cizzy

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What kind of soup would you be it’s for science

Gazpacho

Slow cooked stew

Perpetual stew

Broth

Bisque

Chowder

Soup with dumplings or pasta in it

Egg drop soup

Cream soup

Vichyssoise

Unpassed/chunky broth soup

Chili

Voting ended onJun 4

Please reblog so I can get a good sample size this is really important to me (/silly)

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

I could SO imagine an au where Ilya thinks Shane is playing like some 4D level mind fuck game with him when he comes over to shake his hand (twice) and compliment his playing, so instead of doing his cocky asshole schtick he earnestly takes the compliment and returns it in kind. And then Ilya goes in for the kill, expecting to call Shane's nice guy bluff by asking for his number. Ha. Bet you weren't expecting THAT, Hollander.

But then Hollander seems,,, weirdly pleased?? And,,, actually complies?? Before practically skipping off, like he got what he wanted?? What??

And then they're texting back and forth and Ilya still partly thinks this is some kind of long con, but then it's been weeks and then it's been longer and suddenly they're at the draft and Shane is looking around the room and when he spots Ilya his entire face lights up and he's making a beeline for Ilya and he's still smiling as he says "Ilya!" like he's happy to see him,,, because he IS happy to see him. Because they've been messaging basically constantly for months now and oh fuck oh shit Ilya is so so deeply screwed.

And so, instead of their canon rivals-with-benefits arrangement, we get the ten year slow burn best friends to lovers narrative.

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

@martelldoran COMING IN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR:

[tinylilemrys]

Shane is not an animal guy at all. Ilya knows this. He's reached an understanding and level of affection with Anya, but beyond that he doesn't seem to have any interest in any other creatures.

Except, sometimes, between all the hockey videos Shane gets on the rare occasions Ilya sees him scrolling through Instagram, he'll get a video of otters. And to Ilya's surprise, Shane almost always sits through the whole thing.

This seems so out of left-field that Ilya ends up texting Yuna about it. He'd ask Shane about it, but he's scared that he'll get embarrassed and stop watching them when Ilya's around. Yuna immediately texts back like, "Oh yeah, Shane loves otters. Always has. He hasn't told you about Wa?"

And Ilya's heart immediately beats faster in that way it does when he learns something new and unexpected about his husband.

"No he has not. What is a 'Wa'?"

He gets sent a photo a few minutes later of what was probably once a very cute otter plushie, but is now squashed beyond all recognition and missing an eye and an ear.

"Sorry, it was hidden in the back of his closet so I had to dig it out. This is Wa. Or Otter-Wa. David called him that as a joke and it stuck. We got it because Shane was upset we couldn't take the otters home with us, and it became his favorite toy. He wouldn't go anywhere without it."

Ilya is, of course, delighted to learn this and immediately begins plotting.

A few months later, on Shane's birthday, Ilya leads him blindfolded to the surprise he's organised for him.

"I hear water. Baby, you didn't just drag me to a pool after hours, did you? Because I've talked to the contractors and we can install a pool if that's what you want."

And Ilya laughs as he undoes the blindfold, revealing the otter enclosure.

"After all these years I hope that my surprises are a little bit better than that."

And Ilya watches as Shane's eyes fill with tears as he realises where he is.

"Otters?" he asks, looking at Ilya in wonder. "But how did you... I've never told you about the otters."

"You didn't need to," he says with a shrug. "I pay attention to my beautiful husband when he does things. I thought you might like to actually meet some."

"Ready for introductions?" asks one of the zookeepers, and Ilya nods, following them over to the pool.

"But how... Ilya this must have cost a fortune."

And Ilya laughs again at that, pressing a kiss to Shane's cheek.

"Lucky you married someone rich and famous then."

[zonttalktome]

Thoughts on what if Shane and Ilya Billeted a Russian Rookie:

Ilya and Shane Billeting a Russian rookie (fresh from overseas) because he speaks like 0 English.

Ilya and Shane being super tense about it and completely neutralizing their PDA.

When the rookie is included in conversations about what life is like at the Hollanov house he gets confused. The questions are like "Ugh I bet their PDA is soo excessive" or "How do you survive having to watch them make eyes at each other all the time" or "Did they soundproof your room?" .... the rookie is all like "IDK they are just like...dudes...and they are nice but scary?"

He works out with Shane or Ilya when he is at home, he plays with Anya, he does his chores from the chore board, he eats dinner with Ilya and Shane and sometimes their friends and family, he watches movies with them...the whole time they do NOT act like a couple to the point that the rookie starts to think that it all could be some sort of LGBTQ Western Propaganda.

Ilya is well...Ilya...he is the captain and he is a bastard - he is standoffish and rude (to Shane specifically...and also everyone around them)

Shane is...well he looks like a very handsome Uzbek man and is very stoic - maybe even cold and closed off. He does not take the piss out of him when he explains something (unlike Ilya) but he would not really be described as 'kind'.

