I likely need to pee

My shoe size is 8 (US) = 40 (EU)

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[slutdge]

girl youre not better than everyone just because you dont use tiktok

yes i am

[segamascott]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[nutongzhi]

[ryebreadgf]

[van1llaskys]

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[lizardsister]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[caspercryptid]

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems