Darling I Am Just A Pizza

There's been trials and tribulations You know I've had my share But I've climbed the mountain, I've crossed the river And I'm almost there

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

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“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[cinderavenclaw]

My friend: what're you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

[so-macho]

The mindfuck moment when you can split a cube into thirds

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[amethystthe-gem-deactivated2016]

I’m fucking dying

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[faleep]

IT IS BACK ON MY DASH THIS POST NEVER DIES WHO EVER PUT THIS UP IS A GOD.

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

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The wonderful thing about tiggers, is tiggers are wonderful things 

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[nomorecalifornia-blog]

Visit Original Link

[ruinedchildhood]

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This kid at school carried a freaking inflatable dolphin on a leash around all day

[carlashawofficial-deactivated20]

If this gets a 1000 notes I’ll put a picture of his dolphin on a t shirt and give it to him

[itacake]

do it for him

[somestraightartist]

*reblogs this 400 times*

[carlashawofficial-deactivated20]

GUYS I MADE THE SHIRT, I’m gonna give it to him tomorrow

Look at that smug lil turd

UPDATE: LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE WAS

HE SCREAMED WHEN I GAVE IT TO HIM OMG

[emery-art-dump-thing]

I’m really glad that instead of making fun of him you have him a gift of something he likes.

[andistoodtherelovingyou]

[loversdearest]

SEND THIS TO SOMEONE WITH NO CONTEXT

[gumtooth]

i luv when cats randomly burst into a full gallop across the house for absolutely no apparent reason. idk what ur doin or where ur goin but i support it

[phaneronz]

me: i dont believe in god

me @ 3am when i hear a scary noise: our father who art in heaven hallowed be th

[adeles]

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[hydratedbitch]

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

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are you okay

[dj-bsnow-deactivated20130913]

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

[loviedoviie]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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