“Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”

[citchwraft]

Who the fuck is Jessica Rabbit?

[citchwraft]

Yes, that is a mermaid skeleton hanging from my ear

[catasters]

[strangesmallbard]

salad, or as i call it, expensive leaf nonsense

[damianmcgintleman]

[citchwraft]

To everyone who kept asking for my onlyfans now would be a good time to pop up cos as soon as my approval goes through I’m making it again lol

[citchwraft]

See if you’re told you’ve bought the exact same dress as me (your friend), a dress I’m going to wear to the same club as you after I’m done with my date with my best friend because she’s just been broken up with and I want to make her feel special... do you:

A) Tell me you’ll throw a belt on it and it’ll be fine

B) TAKE THE FUCKING DRESS BACK

C) Have the nerve to post about how you’ve bought said dress and are going to said club

[pt-anderson]

MR. ROBOT — S01E01 / S03E08 / S04E11

[citchwraft]

Uuuuuuuuuuugh

[violadvis]

Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher

[rami-malek-yeah]

jeffmuhlstock on IG: Here’s one of the practical shots we pulled off on Mr. Robot Watch Christian Slater run from one train to the next to magically appear within the shot.

[strawberrigag-deactivated202203]

[citchwraft]

Me: *sends him nudes cos I’m feeling comfortable and cute*

Him: ok but look at this bomb someone made out of a flesh light

[beatchya]

[sa1ntrichie]

[citchwraft]

I’m am so fucking tired of being broke

[sorryimcorry]

[temperxtantrums]

i wanna be your priority

[citchwraft]

Mood: this dog I found on Instagram that looks like Bob Ross