When I grow up, I wanna be a crash test dummy.

CapitalizedFirstLetter->CityDumpsterRat I'm Mar. She/They. I try to only reblog posts with less than 100k notes, unless I really love it or it seems important. Original posts are tagged #my very own. I have a sideblog for aesthetic stuff called whatifwewerehumans, just be careful if you're sensitive to flashing lights.

[crystal072619]

Had to share

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NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED FOR XY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NAMES AS OF YET, BUT IT IS BELIEVED TO BE AN ELECTRIC/ICE TYPE!!!!!!!! POPULAR FAN NAMES ARE “BLUE PIKACHU", “ICELECTRIC", AND “GAY SHITTY IDIOT".

[charlesoberonn]

Necessary and sufficient

[charlesoberonn]

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[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

[yesterdaysprint]

Courtney Dunkel in the Boston Globe, Massachusetts, November 10, 1950

[theconcealedweapon]

Owning slaves was legal. Helping slaves escape was illegal.

Kidnapping immigrants is legal. Helping immigrants escape is illegal.

History repeats itself. If you support ICE, you would have supported slavery.

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[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

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ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously

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