Wanderin' in the shade

I'm out of my head Of my heart and my mind 'Cause you can run but you can't hide I'm gonna make you mine

[strawberry-crocodile]

Zillenial things

Being young enough for Minecraft but too old for Fortnite

Being alive for 9/11 but not remembering it at all cuz you were like 2

Seeing reruns of 90s shows when you were really little but being to young to really remember them

Feeling betrayed by Butch Hartman

Listening to the bops of ~2009-2012 in middle school gym class

Growing up through the transition from clunky PCs for nerds and flip phones to smartphones and sleek and easy laptops

Pictochat

Being called a millenial by baby boomers and Gen Z by millenials

[lishra]

[gywozeppewi-deactivated20200630]

im curious to hear how ppl view these colors, so can u tell me which color u think they look more like?  yellow or green? blue or purple? yellow or orange? pink or purple? blue or green?

[bercon]

(via My favorite D&D story)

[falco-lombardis-guyliner]

@taciturn-metronome

[mx-metronome]

@mlarayoukai

[officialprydonchapter-deactivat]

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING

[tabletop-rpgs]

I have reblogged this before and will again.

[iamwalkingdead1]

@wearepaladin

[grym-scythicle-deactivated20181]

@itjustfeels @lady-feral @playingwithroles @yuutfa

[incorrect-ego-quotes]

Wilford, during an ego meeting: oh no – i’m having one of those headaches with pictures again.

Dr. Iplier: Wilford, that’s called an idea.

[incorrect-ego-quotes]

Anti: disrespect me again and i’ll eat your shower curtains.

Dr. Schneeplestein: i have glass doors?

Anti: crunchity munchity.

[kuttithevangu]

The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks

and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED

the culprits were horses

[pipistrellus]

HEY THIS IS BAD

[glumshoe]

My grandfather grew up on a farm in Kansas during the Dust Bowl. He and his brother shared a horse named Patches, which they rode to school each day. Despite being poor as shit and not having quite enough to feed their animals, his family noticed that this horse looked great. His coat was unusually glossy and beautiful all of a sudden - he looked healthier than they did. 

The mystery was solved when my grandfather went into the chicken coop to collect eggs, and saw Patches lifting the window cover, pushing his muzzle underneath the hens, and eating the eggs right out of their nests. 

[user274628-deactivated20210126]

Horses have been known to also eat meat.

http://thehorseaholic.com/the-forgotten-story-of-meat-eating-horses/

1) The BBC filmed horses eating fish on a beach of an English Island.

2) In Iceland pastured horses are provided, salted fish as a protein and mineral/salt supplement.

3) Horses have been known to consume raw meat and blood willingly in Arabia, New Zealand, and United States.

4) Lord Chamberlain of Bhutan confirmed that the 40 kings horses routinely received a special meal of Tiger fat and still feed their horses beef, and yak meat.

5) There was an American gelding in 1958 that routinely hunted and killed and even consumed small birds. He also repeatedly attacked humans. He was known as “Freight Train”.

6) Lisette a French mare, killed and consumed a Russian Officer during the Napoleonic Campaign.

[bring-us-back-light]

Horses are now literally the most terrifying shit what the f u c k

[mori-esque]

I love how that list goes “fish, fish, opportunistic and pre-prepared meat, small birds, A WHOLE RUSSIAN OFFICER”

[bookerdewittless]

me, a 20-something twink who’s been cryogenically frozen on the moon for 800 millennia, breaking into a bunch of 10 year olds’ clubhouse to buy stolen hoverboard parts so i can go back to slamming into venusian mountainsides at 500 kmph instead of doing my intrinsic part in protecting the innocent inhabitants of an exploited solar system:

[sleepy-demon-deactivated2020011]

Venom + squinty eyes  for @tornsymbiote

[mochachild]

for every note this post gets i will kiss my girlfriend

every reblog will be me reminding her about how much i love her

[mochachild]

my girlfriend’s reaction to 4 notes

please lets keep this going

[mochachild]

YOU CANT STOP ME

[mochachild]

[mochachild]

she’s going to hate me

[acrobaticcatfeline]

Love your girlfriend. Do it.

[lala-the-rebel]

Give endless love

[the-incedible-sulk]

All the love forever

[infinitesimal-braincells]

@axyzel I will do this to you with this reblog

[onceiwashere]

infinity war rewrite. opening scene. instead of monologuing about nonsense for five minutes (boring) and killing heimdall (unnecessary) thanos just grabs loki by the ankles and shakes him upside down until the tesseract falls out his pocket, but then thanos keeps shaking him and more and more entirely identical tesseracts just keep falling out of loki’s pockets and making a pile on the ground and this goes on until the point where it becomes comical

[silver-tongues-blog]

Loki survives by being disguised as one of the tesseract and Thanos has just been shaking his duplicate

[kelssiel]

Later after Thanos has put the space stone in the infinity gauntlet when he tries to snap it turns into Loki and he’s like “Blargh,” and stabs him

[coolartefact]

Two-handed sword that belonged to the Bavarian Prince-Elector Maximilian II, 1689.

Source: https://imgur.com/fnRPbW1

[official-johnny-joestar]

What stat requirements do you need to use it

[twyrine]

THE SWORD IN THAT LAST REBLOG IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN IT LOOKS

[official-johnny-joestar]

Oh 50 Strength gotcha

[wrong-anti]

“I love Marvin with all my heart and I wish for nothing bad to happen to him”

Oh.

[nightfuryobsessed]

That’s probably why he hasn’t shown up yet

He can’t find his way to the recording room, he’s deaf and possibly blind

[wrong-anti]

N O

PROTECT HIM

[nightfuryobsessed]

We need to pick him up by the scruff and carry him somewhere else

[wrong-anti]

Oh my god I audibly wheezed

[iamvegorott]

*happy gasping of new headcannon ideas*

Marvin is deaf but uses magic to allow him to hear

That power taking up so much energy he goes to bed very early when the Septiceyes are known for being night owls

When JJ first joins the ego home, he knows of Marvin’s deafness instantly

He waits until the two are alone before writing Marvin a note, saying that he knows and wants to teach him sign

Marvin almost cries knowing that someone’s willing to work with him

(Now I wanna write more headcannon/blurbs about this)

[the-lonely-angel]

I’m in love and accept this instantly

[bubblesbinxs]

Welp

Guess this’ll turn canon just like the long hair

[theawesomeraccoon]

Please hide this from Jack D:

[averagefairy]

who needs asmr when I can lay here in the dark listening to my dog furiously licking his own ass at what seems like an impossibly high volume

[4gifs]

[gorgeousgeology]

[edderkopper]

Yes

[gefdreamsofthesea]

Absolutely