[northirish]

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

[bgm05]

[oneheadtoanother]

[diseasehaver]

sean connery about to offend god

[king-the-pathetic]

does king the pathetic know any cool tricks ?

Uhhh he knows whatever this is

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

[klausie]

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[no--net]

gay people cant say I love you. Its always gotta be

[vixvigil]

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

[esthermika]

the age of the tgirl trad wife is upon us. give her a cute floral sundress, make her go barefoot, and then put a baby in her.

[esthermika]

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[znoybird]

That’s actually really wholesome

[sixty-silver-wishes]

I love it when headlines get cut off

[jazzy-mint-219]

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[mrspizzle]

I’m actually fucking dying

[3rd-r8-watrbendr]

[circular-k]

I miss having a walk in freezer at my workplace so that I could go in there and scream and all my coworkers could pretend they didn't hear me do that at all

[sharkbus-blog]

look at this cool borzoi hanging out with some white dudes

[noodle-dragon]

lol that’s Pink Floyd

[narciii]

What a great name for a borzoi.

[marisatomay]

this tweet has been rattling around my head all day like a pinball in a machine