Gaoshun constantly reminding Jinshi to change his behavior with Maomao now that he's the Moon Prince publicly, meanwhile Jinshi after 1 minute of being alone with Maomao:
Jinmao dynamic is lowkey crazy cause Jinshi will try to be very indirect with courting Maomao bc he doesn't want her to feel cornered or like he's forcing her to do anything.... and in return Maomao will pretend like there's nothing between them till he becomes unhinged. He's either extremly careful not to scare her off or (SPOILERS LN 7 ans 8) saying he'll make her his wife and branding himself a slave so no other woman can have him. No in between.
Jinshi: *insinuating he wants a relationship with Maomao*
Maomao: Oh no you don't. You're either gonna be direct or I'm gonna act like there's nothing between us.
Jinshi: Oh yeah? Challenge accepted. How about *random unhinged behaviour nobody could ever have predicted*
You gave me such a perfect inspiration for a little dribble because this idea has been rattling around my head for ages!
Warning smut and Math's...because you know Lahan...
DEEPER!
"I want you deep inside me," you moan, breath hitching, your body already trembling with anticipation. “Deeper… gods, deeper—please,” you moaned, tilting your head up as he rolled his hips again — slow and steady, maddening.
The desk dug into your back as Lahan stilled above you, robes sagging from his shoulders. Your hands groped and clutched at him, seeking purchase as heat flushed your skin. His gaze dropped to your body — wild, calculating. Despite the disheveled curls sticking to his damp forehead and the flush creeping up his cheeks, his eyes gleamed with cunning focus.
"Define deeper," he said, voice low and composed, though something darker threaded beneath it. “Optimal penetration depends on trajectory, girth, and tension.”
His fingers flexed on your hips. His stare dragged over every inch of you with clinical precision. The air between you tightened, hot and electric.
“We’ll need data,” he murmured, almost to himself. His hips shifted forward slightly. His breath came shallow, the edges of control fraying. “I must investigate thoroughly.”
A shallow thrust made your breath catch. A low, needy whine escaped your throat. Then he moved again. This time, the thrust was deep — not rushed, not rough, but purposeful. His hips drove forward, steady and firm, pressing against you as he held there for a single, evaluating breath.
“Insufficient depth,” he muttered, eyes flicking across your features, tracking every twitch, every gasp, every subtle squeeze of your body around his cock.
Another thrust. Adjusted. Deeper. He shifted his weight, aligned your legs differently, and pushed in again. Your breath hitched. Your back arched.
He nodded. “Muscle tension increased. Vocalization present. Still not ideal. Hmmm…”
Your thighs quivered against him. Heat surged beneath your skin. He continued with maddening precision, adjusting and analyzing, a mathematician lost in the realm between pleasure and research. Drinking in the curve of your hips and the way you cried out for him with greedy curiosity.
“You're responding,” he whispered reverently. “But we’re not at peak sensitivity yet—ah—another factor to consider—ooph—damn.”
He tilted deeper, hips grinding into yours. You gasped. His voice faltered.
“That… was arghhhh ohhhh significant.”
Control slipped further from his grasp. He rolled his hips again — deeper, slower — grinding against a spot that made your vision blur. The sounds spilling from your lips were no longer the soft moan; it was a desperate plea. His breath grew ragged. His forehead dropped to yours, sweat dampening his hair.
“I need to continue. More angles. More time. Gods, such a good wife, letting me arghhhh” he moaned. “We haven’t accounted for—ahhh—your internal temperature… your tightness under strain… pressure fluctuations with deeper thrusts… my girth—”
“Lahan—please—” you begged, trembling beneath him.
“Shhh, my love. I… need to focus.” His voice was wrecked now. Shaken. Your body pulled him deeper, and he groaned — raw and broken. One hand gripped your thigh, the other wandered over your curves, desperate and greedy. His rhythm stuttered.
You tighten your pussy, pulsing around his thick lengh, holding him still within you, feeling the burn as his cock plunged deeper into you. His breath caught. His eyes fluttered shut as you wrapped your arms around his back, pulling him to you.
“Greedy wife,” he rasped. “You’re—argh—trying to sabotage my calculations with your body.”
You pulsed around him again. His hips sank forward involuntarily, and you both cried out.
“I must account for… position. Duration. Intensity. Your lunar cycles. Hormonal fluctuations. Your entire arousal curve. Pleaseee wife arghhh ”
You arched into him, rolling your hips, slick and ravenous, and felt the last of his restraint unravel. “Yes—” you gasped, voice hoarse. “But right now, I need you deeper. Harder. Like a good husband. I promise to let you do all the research you want—later.”
Your voice dropped as your eyes locked with his. With one commanding shift, you reversed your positions, pressing him down beneath you. You straddled him, thighs tight around his hips, and sank onto his glisten cock.
His eyes widened, his breath caught in his throat as your warmth enveloped him entirely. His hands clutched your waist, jaw tight, his whole body trembling beneath yours.
“…Take what you need, wife,” he groaned. “But I intend to complete my research before the month is out.”
Soooooo????
Honestly, this was self indulgent I just want to make this man into a babbling mess but I needed to share.
What if Jinshi had a plan for the aphrodisiac that Maomao made in S1 E2
Pairing: Jinshi X Female! Reader
Warnings: smut, consensual use of drugs, sex under influence of drug
Word Count: 2.2K
Maomao put the aphrodisiacs in a covered bag and handed it to Jinshi. “They’re quite potent, so I recommend taking just one at a time. Taking too many could overstimulate the blood flow and produce a nosebleed. Also, consumption should be limited to when the patient is alone with their partner.”
With these instructions duly conveyed, Jinshi stood up. Gaoshun and Hongniang left the room to prepare for his departure. Consort Gyokuyou likewise nodded to him, then left with the sleeping princess in a carrier.
