cishet morty

chubby, single, and ready for a pringle

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[lamignonette]

[mmoonsilverr]

roving bridge

[cunning-linguistix]

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[brucebocchi]

[zipstick]

tbblobnoern tuesday

[aperture-laboratories-official]

tbblobnoern tuesday

[squipedmew]

this is like 50% of tumblr’s user base summarized

[creatingblackcharacters]

Adding "you would be friends with Hitler if he liked vocaloid" to that same list as "y'all would fuck a fence if it was white"

[i-am-a-fish]

you're cute and it's tuesday

[glassvase]

I'm cute and it's tuesday

[kofitiamat]

[guerrillatech]

[liberalsarecool]

The bubble is nigh.

[abbiistabbii]

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

[nyctoheart]

these tags are so funnyyyy

[thewalrus-said]

It's my birthday, everyone has to look at my cat.

[coffeeismyboyfriend]

Thank you to the authors who write trauma that's uncomfortable to read because trauma is disturbing and not meant to always be a comfortable conversation

[guerrillatech]

[anexperimentallife]

*Guy with a sign that says, "The end is near!"*

Me: "Oh, if ONLY!"

[guerrillatech]

[donniehaspronouns]

this might piss some people off but I don’t think some of you actually ever tried to unlearn your hatefulness. you just came out as queer and decided your new targets really truly deserve it this time.