Genuinely the rookie cannot imagine them being sweet to one another or for that matter, sleeping together. He can't tell which one of the two is the passive one...if before he thought it would be Shane, living with them and watching Shane beat the fuck out of a punching bag has him confused as hell.

Ilya and Shane do NOT bring up their relationship around the guy and are not trying to gauge acceptance. Shane is adamant that their new rookie does not get weird about living with two gay men and Ilya is too uncomfortable being perceived by another Russian man in hos own house.

As the season starts - the Centaurs locker room is very concerned because Shane and Ilya are NOT being themselves. They ask their new rookie if they are fighting or if the house is tense and he honestly has no idea how to answer that.

Ilya's and Shane's plan of keeping all PDA and affection behind the closed door of a bedroom goes completely out the window. Shane scores a beautiful goal in their 5th game of the season against Toronto and Ilya gets into a fight over slurs that has him looking feral.

On their drive home, the poor rookie can feel the tension in the car for the first time. Ilyas gums are still bleeding and he is actually full out smiling like a maniac. Shane's knuckles are white on the steering wheel. The rookie watches as the two veteran players don't even take the gear out of the trunk when they pull into the garage. Ilya is following Shane in a way that makes everything very obvious. The rookie is scared to leave his room for a few hours after seeing all that because WTF how had he not noticed it before.

He finally braves the kitchen for dinner and sees Ilya firmly asleep on top of Shane on their couch as the TV drones on about the most recent game stats. They are both glowing. It is insane. His whole world view is blown up. Shane sees him and he can see the shift happen in real life - his eyes glaze over and his face changes. What looked to be indifference before was clearly something much much warmer than what is staring back at him. Shane tells him they set aside some leftovers for him.

The next day at practice he sees the insane results of whatever sex that had occurred - it looked like it hurt. The locker room cheered. Money exchanged hands. Shane smacked Ilya on the ass on his way to the showers.

[stabthroughme]

Ilya gets injured, it’s his fifth season with the Centaurs (second with Shane) and they won the cup the previous season and are looking like they’re going to win a second.

It’s not that bad, just a few dislocations. However those dislocations are his hip, ankle, and knee. He’s in a full leg compression splint. He’s out till the playoffs at least.

And Shane has to leave him. Again. Because their team needs him.

So Ilya is sitting at home with Anya, watching games and having depression fuelled insomnia.

It’s Harris who suggests Ilya take temporary medical fosters. A set schedule to make sure an innocent animal isn’t in pain and will eventually find their forever home.

So he takes in a tripod, fresh off of surgery. There are pain killers and appetite stimulants and low dose sedatives to make the crate rest easier on the poor thing.

Anya is so gentle with the new puppy, laying by the crate and being emotional support.

When Ilya’s cleared to do short walks is also when the tripod is cleared for short walks. He goes with Shane who understands why Ilya is fostering the dog and is so glad the tripod puppy is keeping Ilya from spiralling too much. Because Anya could survive the week without Ilya, but the tripod would be in pain.

Bood and Cassie end up adopting the tripod who’s so chill even off the sedatives that Milo pulls himself to standing with the tripod’s ears.

Ilya is cleared to return to the team for the playoffs but it becomes a Thing. If either of them are injured they take the estimate of when they’ll be cleared to return to the foster network Ilya found and they’re paired with medical fosters who need round the clock care for however long they’re out. It keeps them sane.

[ilostmygh0st]

[materassassino]

HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY SIR DAVID!

[sreppub]

dick’s apartment has a never ending tim infestation

sometimes there’s more

[codingfate]

predicting it now. sambucky in avengers doomsday are getting the destiel spn finale treatment.

[illriseurdevil]

why would u even speak that into the universe

[luna-azzurra]

Words that Haunt Your Character at 3AM!!

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "You're too much." (Now they make themselves smaller in every room, apologize for their enthusiasm, their needs, their entire existence taking up space.)

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "I wish you were never born." (Now they wonder if their life is an imposition, if everyone secretly agrees, if they're fundamentally unwanted.)

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "You're just like your father/mother." (Now they police every gesture, every word, terrified of becoming the thing they hate most.)

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "No one will ever love you like I do." (Now they can't tell if new kindness is real or if they're settling because maybe that person was right.)

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "You're being dramatic." (Now they swallow their pain until it rots, second-guess every emotion, perform "fine" even while drowning.)

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "I sacrificed everything for you." (Now guilt is their primary emotion, gratitude feels like debt, and their happiness feels like theft.)

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "You'll never amount to anything." (Now every success feels fraudulent, every failure feels like prophecy, and they're exhausted proving themselves to a ghost.)

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about." (Now tears feel dangerous, vulnerability feels like weakness, and they've forgotten how to ask for comfort.)

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "You're so sensitive." (Now they've built walls so high they can't feel anything, and they call it strength while dying of emotional starvation.)