As Maomao went to clean up the plate of bread, she smelled a sweet aroma from behind her.
“Thank you. I put you to quite a bit of trouble.” The voice was sweet, too, like honey. She turned in time to see Jinshi waving at her as he left the room.
“I get it.” When she looked at the plate, she discovered one of the pieces of bread was missing. She had an idea where it was. “I just hope no one gets hurt,” Maomao muttered, but she didn’t seem to think it had much to do with her.
The night was still young.
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As Jinshi and his party departed from the Palace, he couldn't help but think about the aphrodisiacs. He thought about all the ways in which those small chocolates could enhance his time with you. He couldn't wait to use them.
During the journey home, he was still mulling over the details in his head, he was so deep in thought that he didn't speak a word throughout the whole journey. Something Gaoshun noted with no great delight.
Walking into his chambers he sees you lounging in the living area, a book in one hand and cup of tea in the other. It was so cute and adorable to see you relaxing and reading a book.
He took a moment to appreciate the sight before saying, "I have something to show you".
Peering up from your book you see your husband and a small bag that he’s pulled out from his robes. Jinshi smiled as he saw that you had put down your book and was now peering curiously at the little brown bag. He walked closer and said
"I brought something back from the palace"
“Oh, What is it? A treat?”
“You could say that" Jinshi smiled. He couldn’t keep the grin off his face.
He opens the small bag in front of you revealing some cacao and a small piece of bread.
“It smell delicious!” you say reaching for a piece.
Jinshi caught your hand by the wrist, he was so quick and smooth that you didn't even have a chance to take a bite.
"Not yet" he says laughed lightly.
“Not yet?” You echo.
Jinshi couldn't help but smile at hearing your sweet, curious response, he looked at you with such fondness.
"There's a reason it hasn't been eaten yet" he informs you.
“Is there something wrong with it? It smells fine to me?” You say inspecting the food laid down in front of you.
Jinshi chuckled he couldn't help it when you had this adorable expression on your face, he pulled you a bit closer so that your faces were close together.
"It is fine, it's just... There's something you should know before you eat it"
Jinshi was so close to you, you could feel his breath against your skin and his eyes were fixed on yours.
"You see, this is not a normal piece of food" He said in a very soft tone. “It’s an aphrodisiac.”
“You brought me home an aphrodisiac? Where did you even get these from?” You say sceptically.
Jinshi smiled at that as he pulled you even closer, he leaned so close that your faces were almost touching.
“I have my ways of acquiring things" He replied in a smooth, sensual tone. “The new apothecary needed a little test. I must say her results speak for themselves.”
“And you want to try these, with me?”
Jinshi nodded slightly. He was so close and he could smell your scent, the subtle smell of your hair and skin, the sweet scent of your perfume. He regrets that his office work leaves him with little time for his wife.
"I do" He replied in a low and sensual tone.
“Okay.” You say slightly jittery. “Let’s try it.”
Jinshi took one last moment to look at your face, studying the expressions, he could see the slight hint of apprehension, the excitement of trying something new, the nervousness and the slight tingle of anticipation.
He leaned even closer and said "Are you sure? Don’t think I need you to do this.”
“You’ve been busy lately, I’ve missed having my moon prince to myself.” you say caressing his face.
Jinshi smiled at that because you had hit the mark so well, his duties as the manager of the rear palace had been keeping him quite busy lately, leaving him little time to spend with you. He was also a little exhausted these past few days, he had been going without rest or sleep.
"I’ve been so busy, I’m sorry if I’ve been neglecting you" he replied in a slightly apologetic tone.
“None of that, tonight I just want us to have some fun together.” You say with a playful smile. It was rare you had your husband home at a reasonable time. Why not celebrate a little?
Jinshi watched you, you looked so adorable as you picked up the bread. He thought that there was no way that he could say no to you, especially when you looked so sweet and charming.
"I guess I’ve no choice but to obey my lovely wife" he says adoringly.
You tear the bread in two handing him a piece. Jinshi took the piece of bread that you handed him, he could smell the sweet aroma. It looked so soft and fluffy, the scent made his mouth water. He took a bite of the bread while looking at you.
"Mmmm, it’s good"
“Delicious and so sweet!”
Jinshi agreed as he took another bite, he savoured the taste on his tongue and tasted the sweetness in his mouth. He thought it was funny how the aroma of the bread matched your expression, so sweet.
He put another piece in his mouth and said
“You taste sweeter though”.
Jinshi smiled as he saw your cheeks flush, so adorable and cute. He was enjoying watching the different expressions on your face.
“Would you like a taste.” You say kissing him. He was so smug sometimes but it was also easy to turn the tables on him.
Jinshi kissed you back, the taste of the sweet bread still lingered on your lips. He couldn't help it, he wanted to taste you, you were so intoxicating. You always made him so needy. He cupped the sides of your face while he kissed you, he ran his tongue along your lip, trying to explore your mouth to taste you more. He broke the kiss only when he felt the need to breathe
“Yes, more”.
You kiss him harder climbing onto his lap. Jinshi felt your body against his own, your legs on each side of his waist, you were so close to him that there was almost no space between you two. He let out a soft moan, the feeling of your body against his was so intoxicating. He placed his hands on your thighs, he was just feeling you, your body felt so warm against him, he wanted to be closer to you, he wanted to feel more of you.
Jinshi lifted you up, he held you bridal style, your body was so light and easy for him to carry. He carried you like that all the way to the bed and set you down, your legs still wrapped around his waist as he looked down at you. Your faces were so close together, you could feel his breath against your skin while he was looking at you.
