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Item: bird-mounted knife holster
“Being a kitten is pretty exhausting..”
(via)
Michael Schur’s speech at The Good Place series finale table read
A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.
!!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch.
Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food.
i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always saying “ah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstrating compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings, that’s still huge and cool and important and corvids!!! are! neat!!!
Hand holding during sex, that’s that good shit
hate to repost but the bde that is sheerly radiating out of this picture is just too much
Misread that she was arrested for cat sitting
Dat Umi Aesthetic
son of a bitch everything costs money
heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals
i cant believe this
this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game
I’m totally serious when I say I absolutely love this I’ve listened to it like twelve times now it’s fantastic 10/10
Click reblog as soon as the banjo came in. That is amazing.
I have missed this post
….it actually does sound like LoZ music
just imagine
link dancing to this
I love this so much
Cursed school presentations? Thank you!
I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?
That shrek one is threatening
How’d y'all leave out this one?
Brothers in arms
Gyarados vs Charizard. Size appreciation.
That one on the far right is the face of someone who’s very, very aware he’s a fire type.