I JUST WANT CAKE

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[memorijal]

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

[tastefullyoffensive]

Sometimes stupid is funnier.

[w0rldpr1ncess]

extremely jealous of people who cope by being creative i haven't had a creative outlet in years i just sit and rot

[kalyug]

pissed off that i dint get a package because i dint order anything because i cant afford anything 😡

[spacetwinks]

[puts far more meat than is reasonable into tortilla] [tortilla doesn’t fold fully or correctly] bullshit. what’s wrong with you. fuck you

[horsegirlkj]

MILF

Money I’d Like to Find

[untiloblivions]

god i love looking at art……….literally colors and lines man……..so revolutionary………completely life changing………….

[frogitivity]

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[evie-infinity-deactivated202308]

why were you microwaving a lemon???

[frogitivity]

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

[muchos-michis-chikis]

Did you burn an orange too? How???

[frogitivity]

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[brazybunny]

Okay ms.rona wrap it up hoe

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

[strangerthingsedits]

[underwatermessarchive-deactivat]

[kaijuno]

got home an hour early before my parents woke up so I’m sitting in the kitchen in the dark about to scare the shit out of mom

[hopeforescape]

please tell us the results

[kaijuno]

got punched in the arm

[micdotcom]

Related: Albuquerque is also providing mobile showers to the homeless — and they’re doing it in a wonderfully sustainable way.

[aprilnutter]

I just donated. Please consider donating too.

Link is here since MIC.COM cares more about traffic to their website rather than actually linking to the cause. 

DONATE

DONATE

DONATE

[theawesomeadventurer]

oh gosh this is so wonderful

[andotherlawstories]

04.02.2021 ✨ Welcome to my desk ✨

Instagram: andotherlawstories

[mikeyyesway-deactivated20150830]

this happened at my fob show tonight

Pete: This next song is called My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark.

Patrick: No it’s not

*Centuries starts playing*

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[confusedbyinterface]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The literal job of a bullet is to be fired