The passion and desire was so strong, Jinshi couldn't hold back any longer. Your body was so close to his own, he wanted to feel more of you, he wanted to be as close to you as possible. Every touch felt like an electric current, sending chills down his spine. He wanted to lose himself in the pleasure that you both were feeling. The aphrodisiac feeding his desire.
Jinshi was teasing you with his fingers, they would brush against your centre in quick, short touches, almost as if he was testing you, testing to see how your body would respond. The touch was so light and delicate, it was sending shivers down the spine, as you felt your body react and quiver as he played with you, teasing you, making you ache for more.
“Put them in, please! I need you.” You cry.
Jinshi smiled at that tone, so needy, so desperate for him. He couldn't help it, he wanted to give you everything, he wanted you to feel so good. He replied in a low and deep tone
"Anything for you, my wife"
You let out a small gasp as you felt Jinshi's fingers, the feeling was so intense, it felt so good, your body was on fire. You could feel every little movement and touch, it was like Jinshi knew all the ways to make you feel amazing. Your body was reacting to his touch, your chest was rising and falling with each breath, your face was flushed and your eyes were shut in bliss.
Jinshi smiled as he watched you reach your peak, he was so proud and happy to see you look so satisfied and pleased. He pulled his hand out and looked at your face, your face was flushed and your eyes were closed, you were breathing heavily and your whole body was trembling. He could see the look of satisfaction on your face and couldn't help but say
"Look at you, so delightful and beautiful" he said pleased.
You watch as he put his fingers in his mouth tasting you. Licking his fingers like they were covered in honey. He watched as you observed him, your eyes were wide as you watched him. He loved the look in your eyes, it was such a cute reaction.
"Mmm, sweet and delicious. I could just eat you up.”
“Later, right now I want a taste of my husband.”
Jinshi let out a soft sigh as you kissed and nibbled your way across his body. Your touch felt so good, it was an electric sensation, each kiss and bite made him shiver. Your lips and tongue had a very delicate and soft touch, he was so overwhelmed by your kisses that it made him feel like he was in a daze, the only thing he could think about was you.
"Ahhh, Y/N"
“Want to take care of you.” You say still kissing him into a daze.
"Then take care of me, please" he whined almost childlike.
Carefully you slide down onto him. Jinshi let out another soft sigh, this time it was slightly deeper and longer, you could hear the pleasure in his voice.
"Ahhhh, my wife, you are perfect"
You could feel his body trembling as you moved around him, he was so overwhelmed by your touch and the pleasure that you were making him feel.
Jinshi tried to hold back, but every movement from you, your touch and your lips were making it impossible to control himself. He was so overwhelmed by the pleasure that it was making him shake, your touch was like an addiction, he couldn't get enough of you, he wanted to be as close to you as possible. His pace had turned strong and relentless.
"Mmmmm, my wife, you are so wonderful"
As you moved your body, rocking against him, Jinshi could hardly hold himself back, he was struggling to keep control, he wanted to be able to hold back and cherish the moment, he wanted to savor every touch and kiss, but the pleasure that you were giving him was so intense and so strong that he could hardly find the strength to even hold his head up. His hands gripped at the sheets on either side of him, trying to hold himself together, the feeling was so overwhelming, he couldn't speak, he could only moan and whimper in response.
“You're so good for me..."
Jinshi let out one last deep moan, your touch was so amazing and overwhelming that it was like you had brought him to another world, your touch was so sweet and perfect. He closed his eyes, completely at your mercy as you rocked against him, your body so close to his own, he had completely lost himself in the pleasure that you were giving him, he felt so close to you. When you had finally reached your peak, he finally opened his eyes and looked at you, his expression still one of awe and wonder.
"P-perfect, absolutely perfect.”
Jinshi continued until you both finally reached your peak again, Jinshi was left breathing heavily, his chest rising and falling with each deep inhale and exhale. He was completely spent, his body and mind were so exhausted and overstimulated that he could barely think. His hand gently stroked your hair, running it through the long strands, you were still straddled on top of him, your bodies sweat-dampened and tangled together.
"Remind me to thank the apothecary next time I see her.”
The contract arrived before sunset the next day. Not a servant’s hand, nor a footman’s shuffle—but Lahan himself, who entered just after Lakan, his adoptive father. They stood at your threshold, Lahan’s robes unwrinkled, hair fizzed from the day but his eyes bright as stood behind his elder.
Lakan was just as you imagined: monocle and all. Awkward and powerful. A man who commanded respect—or at least the kind of fear that passed for it. Second only to the Emperor himself, and here he was, grinning like a loon at your father and brothers. It made you feel almost sorry for them. Almost.
Under different circumstances, you might’ve laughed.Standing side by side, the resemblance between Lahan and Lakan was striking—the slant of the eyes, the cut of the jaw. If Lahan aged like his uncle, perhaps he wouldn’t grow fat or bald with time. Lucky you. There was something about those raven curls, slightly unkempt, that made your fingers ache to rake through them. Married life might not be as bad as you thought.
You exhaled quietly, a thin breath of relief, as the pair settled into the morning room, where your father and brothers called for drinks to celebrate. You remained seated on the veranda, eyes narrowed as they guzzled liquor like fools. They could barely see through the fog of their own greed—blind to the predators smiling before them.
Lahan did not sit with his adoptive father. Instead, he slid toward your seat at the edge of the room.
Without flourish, he handed you the scroll, his gaze flicking briefly past you toward the quiet of your private quarters. You didn’t bother asking if he’d worked through the night. Of course he had. Ink still clung faintly to his fingertips.
“I expect you to read it in full,” he said. “There’s a clause for annulment. One for inheritance division. Family support. Even a stipulation concerning the use of shared ink.”
You lifted a brow. “Shared ink?”