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "Everyone talks about you behind your back." (Now they perform perfection, trust no one, and friendship feels like surveillance.)

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "You made me do this." (Now they shoulder blame that was never theirs, apologize for other people's violence, believe they deserved it.)

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "You're selfish for wanting that." (Now their own needs feel dirty, asking for anything feels like sin, and martyrdom is the only acceptable role.)

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "I love you, but..." (Now love feels conditional, performance-based, something they have to earn daily and can lose with one mistake.)

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "You're broken." (Now they present themselves as a project, attract fixers, and believe they're unlovable in their natural state.)

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "Get over it already." (Now they put timelines on grief, shame themselves for healing slowly, pretend to be past things that still bleed.)

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "You're lucky I put up with you." (Now they treat basic kindness as extraordinary, stay in situations that harm them, grateful just to be tolerated.)

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "You always ruin everything." (Now they're terrified of trying, convinced their touch destroys, safer staying small and still and uninvolved.)

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "Nobody asked you." (Now they silence themselves preemptively, make themselves invisible, believe their voice is an intrusion.)

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "You're being ungrateful." (Now they can't distinguish between gratitude and self-erasure, between appreciation and accepting mistreatment with a smile.)

˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ "That didn't happen." (Now they doubt their own memory, their perception, their reality, gaslit into believing their truth is negotiable.)

[writing-prompt-s]

God was not upset at Adam and Eve for consuming the fruit of knowledge, he was upset because it hadn't ripened yet. The plan was always to feed them the gift of knowledge, but the serpent tricked them into eating it too early, causing humans to be unable to understand the entirety of a subject.

[cizzy04]

maybe that’s the world we live in and the subject was equality.

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[aggressivetapdancing]

I’ve never reblogged something so fast

[god-of-hyper-death667]

boutta pin this to the top of my main

[grafitysart]

I would kick his ass so bad

[fal-con]

get your badge everyone

[colorlessjay-destielblog]

I had a thought

Ya'll ever think about "late yearning"?

The idea that you yearn for something or someone you never realized was so important to you until they admit they no longer have the feelings they used to harbor?

It's toxic in the romcom way we don't think about, but hear me out

Destiel childhood best friends. Dean being Castiel's first REAL friend who sees Cas beyond what his family has taught him. The guy who opened Castiel's mind and heart to the beauty in the world and humanity. The guy who stuck by Cas' side, who looked for him when he ran away and went missing because of a falling out with his family. The boy Cas fell in love with before he even knew what love meant

He followed Dean since then, followed him through his hardships, work, school, community college, and even moved out of his parents' place to follow Dean to a different state. He loves Dean so much that all he wants is to be near him

But Castiel isn't that much of a masochist. He can endure a lot; he's had fights with Dean before. But living with him became more difficult as Dean kept bringing home woman after woman. Then Dean started dating Lisa, and well

There's only so much Cas' heart can take when heard knews of Lisa's pregnancy

He made an assumption, because why wouldn't he? And made a very rushed decision. He paid for his half of the rent, got his paper settled, found a new apartment, and prepared himself

Dean came back after taking Lisa to her checkup a week after finding out, and Cas sat him down to talk. The whole night, Cas bared his soul to Dean. Laid everything out on the table, said his love and how happy he was for Dean, but how he can't keep hurting himself like this anymore. He plans to move out, give Dean enough time to find a new roommate, or hell, have Lisa move in with him or vice versa. He says he's not upset with Dean, and that after a while, his feelings for Dean would go away, and he hopes they can still be friends. He says how much he values Dean's friendship above everything else and how he loves him

Then he leaves, saying how he can't really be in the same place after that weight off his chest, and is planning on staying with his cousin Gabriel till he can fully move out tomorrow

And Dean is stunned. Stunned to silence as everything crashed down around him, left alone in his apartment

Months later, Castiel wakes up at the crack ass of dawn to Dean outside his new apartment window, blasting Careless Whisper and yelling "TAKE ME BACK!!!" and causing a commotion

Any other time, Cas would've jumped at the chance

But Dean hadn't contacted him since he left. No texts, no calls, not even a reply when Cas asked to hang out. Dean completely ghosted him, and Cas only found out Dean moved out of his old place through Sam. A month after Cas left

Cas got the message loud and clear months ago, made peace with it, cried about it, and moved on. He was doing so well

And now here was Dean, thinking he could get Cas back? Not a chance

But Cas unfortunately knows how stubborn Dean is, and he's afraid he'll crack, especially when Dean visits his new job, leaves him flowers, and (more illegally) spays "I'm Bi now" on the side of Castiel's building

Dean is gonna have a field day when he finds out Cas has a date on Friday

[underwhelmingalchemist]

The real reason AO3 is down is because it's protecting the world from the destiel smut I wrote on three hours of sleep

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[desertarchipelago]

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