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lesbianrey

good job everyone

jturn

we’re doing great guys keep it up

kawaiipoisonivy

we’re doing amazing sweeties

wilwheaton

I’m so proud of you kids.

cineballa

And then the free market businesses were all "You're not doing it right!"

And the market responded "No, you don't get how this works. Welcome to the jungle."

mostlysignssomeportents

UC Davis Chancellor spent $400K+ to scrub her online reputation after pepper-spray incident #1yrago

Back in April, we learned that UC Davis Chancellor Linda P.B. Katehi had hired a sleazy “reputation-management” company to scrub her reputation and that of the university after the 2011 incident in which university police lieutenant John Pike hosed down peaceful protesters with pepper spray, jetting chemical irritant directly into their open mouths and eyes.

The bill for that “scrubbing” was over $175,000. But turns out that she hired two other companies to try to prevent the taint of scandal from landing on her, spending more than $400K in all on the fruitless exercise.

This isn’t her first terrible adventure in “reputation management.” At her previous job at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, she forced her aides to edit her Wikipedia entry – over their protests – when it emerged that children of big-ticket donors were given admission preference to the university.

https://boingboing.net/2016/08/17/uc-davis-chancellor-spent-400.html

cineballa

You know how you scrub a bad reputation? Build a good reputation and don't keep doing skeezy things. Money doesn't make things go away like magic.

bettyfrancis

starlit-mansion

Me articulating all the flaws in a piece of media & enjoying it anyway

thevaultoftheatomicspaceage

wilwheaton

Soon…

cineballa

This! This is why you shut your mouth in the theater!

swmovies

cineballa

How stuff gets done:

Step 1. Identify

Step 2. Acknowledge

Step 3. Get to work

yesteryearads

“How To Pack A Punch.”

Tupperware

Circa 1970s

cineballa

Man, we had this set growing up. I distinctly remember how janky that little button on the top was at not actually releasing the seal around the lid, most likely because my tiny, scrawny hands didn't have the strength to press it properly. /endnostalgia

outofcontextdnd

What do I have to roll to do a cleaning montage with 80s music?

Me to the dm who regrets inviting me (via outofcontextdnd)

I am that problem player...

outofcontextdnd

“The line between incompetence and treachery is blurrier than you’d think, huh?”

(via outofcontextdnd)

Sometimes the deepest truths come from the silliest places.

sentient-body-deactivated201807

cineballa

Why I currently work nights... yeah, that's it...

rifftrax

RiffTrax Live: Doctor Who in theaters Aug 17 & 24! RiffTrax.com/DoctorWho

Find a movie theater near you: http://RiffTrax.com/DoctorWho The stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 will riff a classic Doctor Who episode in theaters nationwide! More info: http://RiffTrax.com/live

cineballa

Seriously, though... JUST caught up!

timelordinaustralia

The Cybermen on trampolines | requested by anon

evjazurian

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

without context, this seems like a bunch of cybermen having fun on trampoline, only to get blown up :v

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

;_;

THEY JUST WANTED TO ENJOY THE TRAMPOLINES

cineballa

"Where there're tears, there's hope... and maybe some Cyber-boo-boos."

Literally just caught up today, so this is timely.

ithelpstodream

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

wilwheaton

We are all Buzz Aldrin.

cineballa

I'm with Buzz.

asheathes

So you want to kill Nazis? I don’t want to kill anyone.

cineballa

And this is where we get to Captain America: Civil War

silentmoviefoolery

cineballa

Need to find this show again.

totalparksandrec

cineballa

Ben Wyatt explains the concept of fiction to Star Lord.

nasturbate

ahh yes the basketball. males 12+ only. nice

sadgrl22-deactivated20150406

Except there’s a difference between men’s basketballs and women’s basketballs because women have smaller hands women’s balls have a smaller diameter while men have larger hands and their basketballs have larger diameters

nasturbate

yo ok what she said my bad

yh5-deactivated20200324

That was the most mature dispute I have ever seen on the internet

sittingatthetypewriter-deactiva

Tumblr, you’ve done it.

bcpk-deactivated20210131

They have men’s basketballs, women’s basketballs, and youth sized basketballs. Just like they have different sized footballs for different ages.

blueivysedges

Equality does not mean everyone gets the same thing because we are all inherently different. Equality is recognizing differences and making sure everyone gets the same opportunity based on those differences, which isn’t always “equal”.