“I’m particular,” he replied, adjusting his glasses with one long, ink-smudged finger. “I don’t wish for you to disrupt my routines. While your handwriting is exquisite, I won’t have it corrupt my standards. I’ll see to it you receive proper instruments—as a wedding gift.”
You accepted the scroll, your fingers brushing his—warm, calloused, the hands of a man who wielded quills like weapons. For a moment, he lingered. Just a second. Long enough to make the air taut.
You laughed softly, trailing your fingers along the crisp edges of his perfectly symmetrical script. His gaze met yours—unblinking. It made you look away first, your attention snapping back to the parchment.
And with that, your betrothal began. No pomp. No fanfare. Just a scroll and your brothers and fathers getting drunker and drunker under Lakan’s watchful eye.
Your brothers and father didn’t even acknowledge you. Not a word. Not a glance. They signed you off to the La clan like livestock—without hesitation, without thought.
Your eyes skimmed the document. For what you were expecting, it was generous. Pin money far exceeded what your father had ever allotted you. There was control over the household budget—though supervised, of course. You paused at a clause.
“A house?” you asked.
“It’s the most economical,” he said. “Close enough for me to conduct business and attend court. Tradition favors a separate home for a married couple. I suspect you wouldn’t enjoy living with my father and his peculiarities.”
You snorted. “A fair assumption.”
“I’ve already ordered the master bedroom to be cleaned. It should do us fine.”
“A shared chamber?” you repeated, blinking. That was... unorthodox. You were fairly certain your mother hadn’t even seen your father’s bedchamber in a decade, let alone shared one.
“It’s efficient,” he said flatly. “Saves on fuel in winter and reduces laundering in summer.”
Despite his tone, you couldn’t help laughing.
“I suppose having a wife does have its benefits—beyond heating bills and cutting down on chores.”
He gave no answer. But the corner of his mouth twitched, just slightly.
Then he turned to go, heading toward the cluster of men and you followed
“Wait.”
The drink had been flowing too freely—your father already halfway through his second glass before Lahan had even finished listing the clauses. He leaned back in his chair, grinning with the loose, thoughtless bravado that came with fermented confidence.
“We are honored by your choice of our daughter,” he said, raising his goblet lazily in your direction. “Obviously, a widow with no children yet. Married two years and nothing. But I’m sure she’ll provide good heirs, if she’s anything like her mother. If not, you can always sell her to a brothel. That’s all she's good for. Well—that and running a house.”
Your spine locked.
Lakan didn’t flinch.
“Perhaps,” he said coolly, “if her previous husband hadn’t been old enough to be my father, she might have been able to bear something more than shame. Lord Hun was a lecher.”
The room stilled.
Your father let out a brittle laugh, trying to shrug it off—until his elbow clipped his goblet.
The drink sloshed violently, a dark splash streaking across your lap and sleeves. The wine bloomed against your pale fabric, blooming like bruises in the wake of a slap.
You hissed and stepped back——and nearly lost your footing.
But Lahan was there.
His arm circled your waist with startling precision, the other bracing your back as though he’d anticipated the stumble before it happened. His fingers curled at your ribs, solid and warm even through the soaked fabric.
Your breath caught—not from the fall, but from his touch. The rough pads of his fingers, calloused from both pen and paper, brushed your side. And far, far too close to skin you’d only ever let a husband see and touch
Your thoughts betrayed you—treacherous, vivid. You imagined those same fingers pressing somewhere else. Inside you. Measuring, coaxing, cataloguing. Mapping your pleasure like a scribe recording sacred knowledge.
You cleared your throat. Stepped back. “Excuse me,” you murmured. The heat in your cheeks was no longer just from the wine. “I need to change.”
You turned and left before another word could be said.
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You didn’t hear him follow.
But when you stepped out of your dressing room, newly wrapped in fresh linens, he was already there—leaning against the doorframe, arms crossed, his posture deceptively casual. Yet, your eyes caught the oddly symmetrical alignment of the ornaments lining the hallway, a silent testament to his unyielding precision even in the smallest details.
“Are you well?” Lahan asked, voice low, eyes steady.
“I’m dry,” you replied, arching a brow. “If that’s what you mean.”
His gaze dipped—brief, clinical—to the belt tied at your waist and below that. He said nothing, but his fingers tensed where they rested, a twitch barely visible beneath the fold of his sleeves.
You stepped toward him, unhurried. The robe whispered around your legs with every stride, soft against your freshly cleaned skin. “You seemed… displeased,” his said, voice light but probing. “At your father's comment.”
A flicker crossed your face—confusion, quickly masked. “What?”
“Your father,” Lahan said, slower this time. “When he asked about children and his vile comment should you fail to create them.’
Ah. That.
The words reopened something raw, something you kept sealed beneath careful indifference. Because everyone assumed the lack of an heir was your failure. That your womb was barren, that your beauty was hollow. They whispered behind their hands, wondering what flaw must have hidden beneath your fine silks.
When in truth, your late husband had been too old, too feeble, too far gone into decay to be any sort of man—certainly not a husband. It had been a mercy, really, the impotence. At least you hadn’t had to endure the press of sagging flesh and rancid breath being panted onto you. He’d only ever wanted the performance—your body beside his, your voice low and sweet, as you did what he couldn't.
You'd acted the part perfectly. But it wasn’t your failure, and certainly not worth selling you to a brothel.
“I assure you,” you said now, stepping closer still, your voice silk-wrapped steel, “I can provide an heir. If that’s what you desire. ”
You reached for him—just a touch. Deliberate. Your fingers brushed his wrist, where the calloused edges of his hand had earlier ghosted along your ribs. You traced that place now, slow, intentional, searching the marble perfection of his skin.
“My previous husband…” you began, and let the words drip with something darker, “was unable to perform. So I had to get creative.”
