Rolling With The Punches

30ish/feminine pronouns/bisexual

[dankmemeuniversity]

[chaos-nblm]

*bonks my stupid head with yours* I love you

[nextvisibledelicious]

[k-eke]

Sit-ups.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Remember when moustaches were a trend

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I didn't dream this right?

Wtf was 2012 thinking

[cutesychristmas-deactivated2020]

♡

[meatpower]

cats have their priorities straight its 1. stay warm 2. be fat 3. yeah

[arcalranem]

4. slap shit. dont like it? just fucken yeet it as far away as possible.

[adrenaline]

via weheartit

[hoppip]

this is the first time i ever sign something i’ve done. a fresh start my cat pals.

[butteryplanet]

cinemagraph artist on instagram

[catasters]

[whalesharks-archive-deactivated]

having a hyperfixation feels like this image

[pervocracy]

When someone disagrees with you online and demands you prove your point to their satisfaction by writing a complete and logically sound defense including citations, you can save a lot of time by not doing that.

Bro, I’ve known you for twelve seconds and enjoyed none of them, I’m not taking homework assignments from you.

[pervocracy]

This got a lot of responses from people pointing out that evidence is a key part of intellectual inquiry, discourse, and debate.  That being able to support your beliefs is a key critical thinking skill.  Which is 100% true.

Except that you don’t actually have to participate in intellectual discourse any time some fucko on the Internet tells you to.

There’s a vast difference between “this is an important thing to be able to do,” and “this is a thing that you must be continuously available to perform in public for any stranger who asks.”

[debbie-sketch]

Cozy room commission. Perfect for the cloudy weather now ♡

[kaity--did]

Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.

It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.

Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire

This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.

Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.

Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!

Happy Haunting!

[kaity--did]

Dad has no fricken clue how to trash talk and I don’t trust him in the slightest.

[kaity--did]

The saga continues. Mom hasnt finished the village yet and it’s starting to get to her….

[oldearthcartography]

Hahahaha, I mean I love this on multiple levels.  But what really threw it over the top was the mom’s anxiety over the world-building and city design being right.  I feel you vampire-hiding mom, I feel you.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

can I just say that the Christmas Vampire is infinitely preferable to the Elf on the Shelf

[alternativemlm]

Billie Joe Armstrong literally wrote a song about coming out as bisexual as a teenager, and then like two years later wrote one that was pretty much all about dressing up in drag and getting fucked by/fucking guys, and y'all STILL say he’s a “straight ally” because he married a woman??

[pavelchekovswig]

[coldwarfem]

The same goes for Freddy Mercury and David Bowie. Both were openly bi. Both wrote (multiple) songs about their queerness. Both are pigeonholed as either “gay” or “straight”. They were both neither of those things.

[flagellant]

hey remember when freddy mercury wrote a literal song about wanting to be allowed to be bisexual without it being a big deal and was incredibly obvious about it and then straighties went “oh lol look at how quirky queen is writing a song all about bicycles!”

[charlie-in-a-beanie]

This also happened to p!nk, she’s openly bisexual but since she’s married to a man and has had two babies with him, people say that she’s straight.

Like, yeah she does a lot and shows a lot of support for the LGBT+ community but she isn’t just an ally, she’s part of that community.

Biphobia is completely real and so many Bi wlw and mlm are assigned the “straight” role when they just ARENT.

[prince-spence]

[pepperpatrol]

Also let’s add Lady Gaga to the mix. She’s repeatedly shit on for Born this Way for not being part of the community when she is, in fact, openly bisexual and writes song about being LGBT

[emo-for-patrick-stumps-fedora]

Halsey and Pete Wentz too! Let’s not allow Bi to become erased!

[cheruib]

on all levels except physical i am sitting on top of the moon with my legs swinging back and forth

[themagicalladycat]

[penguin-and-kiwi]

I'll do it for you, creamy