why the hell are you here?

Sam's my name and i got no game Please just shoot me into space

[flowerypearl-blog]

[firedrill]

[daily-showerthoughts]

Follow Yik-Yaks for more.

[bromar-deactivated20130912]

[ghost-yon]

Protect the pepis

[averagefairy]

cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass

[notlostonanadventure]

This is the weirdest viral marketing campaign ever

[averagefairy]

ITS NOT SPONSORED IM JUST A FREAK FOR QUALITY CLEANING SUPPLIES

[theclearlydope]

[heykristyy]

Forever reblogging this.

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

[nopadsnohelmets]

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

[cherrys-acid]

Lets talk about how hard it is to open up to someone about being sad for no reason. Lets talk about how hard it is to explain to your friends and family that you have this heavy feeling in your chest for no reason. Lets talk about how hard it is to understand why you’re having a panic attack while just taking a walk back home. Lets talk about how hard it is to understand your own self and how scary it is to feel like the whole world is falling on your shoulders and you have no idea why .

[onlytwitterpics]

[twasjane]

Hey! Men!

Don’t worry about a lack of representation for dudes in the new Ghostbusters movie guys! You have Chris Hemsworth’s character! He’s a man!

He’s a Strong Male Character, he doesn’t need a woman to make him feel complete! I mean, yeah, he seems to be wearing a lot of unnecessarily tight clothes, but that’s just because he Feels Comfortable In His Own Skin! He’s pretty bright for a dumb blonde to? That makes him super relatable! He’s not a Dude in Distress! He doesn’t need a woman to save him! He is Fiesty! He can Hold His Own against the Ladies! He’s not loud and over bearing, he’s a cool, empowering male character! There may even be some ROMANCE! You guys like romance right? He’s practically one of the girls! He’s just as strong as the women! He’s TECH SUPPORT! THAT’S ALMOST AS GOOD AS BEING A REAL GHOSTBUSTER RIGHT???

[part-time-psychic-deactivated20]

But Chris Hemsworth still doesn’t look like a convincing nerd.

[twasjane]

You mean glasses and standing near a computer isn’t enough to make him a nerd? He must be a fake nerd guy!

[scyllaya]

He’s both nerdy tech-support and a model, duh… it just makes him unique. Not like all those avarage-looking nerd stereotypes that men are forced to watch in every other movie. Such a Strong Male Character.

[c3rvida3]

I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet’s corpse.

It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper’s daughter.

And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello.

And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a child’s birthday party.

When did my life get this weird?

[younger-than-the-soul]

your life is a fucking sidequest

[pr1nceshawn]

Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.

[sphinxyvic]

A much-needed reminder that there is kindness in the world.

[omgfeelingthelove-deactivated20]

Love and kindness. Spread that stuff everywhere!!!

[uncntrl]

just blocked like 30 porn blogs can u guys stop… like wtf u trying to jack off to… my sadness?

[a-spider-holding-8-guns-deactiv]

MY NAME ON POKEMON GO IS “DONGPUNCHER666″ AND MY DAD GOT THE APP TOO AND AND I CANT STOP SCREMAINFGR BAOUT HIS NAME

[a-spider-holding-8-guns-deactiv]

GUYS OH MY GOD

[naotakunn]

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

[foolishtrashman]

i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again

[stunningpicture]

He designed this special shoes, shared between him and his paralyzed daughter just to make her feel the sensation of walking.

[partly-cloudie-deactivated20141]

WEEP DAFEELS PENETRATE ME

[fight-0ff-yourdem0ns]

Oh my goodness

[psychmajorpizzamaker]

This is probably so good for her body, too! Imagine her muscles getting moved in ways they don’t normally and she is upright and hopefully not having any pressure spots! This is lovely in so many ways!

[carlashawofficial-deactivated20]

This kid at school carried a freaking inflatable dolphin on a leash around all day

[carlashawofficial-deactivated20]

If this gets a 1000 notes I’ll put a picture of his dolphin on a t shirt and give it to him

[itacake]

do it for him

[somestraightartist]

*reblogs this 400 times*

[carlashawofficial-deactivated20]

GUYS I MADE THE SHIRT, I’m gonna give it to him tomorrow

Look at that smug lil turd

UPDATE: LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE WAS

HE SCREAMED WHEN I GAVE IT TO HIM OMG

[emery-art-dump-thing]

I’m really glad that instead of making fun of him you have him a gift of something he likes.