Your hand slid up, then down again, toying with the lapel of his robe.
“You’ll find I’m more than proficient.”
Lahan’s throat bobbed, his expression unreadable, though his stillness had shifted—no longer detached, but held in place by tension barely leashed. Still, he said nothing.
You leaned in, just enough to let the heat of your body press against the cool discipline of his.
“Tell me,” you whispered, lips near his ear. “You’ve never touched a woman before, have you?”
His jaw ticked again. He held your gaze—but didn’t deny it.
You smiled slowly. “How disciplined. How... frustrating.”
Still, he said nothing. Just stood there, cloaked in silence. But the quiet wasn’t passive anymore—it vibrated with something unspoken, something nearly feral. The air between you pulsed, thick with restraint.
“Well,” you murmured, your voice dipping into a sultry drawl, “you’ve chosen to marry. It would be such a waste if you didn’t... utilize your rights.”
A twitch—just the barest flicker—moved through one of his hands.
You closed the remaining distance, the hem of your robe whispering against the front of his tunic. “You’re a man of precision,” you said. “I trust, when the time comes, you’ll apply it... generously.”
When he finally spoke, his voice was low and smooth—velvet-wrapped steel.
“You presume it will be you who gives instruction.”
Your brows lifted, lips curving into a slow, dangerous smile. “Oh?Are you educated? Or…Do you plan to educate yourself? ”
His expression didn’t falter—but something in his eyes shifted. Narrowed. Grew colder. Sharper.
“No,” he said simply.
You tilted your head, mock-thoughtful. “Then I do suggest you get yourself educated.” You stepped even closer, your breath now mingling with his. “Experience, my lord,” you said, voice barely more than a purr. “Is the best teacher.”
Your fingers grazed the edge of his robe again—this time slower, bolder. “And I,” you added, “am an excellent tutor.”
You let your eyes drift lazily over his face as if appraising a particularly fine, if untested, blade. “Brothels are the usual places, I suppose…” You paused, pretending to consider. “But they tend to focus rather heavily on male pleasure.” Your voice turned languid. “Then again, I’m sure I can manage to satisfy myself if you’re not up to the task. After all—female pleasure does require... meticulous timing and precision.”
Your gaze flicked back to his, deliberate and daring. “Do you have that, Lahan? Precision?”
He blinked—just once. But it was real, unguarded.
“I assure you,” he said, voice a notch lower, “I am a perfectly adequate student.”
Your eyes dropped toward the corridor beyond him—toward the sound of distant laughter echoing faintly through the stone. “My father and brothers will be several cups deep by now,” you said. “Would you care to put that to the test?”
His head tilted, ever so slightly. The edge of his lip twitched, as if suppressing a response he hadn’t quite rehearsed. “I… require time to study,” he murmured. “I—cannot have this sprung on me! Where am I to take notes?”
You stepped in again, this time brushing your body deliberately against his arm. Soft fabric against firm muscle, linen against heat.
“There’s no need for notes, future husband,” you murmured, stepping into his shadow. Then, softer—more deliberate—“Just study me well, husband. I expect a thoroughly educated husband.”
His breath caught—quiet, but audible. His hand hovered at his side, uncertain. You watched it, half-smiling, as if daring him to use it. For a heartbeat, neither of you moved.
Then: “Do you mean to seduce me?” he asked, quiet and unblinking.
Your smile deepened, slow and dangerous. “No, my lord,” you said, turning just enough to let your shoulder graze his chest as you whispered against his skin. “I mean to see if you really are as quick as they say you are.”
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You rocked your hips against his hand, the fabric of your robe bunched tight at your waist, legs straddling his thigh. His fingers moved inside you—slow, searching, deliberate—as if mapping every contour, every hidden response. Lahan’s hat had been ripped from his head in a flash of impatience, his unruly curls bouncing with each movement as you ground your body against his. The dressing chair beneath you was solid, sturdy enough to hold your weight—and the intensity of your motion.
His brows knit together, not in confusion but in deep concentration. You could feel it—that razor-sharp focus. Not lust-blind or frenzied. He was observing, calculating every shiver, every subtle twitch like a scholar intent on solving a complex equation perfectly. The tension in your thighs. The tremble in your breath. The tight clench around his fingers.
“Curl your fingers,” you gasped, voice trembling as you gripped his shoulder harder as you moved.
He obeyed instantly—no hesitation, no smugness—only pure, eager willingness to learn.The motion made you arch, your back bowing instinctively. A soft moan slipped past your lips before you could catch it, raw and honest. That one hit home—deep and tight—drawing a flicker of response you hadn’t expected to share.
“There,” you breathed, voice low and thick with heat, “just like that—”
His jaw flexed, the tension in his face shifting. A flicker of something broke through the calm surface—not desire, not yet—but interest. Scientific. Ravenous. Analytical.
“Keep watching me,” you said between shallow, ragged breaths. ‘’Your learning sooo well.’’
Another slow, measured thrust. Then a curling of fingers—perfect, precise. You moaned loud and unbridled. You thanked the spirits that your family were oblivious to when they were drunk.
“You react most intensely here,” he murmured, pressing against that spot again, angling just right, probing deeper. “And when I do this—”
Another curl.
You whimpered, knees threatening to buckle beneath you, caught between the fire rising inside and the electric thrill of his calculated touch.
“Your inner walls tighten by approximately… two degrees of resistance,” Lahan murmured, his voice calm, measured—almost disturbingly clinical. “I cannot see well enough to determine which finger movement yields superior results. For accuracy... I will need you fully displayed.”
You should’ve been embarrassed.
You weren’t.
