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[unclefather]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

3:55am

[beastmac]

i cannot believe op left out the best part, all of the fucking memes that came from this

[kurlyfryz]

It has been months

Mc

Freakin

Months

Since I’ve seen this post

And it gives me a whole new definition of nostalgia

[fishtrouts]

Dragon Hoards

A dragon is nothing without its hoard. Upon realizing that Swordfish takes a different approach to accumulating tons of treasure, by taking a trip to the nearby swamps!

Also, I made a Patreon page! It’s still fresh out the oven so right now there’s one comic featuring one of the dragons, but I am going to upload more Patreon-exclusive comics there + some other secret stuff. It’s one tier, $1 per month, so if you’re interested in seeing more of Swordfish and his buddies you can check it out here!

[johnnycrass]

your vibes m’lord………

[laughconfetti]

Check them for me, court jester

[normal-ghost]

(faint jingling, followed by a loud thud)

[homoforjojo]

[hieronymus-botch]

I’ve never seen jojo and before i read the url I thought this was about WW1

[kittilumpo]

i thought this was some new undertale au

[nyctaeus]

if u are ever in a bad mood just remember when bob ross put squirrels in his shirt pocket so they could watch him work in the joy of painting

[bonesandcrows-deactivated202211]

What did we do to deserve him

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

what this post fails to mention is that these are baby squirrels he was HAND-RAISING with his wife when they found them abandoned and in one episode he showed footage of the squirrels being bottle-fed

this man was the most legit thing in the world.

[fereldang]

Zmsnsmamdkam

I’m reading some of this transcript from this founders brewery lawsuit and omg this man will not admit this man is black.

[fereldang]

Here’s an article link if you wanna read

[geekandmisandry]

[thetrippytrip]

I love this campaign. All members of the LGBT community deserve to feel safe and that includes senior citizens

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

This is beyond amazing.

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

This is the cutest and most perfect shit I’ve ever seen.

[gifsboom]

Chinchilla Dust Bath. [video]

[ChinTubeHD]

[rainesage]

why did it dissappear im concerened

[aviculor]

lost in the dost

[effervescentbi]

thor + smiling through the pain

[gncfag-moved]

tee be ach if ur a gay man with an "ew girls" mentality i hate u. girls are blessings esp wlw they are our sisters... 😐 do urself a favor and love them

[gncfag-moved]

ALSO . u don't dislike girls because youre gay its because you're a misogynist

[gncfag-moved]

also i hope y'all realize im speaking in terms of making friendship / being annoyed by girls by the virtue that they are girls, not attraction

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

wlw are allowed 2 be wary of men n make joaks at their expense bc they oppress us (even gbt men) it is not the same at ALL when mlm say tht abt women. lol. its just like how we all say we hate cishets but if a cishet says they hate gays its a no-no.

[montereybayaquarium]

The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway how’s your day going?

[noxfauna]

dip moon like cookie

[valtsv]

honestly i love the entire “woman falls for fearsome supernatural creature that truly loves her and treats her well instead of her intended human suitor who is only interested in the status marrying her will bring them and doesn’t care about her happiness” genre because it combines all of the things i look for in an ideal romantic partner: someone tall and strong, but tender and kind, who cares about my happiness, and fangs

[frogopera]

*cracks open a bag of candy and a jar of salt* SO, HALLOWEEN PSA TIME

[everythingfox]

it’s His egg

[sushinfood]

goblin stol eg

[butchwifing]

it’s His egg

[insomniac-arrest]

people always talk about how the masses used to watch gladiator fights or public executions for fun, but we rarely discuss how people also went to human medical surgery’s for sport and entertainment, just showed up in a big tent and watched official operations, sometimes a flutist played music in the corner for it

like, “I’m not not dying of some random disease or having to work a 50 hour work day today, better go watch some dude get his leg sawed off in a science tent.”

what I’m saying is that it’s good we invented tv 

[insomniac-arrest]

me, about to have my appendix removed in Victorian England:

random citizens there:

the bard:

[neon-wonderlands]

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[ifitaintbaroque]

That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts