first off, let me say i'm drunk offa shitty wine

bitch, i'm flawless

[wunschkippen]

i wonder what’s gonna fuck me up next

[cheeekyfellow]

[stimman3000]

instagram.com/p/Bl7-9QZgea_/

[ihatecispeople]

god made me gay so i could love cats better than any straight could

[beeth0ven]

illiterate dairy maid in 1750, hundreds of years before germ theory was even thought of: because of my exposure to cowpox, im immune to smallpox. if we expose people to cowpox, they won’t die of smallpox

upper middle class college educated mother with internet living in the year of our lord 2018: vaccines are the devils handiwork and a conspiracy i’d rather my child die of polio than be the autism

[jigglypuffsvevo]

my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

[fearfulaf]

[but-dude-why]

[1dietcokeinacan]

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

[softest-archive-deactivated2023]

i am a lover, with or without a lover

[nepenthe-e-deactivated20180811]

today we are getting sad about things we can’t control

[valleypunx]

my tiny human body isn’t big enough to hold all the love that’s inside me and that’s why i’m always crying

[tankaramo]

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

[whoisshe777]

[softestvirgil]

Posting these because I can’t sleep and I need to look at them, but hopefully they will be helpful for someone else out there too!

[imightjustbegone-deactivated201]

@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

just looking for a gf who doesn’t want the pickle that comes with her sandwich at lunch and she says here do u want my pickle and gives it to me