You were blazing—heat curling in your belly, fire licking beneath your skin. His words, spoken like a physician’s hypothesis, only stoked it further. He wasn’t just touching you; he was studying you like a rare, exquisite specimen. And gods help you, right now you wanted to be his favorite subject.
His touch was no longer tentative or awkward—it was methodical, like a cartographer mapping unknown terrain. Every subtle twitch, every involuntary clench was data, precisely recorded. There was no stumbling, no guesswork. Just relentless, unyielding curiosity.
“You’re ridiculous,” you panted, hips grinding insistently against his palm, urging him on.
“And you’re…” His voice softened, almost hesitant, “breathtaking. Perfectly symmetrical ”
Your head dropped forward, resting against his shoulder, a soft, broken moan slipping from your lips as your body clenched around his fingers—tight, pulsing, unbearable. The climax didn’t crash like the storm you once chased while mounting phallus. No—this consumed you differently. It was clean, final, irrefutable. A sharp cry tore from your throat as it overtook you.
Lahan held you through it, unmoving except for the steady, deliberate pressure of his fingers curled deep inside you, as though anchoring your body to its own pleasure, refusing to let go until every last tremor had passed.
You sagged against him, breath hitching, pulse fluttering wildly against his neck.
And then you heard it. A quiet exhale. Not satisfaction. Not admiration. Annoyed
You blinked, still panting, your body humming and spent.
“Is… something wrong?” you murmured, voice fragile in the heavy silence.
Lahan’s lips pressed into a thin, tight line. His eyes, which had moments before been wide with silent reverence, narrowed now in a puzzled, almost dismayed frown behind his glasses “One,” he muttered, mostly to himself.
“…Excuse me?” Your voice was a whisper, breathless and incredulous.
“One orgasm. Singular. It’s... unbalanced.” Lahan’s tone was clipped, as if the very idea offended his precise nature. “Odd-numbered. It lacks symmetry. Continuity. Completion.”
You stared at him for a beat, still sprawled over his lap, your robe slipping from one shoulder to reveal flushed, glistening skin—marked by the aftershocks of your release.
“You’re upset because I came once?”
He looked at you as though you’d suggested he misfile his ledgers—a notion as absurd as it was offensive.
“Odd numbers disturb me,” he said flatly, eyes sharp, voice earnest. “You’ve disrupted the sequence.”
Despite yourself, a laugh spilled from your lips—half disbelief, half delight, bubbling up like a secret triumph.
“You mean to tell me,” you said, trailing a fingertip down the sharp line of his jaw, “that unless I come twice, you’ll be too… unsettled to concentrate?”
He nodded solemnly, completely serious.
Your smile curved slow and dangerous. “Oh, I’m not the one who’s unbalanced,” you purred, smoothing your robe with a practiced, languid elegance. “I feel perfectly satisfied.”
His jaw flexed, a subtle muscle twitch betraying him. “You’re enjoying this,” he said, voice flat but edged with something unreadable.
“Mmm.” You leaned in close, your breath grazing the shell of his ear. “I think I like you best just like this—glasses slightly askew, fingers wet, and one orgasm short of a proper equation.”
His body stiffened. That did it. The twitch at the corner of his eye betrayed the crack in his armor.
You straightened, casting a slow, sweeping glance over him—still fully clothed, still composed, at least outwardly. Save from a rather impressive outline of his straining cock. But you knew better now. Knew how tightly coiled he was beneath that veneer of silk and calculation.
“Next time,” you said, voice smooth as silk, “I get to touch you.”
His fingers slipped free from where they’d rested against you—glossed with your essence.
You brought his hand to your lips, your touch deliberate.
Lahan stilled.
Your mouth closed around his fingers—one by one—your tongue tracing the length of each with slow, meticulous precision. His breath hitched—just once—and you felt it like a quiet victory. When you reached his index finger—the very one that had curled perfectly inside you—you gave it one last lingering lick before letting his hand fall back to his side.
With that, you stepped away, leaving him alone in the dressing room. The door clicking softly shut behind you.
Thank you so much for all your lovely comments. It made writing this so exciting. I hope you like it.
I might write more Lahan fics with my lovely reader. Please let me know how you found Lahan in this chapter. I am still trying to balance the right amount weird with nerd.
Slight spoilers- Maybe? Period sexism and expectation. 18+
And of course a badass reader
No explicit smut...yet
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You didn’t know if you wanted to scream, vomit, or throw yourself into the moat— maybe all three. Bile rose in your throat like acid. If you were forced to marry another geriatric, feeble excuse for a man, you’d cry. No—no, you'd take your belt and strangle the old pervert with it instead. Why end your own life at the prospect of another miserable marriage, when you could end his?
A strange, terrible calm settled over you. Yes. That was all it would take, should your father try to sell you off again like grain at market. A well-placed knot. A moment alone. Simple. Clean. Satisfying.
Your father had a talent for choosing husbands as abysmal as his business decisions. Which was a tragedy. Under your grandfather, the estate had thrived—a man of honor, steady judgment, generous hands. Then came your father: greedy, shortsighted, and cursed with sons even worse than himself. Spoiled. Loud. Idiotic. Which left you a little pawn in their grand game.
If not for the vivid, delicious fantasy of disemboweling a faceless suitor in his own wedding robes, you might have collapsed into despair entirely. That lone image it made being at court bearable at least.
The capital was beautiful, at least. Teeming with life. The Inner Court bustled beneath the summer sun, thick with perfume and politics. Nobles, merchants, courtesans, and cutthroats—all scheming for favor or fortune. And of course, for your father, it was the perfect season to auction you off again.
Your last arrangement had been with Clan Hun. The old man—more bark than flesh—had outlived his sons and, tragically, lived just long enough to take you as his bride. Your father had practically shoved you into his brittle arms, eager for alliance and heirs.
