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A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007
āIt did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,ā said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.
Imagine being at Quiznos and seeing a whole-ass coyote blocking the drinks
me: can you pass me the gatorade?
coyote: which color?
6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing
From this post [x] by @clarabeau
might fuck around and read a 600 page physical published book in one sitting like itās 2006 and Iām being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since
Weird how I don't remember writing this post
trickster gods having a dance-off
Thatās alot of chaotic energy in one video
i looked up the song thats playing in the background only to discover that the guy in the smiley face hoody literally wrote and recorded it this is his song
Shit slaps tho like thatās impressive
Iāve done some Twitter threads on this topic, so thought it might be nice to do a Tumblr post too. One of my pet peeves is when people act like adult fantasy (or sci-fi for that matter) is just a straight white dude thing and that diversity only exists in young adult fantasy. Thatās such a disservice to all the authors of marginalized identities currently writing adult fantasy!
Authors and books below the cut, including links to Goodreads. Iām not providing trigger warnings (if I make the post too long Tumblr starts freaking out about it), but you can use the search function on Goodreads reviews to find more specifics.Ā
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elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrowās moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH
the part where sheās like āhow many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabethā and he shyly says āonce more, miss swannā and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers āelizabethā to himself like heās unworthy of it
then when heās patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says āi know, blacksmithās hands⦠theyāre roughā because he thinks thatās whatās bothering her HE KNOWS HEāS NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THATāS THE PINING IāM TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DONāT ACCEPT LESS!!!!
he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until heās dressed like this to do it:Ā
my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.
Thatās how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley
The Museās Revenge, Ilya Milstein
So Iām just going to leave this picture of an old Pablo Picasso here for reference.
#I recognized the reference but had assumed it was more of a general influence however they used the same molding and everything#Iām sure itās supposed to be more of a general statement rather than being about any one artist and Iām sad thereās no caption on her site#but Picasso was certainly one of Those Artist Dudes#which is to say he was an abusive douchebag to most of the women in his lifeĀ (x)
when will the neo-Byzantine look hit department store fashion
iām like absolutely gonna pass out because of this tiktok
My Facebook meme groups DELIVERED
I sent this to a boy and he said it was too long and wouldnt read it
u ever wear fingerless gloves and hold a hot drink and immediately feel like a 1900s victorian urchin taking a break from pickpocketing to gratefully accept a meal from the soup kitchen
How did u KNOW