The Randomness of Lime

Hi, I'm Lime! I sometimes go by Maple. I'm in my early 30s and I'm also Deaf. I live in Canada. I often reblog interesting posts, and sometimes add my own tags. I do make my own posts from time to time and I'm in various fandoms.

[peachybeams]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

from the last performance of the legend of kaguya island (revised edition), september 6, 1999

[depsidase]

[citrusymaple]

i want ice cream

[64mpg]

accusing people of lying for clout on this website is so funny this is literally the most useless platform to be popular on. the only reward is hate mail

[citrusymaple]

Opened Facebook to this and i'm like DAMN I'm glad I stopped hoarding cups in my room now- that was such bad habit to have.

.....I DO miss having those tall mugs through.

[iwhumpyou]

rewatched the entire PoTC trilogy on an international flight and I can't believe I forgot how funny it is.

Barbossa is the most exasperated character in any scene he's in, unless he's winning. then he's the smuggest son of a bitch on screen (he literally returns from the dead smugly eating an apple). but majority of the time, he's 'why am I the only adult here'. man rolls his eyes so much I half-expected him to turn straight to the camera.

when Will asks Elizabeth to marry him while they are fighting Davy Jones' crew, stuck in a maelstrom, and trapped in the final battle, the first word out of her mouth is "Barbossa!". she then continues by asking Barbossa to marry them, but for a split second Will's face goes like 'Barbossa? Barbossa?? I didn't even know he was on the map of this convoluted love quadrangle!'

when they're in Singapore and Sao Feng threatens the spy he found and Will, Elizabeth, and Barbossa all look at each other to confirm that none of them have snuck in a spy they forgot to tell the others about, before shrugging and telling Sao Feng to go ahead and kill him.

Barbossa's eyes just getting wide and wider the more weapons Elizabeth pulls out of her clothes. c'mon man, let a woman have her toys!

rewatching really gives you the full picture of how many people are scheming at any given time and how each person's schemes intersect with the others, even if they're nominally on the same side. everyone also gets So Upset when their scheme is foiled, accidentally or intentionally, by someone else's scheme, as though they themselves aren't scheming at that very moment.

Barbossa's iron balls. I'm sorry, this is the funniest dick joke in the trilogy that defines how many dick jokes Disney can stick in a movie before it stops being PG-13. Jack's reaction really says it all.

rereading this list I see it's quite heavily tilted in favor of Barbossa which I now realize is because I empathize with Barbossa way more than I did as a kid. I too am frustrated to be surrounded by idiots while I'm the only adult around. man just wants to eat his apple in peace goddammit. so he did a little mutiny and maybe some more murder and mayhem and also maybe unleashed a pagan god upon the world. the guy really likes his apples, is that a crime?!?

[citrusymaple]

ODSP FILE'S OFF HOLD THANK YOU THAT WAS SCARY

[citrusymaple]

WHY. THE EVERN LOVING FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK. is my ODSP ON HOLD????

fuck you government

[citrusymaple]

Filled out the request for internal review. Mom'll send it in tomorrow. Hopefully good news but the site did say within 30 days so I'm....scared for June. Honestly terrified.

[citrusymaple]

WHY. THE EVERN LOVING FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK. is my ODSP ON HOLD????

fuck you government

[majordemonblockpartyy]

honestly, having flexibility in your headcanons is such an important skill to develop as a fandom participant. like, it's great to have strong opinions of your own, but don't you want to hear what strong opinions others hold? I love being compelled by a passionate argument! go off! tell me something I don't assume! give me the tea that's not inherent to my watching!

[citrusymaple]

Starting to think I might need to leave few more discord servers. Some has started to make me uncomfortable to peek in.

But sometimes it's hard to leave.

Sigh.

[loyaldis]

Got served weird ice cream today

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

[whatbigotspost]

Hey op thanks for fundamentally rearranging my molecules in some helpful way this fine evening

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

yes conservatism is on the rise yes tradwife content is as popular as ever yes pink jobs and blue jobs are fucking stupid BUT there is still such a big change in how straight women are talking about relationships online.

they're talking about how they're no longer interested in dating because their female friends treat them better than boyfriends do. they're realizing that being single is always better than being in a bad relationship. it's becoming a lot more normal and fun and hot for women to be single at any age. the women who have settled down with truly good men in truly happy relationships are encouraging other women to not take any shit because the right man won't need to be "trained". they're talking about how their mothers and grandmothers warned them to get a job and not get married, and they followed the advice.

tradwife content is performance. it's propaganda. there are so few women actually living that life. but we know for a fact that more women than ever are educated, working, and single. and all I see (admittedly in my woke ass algorithm) is women talking about how they're done settling for mediocre relationships. and I love it.

[ayanthos]

yeah

[citrusymaple]

Did. Tumblr. make UI Changes again? i-

okay then.

[imjunebitch]