Luckily, age has spared you. He could barely walk, let alone rut with a rotting body into yours. Instead, he made you strip while he thumbed through his obscene collection of painted erotica, wheezing filth through papery lips. You had learned, to your shame, that pleasure could still bloom under such circumstances. Strange, needy pleasure. Addictive, even. As disgusting as it was to let him watch you find your pleasure, it was your own and you didn't need his warty hand to get it. And as a married woman you were free from your father's idiocy. But all good things come to an end .
Your husband died quickly at least. Before he mustered the strength to taint you with his touch. Heart attack, most likely. Slumped at the edge of the bed, eyes glassy, lips parted. You watched him until dawn—just to be sure—before calling the servants.
And then, fate threw you back home. How deeply, deeply unfortunate. With no heirs meant you were back as your father pawn
“Hmm… what about Master Shu? His merchant business is—”
“Bah! A merchant? We need a clan head, not a ledger-keeper. Someone who can—”
You tuned them out. The courtyard was warm with morning light and the stink of incense. You could already feel it—they were preparing to throw you to the wolves again. Another deal. Another walking corpse with a title and trembling hands.
There were handsome men, sure—but none powerful enough for your father’s greed, nor promising enough for your brothers’ obsession with their own worthless futures. That left the old ones. The greybeards. The lechers. The men who’d trade land for a young womb and a quiet girl.
Your fingers curled into the silk of your sleeve. Another year, another round of prospects with liver spots and coughs that rattled like death. You weren’t a maiden anymore but god's help you, you would not spend the rest of your fertile years beneath men who reeked of mothballs and tobacco.
You turned your head as your father’s voice faded into another name-drop, just as dull as the last. But then—a flicker of interest. A name.
“What about Clan La?”
“That freak Lakan?” your brother sneered. “Just got married. Doubt he’s bored of her yet. I heard he actually took two whole weeks off. Probably mapping battles even in bed.”
Idiots. If they thought they could manipulate the Emperor’s tactician, they were delusional.
But a different name caught in your ear, like a fishhook.
“What about his heir?” your brother whispered.
“Lahan…” your father scoffed. “That little whelp? I doubt he could muster much—if you catch my drift. Probably finds his account books more titillating than women.”
Your head turned slightly, just enough for your eye to catch a shape at the far end of the courtyard—a figure. Lean, composed. A handsome face, sharp and foxlike. Lenses gleamed in the sun. A ledger under one arm.
“Lahan, huh?” you murmured.
Not your first pick—but brains, you knew, were worth more than brawn
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In your time as a wife, you’d learned many things.
How to keep a house running. How to survive court dinners without speaking a word. How to fake pleasure well enough to make a man think he invented it. Especially with a husband who could barely walk let alone anything else.
But above all, you learned this: men had the strangest desires—and with those desires, you could bend even the proudest noble like a reed in storm winds.
Your first husband had been a husk of a man—wrinkled, wheezing, and clinging to life with hands that trembled from both age and want. Clan Hun’s last hope. He would pander to your every whim, so long as you played out his fantasy. Like riding a carved phallus in front of him—larger than his own—and moaning softly, cruelly, that he’d never fill you like it did. He’d beg for the humiliation, worship it.
It was perverse. Pitiful. And incredibly useful. You learn everything you needed in your brief stint as a lady wife.
You studied men’s appetites the way a hunter studies tracks in the snow—closely, patiently, ruthlessly. You learned their patterns. What made them flinch. What made them kneel? What made them hand over power like it was a favor you were doing them.
But Lahan... Lahan was different.
Shrewd. Wiry. As tightly wound as the abacus he carried. A man whose affections seemed to belong not to flesh, but to ink. There were whispers in the capital—cold, amused whispers—that he hadn’t so much as looked at a courtesan. That his passion burned only for columns and coin.
One story stuck with you: a nobleman, thinking to soften Lahan’s temperament, had sent a courtesan to his study late one night—perfumed, flushed, and full of rice wine. Lahan hadn’t even let her speak. He simply deducted the minutes of his wasted time from the nobleman’s account and sent back a bill with interest. All arranged in neat columns. Itemized for Interruption of thought, visual discomfort, emotional inconvenience.
The poor fool paid it. Your respected that. But how, then, do you seduce a man like that?
You had no dowry. No personal fortune. Nothing to tempt him. Whatever coin your family once owned had long since been poured into your brothers’ indulgences and your father’s unending brothel escapades. You were a widow, landlocked, and officially desperate.
But you were not defeated.
You didn’t need gold. You had the next best thing.
You had the books.
Your family's ledgers—painstakingly copied in your own hand—were worth more than a dowry. They were a map. A set of keys. For the right man who knew how to read them they would be an opportunity
And Lahan? Oh, he would know. He would see the numbers far beyond what your saw. He would feel the shape of your offer.
You weren’t offering your body. Not yet. Maybe never.
You were offering something far more seductive. Numbers
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He didn’t even glance up when you entered.
His quill scratched steadily across parchment, the only sound in the quiet room. Candlelight played across the brass-rimmed lenses of his spectacles, casting flickering shadows over sharp cheekbones and a mouth set in perpetual disapproval. The air smelled of ink, wax, and firr
You drew your shawl tighter around your shoulders, though it did little to chase away the chill. Whether from the night air or the man before you, you weren’t sure.
“My lady,” Lahan said without looking up, his tone flat as pressed paper. “You are new to the capital. But I suspect you’ve been misinformed—if you think you can seduce me.”
You took a measured step forward. Then another.
“I haven’t come to seduce you,” you replied, voice smooth. “I’ve come with a proposal. A business arrangement.”
He didn’t react, but the pen paused—just for a second—above the parchment.
“One that would place the Hua lands under your influence before first snow.”
