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@cirnodoeshit
hello my name is eggle
this is a very very messy blog but i dont care much because i am having fun
i do weird grammar things
i write sfw and nsfw
anyways im gonna make some fried eggs bye
also my friend and i share this account so uh
we do some freaky shit here so minors dni 🤧🔞
i just realized i havent touched this account in like. a year.
god i've changed so much and i don't even like dsmp anymore
❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗
I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)
THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE
THE DISCLAIMER FOR YOU NOT HAVINF A PISS KINK ON THAT PIGLIN READER POST HAS ME LAUGHING SO HARD HELP
im making technoblade a piglin hybrid now because THIS
APPARENTLY PIGS HAVE PISS KINKS AND NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE BUT ITS KINDA WEIRD AND I DONT HEADCANON HE’D BE INTO THAT
i always think whenever i get anons in my inbox
where did they get those sunglasses? i want them rn
maybe they like stole them from a dead guy
Why do you reblog your own fics so much?
Because someone might as well!? And look at this. Look. At. This.
Does this look right to you??
These are just the last three fics I wrote. I appreciate the likes, believe me I do, but you have to understand. Likes do nothing for content creators. It’s the reblogs. Because that’s how you find shit on your dashboard. Through reblogs. Not likes. This isn’t twitter or tiktok or instagram. This is a website that’s run by the reblog system.
Reblogging helps content creators put their stuff out there. Why do you think so many people stopped writing fanfic and creating beautiful fanart and edits? It’s because they put in hours of work and don’t get nearly enough notes for their masterpieces. Yes we do this because we enjoy it but like...some validation won’t hurt. A boost of confidence here and there might be all someone needs to finish whatever thing they started and left.
Anyway, I’m still going to reblog my shit...
I think I’m gonna restart blogging my own shit.
WRITERS. ARTISTS. EDITORS.
REBLOG YOUR OWN WORK.
THERE IS NO SHAME IN IT.
RE-BLOG!
That’s all we ask!
True ❤️ gotta get it out there somehow. So I often reblog my own stuff. As well as others.
This is the exact reason I started reblogging my own shit. May make me look like an asshole but I share my stuff so other people can see, not just me. If that were the case, I wouldn’t post at all.
can someone rq list all dream smp members i legit forgot like half of them 😭
Dream
GeorgeNotFound
Callahan
Sapnap
Awesamdude
DropsByPonk
BadBoyHalo
TommyInnit
Tubbo
Fundy
Punz
Purpled
Wilbur Soot
Jschlatt
Skeppy
Eret
JackManifoldTV
Nihachu
Quackity
Karl Jacobs
HBomb
Technoblade
Antfrost
Ph1LzA
ConnorEatsPants
CaptainPuffy
Ranboo
Foolish Gamers
Hannahxxrose
Michaelmcchill
holy shit thx
You gave piglins a piss kink
I'm never forgiving you
- God
pigs do that for mating and i am not very sorry god anon
thank fucking god scottposts isnt on this platform
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WORST DAY OF MY LIFE
whos that
scottposts
someone gimme their url
https://scottposting.tumblr.com/
god i hate that guy
most of tumblr hates themself
youll fit right in
why do we hate this guy
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
CONSTANT FEAR
In a nutshell, you are an enderdragon hybrid looking for your mom, whose taken by L'manberg, whilst meeting everyone in the SMP while not trying to be found out by your friends. Oh yeah, they suspect theres an enderdragon among them, so uh, good luck with that.
GN! They/them pronouns used. Descriptions of your character are occasionally implied but usually we’ll leave it up to you.
Most of the Dream SMP lore will NOT count here. There's some character personality changes like Dream not being a sadist.
The reveal won't come very.. soon. When we're heavy and deep into [Y.N] lore, the reveal that they are an enderdragon won't come soon.
Thought I'd mention, this will be sorta like a, "choose your own adventure" thing. The more notes a route has, (reblogs, replies DO NOT COUNT.) such as ex. interacting with hannahxxrose, that interaction becomes canon.
That Dream Team thing eggle posted? That's what their reactions would be if [Y.N] ended up on Sapnap's route.
Kate (me) handles stuff like this, and eggle writes.
taglist: @euph0ricmadn3ss @omnikinesisgobrrr @karlsjackbox
CHAPTERS:
None at the moment.
STATISTICS WITH EACH CHARACTER
You haven't met anyone from the Dream SMP or L'manberg yet.
(me and eggle are hoping this won't flop like a dead fish so reblogging > likes)
[reply or send an ask to join the taglist, limit 50]
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hi everyone your favorite bitch eggle here
i just wanted to let you know, i plan on adding more love interests. see the x reader tags? those are the people you can befriend. if you befriend one of them, say dream or sapnap, you would gain access to karlnapity or punz
while kate isnt looking.. ill put who you unlock after befriending one of them..
i know this ruins the surprise but im gonna forget whose on whose route
dreamwastaken: punz, technoblade, eret (ily), foolish
georgenotfound: hes completely by himself l o l but he does unlock dream xd if you get high friendship
sapnap: karl, quackity, slimecicle, jschlatt
wilbur: this man unlocks so many members, tommy (p), ranboo (p), tubbo (p), jack manifold, fundy, niki
bbh: skeppy, ant (p).
callahan: itsalyssa, hannahxxrose (unsure), awsamdude, ponk,
im sorry if i left anyone out, it was because i dont know them well enough to include on this list or i just forgot the member lol
reblogs > likes
can someone rq list all dream smp members i legit forgot like half of them 😭
{piglin hybrid {y.n} sfw and nsfw headcanons}
me being a horny bitch again…
also i dont have a piss kink i just need to say that you’ll see context
ive had this headcanon where piglins are like
obsessed with jewelry??
like if your wearing full golden armor your about to get courted by literally every piglin in the nether
their sluts for jewelry
except hybrids
like technoblade
did i ever mention i think techno is a pig hybrid?
not a piglin
pig hybrid
honestly im gonna go off on a rant about pigs and shit lets go back to piglin hybrids
anywhoooo
piglins have soft skin
because theres literally nothing to bathe yourself with in the nether
you have to bathe in lava and their skin is like
soooooo smooth
omg their probably friends with the striders
WHAT IF THE MEGA BLAZE WAS IN THE NETHER
OH MY GOD IM GONNA WRITE HEADCANONS ABOUT THIS FUCK WHOEVER VOTED PHANTOMS
can i b on the taglist for constant fear 🧍
yes im going to put you on the list right now
for all the philza simps out there, i’d like to remind y’all of two things: birds have retractable penises for aerodynamic purposes. and their sex organs are located further back within them near the bottom of their wings.
do with this information what you will
when i start writing smut i will keep this in mind
im sorry followers but i am going to finish a request on courting dream xd this is giving me many ideas
I see you looking at my stuff /lh
very curious in the art of smut 🤔 /lh /lh /lh
by following me you are essentially willing to see my bullshit posts in your home page
i do not know what is wrong with you but have cirno
