishing with Wyatt pulling down his mask
“Fit check for my napalm era” is most definitely Troy doing the like, collar popping move with his jersey but he’s not wearing pads so the jersey is extra big (this is definitely just a video that Harris has of Troy at home rapping along to some of his club rat music)
“Need to beat my face, make it cute and savage” is Wyatt lip synching and just so into it. This man is a nerd and unafraid to share his silly joy with the world.
“Mirror mirror on my phone, who’s the baddest?” Absolutely must be Ilya with Chiron, like, hoisting Chiron to look in the mirror and trying to keep a straight face. You can definitely see Shane and Boodram falling over laughing in the corner of the video.
“Us, hello” is a shot of Luca just blue steeling the camera and just…cinnamon roll man, someone protect him.
“Knocking you out like a lullaby…how it’s done done done” is more cool footage
“I don’t talk, but I bite, full of venom” is a specific clip of Ilya making a kind of biting motion. Harris finds it because someone in the crowd got video of some other player on another team (of your choice) calling Ilya Shane’s dog, and Ilya barks like the asshole that he is.
“Spittin facts you know that’s how it’s done done done” is maybe Weibe at a press conference looking serious, like hockey IQ reference vibes, or him in front of a white board going over plays
“Okay, like I know I ramble” is 10000% video that Ilya has of Wyatt holding up a comic book and explaining why it’s cool.
“But when shooting my words I go Rambo” is Troy getting a great shot
“Took blood, sweat, and tears to look natural” and “that’s how it’s done done done” are shots of the guys from the game, maybe with a bloody brow, wiping sweat or squirting water on their face on the bench, and the team crying when they win the cup.
“Hear our voice…til the dark meets the light” is clips of the reach out that the team does. It includes clips of the camps, of the fans holding up pride themed posters, definitely highlighting the fact that this team is beloved by the community because they give back to the community.
The last part of the song is more cool hockey footage, but the closer to the end it gets, the more it’s clips of the fans at games, meeting the players, Luca signing a doodle that he does for some kid, Shane handing a kid his hockey stick as he leaves ice to the locker room (ala Scott Hunter), clips of pride nights in full swing, showing the full breadth of their appreciation of the fans who support them and how that fan base is grown and celebrating that everyone is welcome at Centaurs games.
It ends with “we’ll see you next year” or something, idk, it’s a social media video after all.
Other thoughts:
Chiron and Anya feature heavily
There’s clips of the team line dancing with Dykstra from one of the team hangouts at Bood’s house. They are dancing to Texas Hold ‘Em by Beyoncé (the only country Ilya finds acceptable)
How It’s Done is on the team’s pre-game hype up playlist
There’s a clip of a lesbian couple wearing centaur’s merch holding up a sonogram and the text on the picture is “future centaur fan”
forgive me father, for all you have endured
I'm sorry for doing that bank heist, your honour. It's just that, like, once you get to be around 30, it just seems to become impossible to get all your buddies together for some fun times, and sometimes you just get wrapped up in the magic of spending time with friends, and, well, one thing leads to another.
I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!
“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”
how does this post keep getting better
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Cringetober 2025 Day 1: Overpowered
She's just saving it for later <3
"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten
"i want them to make each other worse" i want them to have an impact on each other that's hard to define as objectively good or bad but is still sure to change the trajectory of their lives and alter their very being on a fundamental level forever
