[anarqueeen]

You all just want me for my mediocre posts and my unremarkable penis

[pukicho]

We must reduce labor to zero and then all hang out

[bintro]

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[jordanbolton]

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

Pre-order my new book here

[depsidase]

[aismallard]

[wanderingnelipot]

[00000066]

[applebutterbabie]

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

[ninuru]

Mimic Angel

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[sabertoothwalrus]

aughhhhh my head hurtds #mygrain

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[7bitter]

nobody even knows how normal i am on account of my being obviously crazy

[thejewellerybox]

Gannet Diving necklace by Rie Taniguchi

This necklace comes in 3 parts, to be worn together or individually.

[studentofetherium]

i've always thought that it might be fun to get caught in an avalanche

[studentofetherium]

it definitely wouldn't be, but it's easy to think that

[phoenixlooper]

"It's snow problem" I say finger gunning, before getting crushed by metric tons of snow and rocks

[chongoblog]

I have "commitment issues"?? Uhhh well The Bit begs to differ

[paranormal-taters]