cizzy

she/her | googledybunker | political junkie 🇵🇸🇺🇦

[hid-dle-ston-deactivated2018030]

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

[marz-genesis]

sambucky week day 7: genderbent/yuri

captain and the congresswoman :))

[thoughtsthinksandthings]

Headcanon that baby Shane has a slight accent when speaking English, and it's for a super unexpected reason.

A few weeks post-partum, Yuna decided that their son should be bilingual. Yuna speaks to Shane in Japanese, and David speaks to him in French. Baby Shane catches on extremely quickly.

It isn’t until baby Shane is enrolled in daycare that the staff notices he has a hard time following directions and making friends.

Yuna and David find it hard to believe. At home, baby Shane is speaking two languages and actively translating between French and Japanese. It’s not until a few weeks later that Yuna comes to the realization.

“David,” she calls from the kitchen after hearing David read Shane a book in French. “Did we ever formally teach this kid English?”

And David is sitting there stunned, because no, no, they did not. Sure, David and Yuna spoke to each other in English, and to their friends and family in English when they visited the house, but they never spoke to Shane in English.

They enroll Shane in an English as a Second Language class (which really should be called English as a third language, in this case). Shane eventually catches up and becomes somewhat fluent in English, but he has this slight hybrid Euro-Asian accent when he speaks it.

[cizzy04]

the over achievers of all time

[hekuuu]

Astarion never thought about illusion btw, I think of it as a prequel for this my comic

[marisgate3]

Ilystarion & Galellander 🏒

[cizzy04]

why yes

[miscellaneousbullshit]

My Luca Haas has no desire to date hockey players (much like every RR protagonist that isn’t Hollanov, and lbr Hollanov are their own special kind of obsessed) HOWEVER his type IS athletes, it’s just any athlete EXCEPT hockey players. I think he’s got a string of European ex lovers who can’t get over him. Some English rugby player can’t stand to go to this one pub they used to get beers at, theres an Italian soccer player who agrees to a cologne endorsement in the hopes his shirtless posing and smouldering gaze will somehow reach Luca two years after their brief tryst, a tennis player from Germany has been ghosted for half a decade and still holds out hope Luca will text him back. Right now theres an F1 driver whose suddenly really into hockey, who doesn’t know yet that Luca will never fuck him because he doesn’t consider motorsports an actual sport, something that will inspire said F1 driver to take up handball. Luca will still never let him hit. #MyLuca

[cizzy04]

correct

[mazzystar24]

“There must’ve been at least one teen girl shipping hollanov before anyone else” this “imagine being the one fujoshing abt hollanov while ppl called you crazy” that

I see that and raise you fanboy luca haas had a secret fanpage and was the original hollanov shipper 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[equippedtolove]

luca haas was THE original tumblr hollanov shipper at fifteen. HE was @hollanovupdates. that man was the first fan. prove me wrong? you cant.

[cizzy04]

rip wyll ravengard you would've loved hozier

[writingdose]

the character in canon: calm, composed, cold, intimidating, invincible

the character in my fics: shaking, whimpering, curling in on himself on the floor and is covered in blood

[colinrobinsonscardigan]

People really weren’t kidding about their mums going I love my she/her girl female daughter [deadname] at every available opportunity

“Ohhhhh but it’s so confusing” mum you’re literally learning Welsh

[cizzy04]

you can complain dude!!! you can be grateful and still say something about it. complaining doesn't mean you're ungrateful, it means you know your worth.

[penandinkprincess]

"oohohoho there's no expectation of privacy in public ohohowhoho once you go in public you automatically consent to being filmed owohwofhohohoho it's not illegal to film people in public and put them online ohohooohohoo if you don't want to be filmed stay inside your house"

🗣️YOU ARE THE PATSY OF A SURVEILLANCE STATE 🗣️YOU HAVE NORMALIZED NO EXPECTATION OF PRIVACY AND A CONSTANT EYE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES 🗣️ THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING HAVE TO DO SHIT BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN PHONE ARE DOING IT FOR THEM🗣️ "wow, this person at a protest is so cool, we have to find out who they ar-" SHUT YOUR MOUTH THE FUCK NOW 🗣️ STOP FILMING PEOPLE AND PUTTING THEM ONLINE 🗣️ PEOPLE DO NOT GO IN PUBLIC TO BE CONTENT 🗣️

[thepalelawyer]

she really is the best girl, and I need her energy this week

[piosplayhouse]

[rooji-r]

my favorite genre is the sleepy characters and their pet

[jaebird88]

[riviclouds]

forever giving dammon all the nice metals and parts