That did it. A flicker of interest. Small, but there. He lifted his head, pale eyes cutting toward you with the precision of a scalpel.
In that moment, you felt them—not eyes, but scales, weighing every word, every gesture. Calculating not just your worth, but your leverage.
He leaned back in his chair, folding his hands beneath his chin, his eyes sparking with mischief.
“I’m listening.”
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You laid the makeshift ledger on his desk—worn leather soft with age, tied in red cord like a sealed promise. Inside lay your family's inner workings: crop yields, tax reports, livestock tallies. Pages filled with neat, unforgiving script—compiled by your hand, line by line. A record of failure, yes—but also of potential. Proof. Leverage. A ledger of opportunities.
“My father is a fool,” you said flatly. “He bleeds our estate dry from one brothel to the next, trading coin for empty praise and softer thighs. My brothers are worse—drunkards, brawlers. It’s only a matter of time before one of them dies in a duel or a back alley—either fucking or fighting. Possibly both.”
He made no sound, save for the soft rasp of parchment as he turned a page with deliberate fingers.
“This is hardly a solid proposal,” he said, his tone clinical, dispassionate—like a physician assessing a wound.
“I’m not offering sentiment,” you replied. “Only mutual respect. A husband in title, an ally in practice. I bring land. Strategic access. Fertile harvests and breeding stock with verified weights.” You leaned in slightly, your voice dipping like a blade beneath silk. “And I am more than willing to provide an heir. Or not. Depending on your needs.”
His eyes stayed on the page—but you saw it, the way they stilled over the column you’d marked in black ink. His lips didn’t move, but something behind his glasses shifted. Quiet interest. Perhaps even admiration.
“And what,” he asked, his voice as unreadable as ever, “do you gain?”
You smiled. A slow, knowing thing.
“A man who, I hope, knows what to do with a woman. Or at the very least,” you added, your gaze meeting his without flinching, “has the capacity to learn.”
A pause stretched between you, charged and unbroken.
“I’m a widow,” you said, letting the weight of it settle. “Older than the painted dolls in the count. But I know what I want. I don’t need poetry or moonlight. I want a man who isn't gullible or weak minded and sees me as valuable.”
You circled the desk slowly, fingers trailing the carved edge with a smooth finger
“And I assure you,” you whispered, stopping beside him, your breath brushing the air between you, “I can be very valuable.”
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He remained still. Not the stillness of hesitation, but of calculation—like a hawk perched in perfect balance, every muscle taut, every blink measured. His eyes tracked you, not with lust or judgment, but cold precision, as though you were a figure in a ledger and he was working out your value down to the decimal.
“These documents are clean,” he said at last, his voice low and toneless—but not disinterested. “Detailed. Useful.”
His gaze flicked to a particular page—the one with your hand-drawn yield comparisons over a five-year period, annotated in black. There, for the briefest moment, something shifted. A faint flush touched the tops of his cheeks, almost imperceptible behind the thin-rimmed spectacles. He touched the page as if the ink itself whispered to him.
“The numbers,” he murmured, almost reverently, “are beautiful.”
You tilted your head, lips curling with satisfaction.
“I know,” you said. “I made them myself. I learned early—if you can’t own the estate, you’d damn well better know how to run it.”
Lahan set the folder down with care, like it was a relic or a precious volume in a private archive. His fingers lingered on the edge of the parchment—just a second too long. Not sentiment. Not desire. Admiration. Like a scholar finishing a theorem and finding the conclusion perfect.
His next words were slow, deliberate. A statement with weight.
“I think… a deal can be struck.”
He leaned forward then, folding his long arms onto the polished hardwood of the desk. The dim light caught the fine lines at the corners of his mouth, the burnished glint of his spectacles. He studied you now not as a stranger—but as a partner, a risk worth analyzing.
“But tell me truthfully…” His tone didn’t change. “Did you kill your husband? It won’t change my mind either way, but it allows me to predict any… complications.”
You met his eyes without flinching. There was no tremble in your voice, no flutter of lashes.
“No,” you said simply. “Despite everything, I didn’t. But I won’t deny I helped him along.”
Your mouth curved, slow and unapologetic.
“He was old. Married to someone far too young… and far too healthy. His heart couldn’t keep up with the demands I made.”
A long pause stretched between you. He hadn’t expected that. Not the calm. Not the candor. He had prepared for denial, deflection—perhaps even fury. But you stayed still. Cool. Measured. As if describing the demise of a business partner, not a husband.
And then Lahan smiled.
Not a polite flicker. Not the tight, closed-lip grimace nobles gave at court. A full, wide smile—broad and foxlike, slow to bloom and rich with wicked amusement. As though you’d just revealed the solution to a particularly delicious riddle.
“I’ll draw up the contracts,” he said, rising in one fluid motion, elegant and purposeful. “Meet with my father. I’ll see to the necessary arrangements.”
He slid the ledger beneath one arm with the ease of someone holstering a favorite weapon. It suited him—his sharp frame, his quiet intensity, the faint scent of old paper and ink that clung to his robes.
At the threshold, he paused. The candlelight framed him in golden shadows. He glanced over his shoulder, the glint behind his glasses catching like a flicked coin.
“But, my lady…” His voice was lower now, smooth. “Don’t think to do away with me in the same manner. You’ll find I’m rather…” He smiled wider. “Sturdy.”
You let your own smile widen, slow and deliberate—a thing with teeth. “I look forward to testing that claim.’’
Part two is the marriage and Lahan showing us exactly why he likes older women.
Hope you like this! More to come soon from our fav number geek.
Hey! After I do what you tell me, you just ignore me?
Thank you very much, Jinshi-sama, for swimming all the way to the opposite shore in your heavy outfit.
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