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they/them

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*Satou playing in a baseball game*

Satou turning to point at Saiki in the stands: This is for you!

Satou: *Completely misses the ball and the bat flings out of his hands*

Saiki: ...

Toritsuka: HA — as if Saiki would ever -

Saiki: *Completely swooning*

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Gakushuu: A healthy sleeping schedule is important.

Also Gakushuu: *Has been awake for fifty-seven hours and is running on spite and four energy drinks mixed with coffee*

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Ren: Asano...do you have a crush on Chiba? From 3-E?!

Gakushuu: Purple. Next question.

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Saiki: I do not feel attraction to anyone, romantic or otherwise.

*Satou exists*

Saiki: Now listen, mistakes? I was mistaking - I mean mistake - mistaken, I was mistaken.

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Now listen, hear me out - Asano/Chiba?

LISTEN! They would be so cute, they’re both very mature, and could be compared to adults. I think their relationship would be awkward yet sweet and I love it! I’ve also had this ship on my mind for nearly two years.

And, they would be like the perfect assassin partners? Like, Chiba would be long range, a sniper waiting in the trees ready to shoot, and Asano would be close range. The one to lure in the target, acting like the perfect gentlemen and melding his personality to imitate what the target would like.

Or they could just be best friends, it would be a w e s o m e! But this ship literally doesn’t exist so - ahem.

I hereby copyright : Asano Gakushuu/Chiba Ryuunosuke — Asano Gakushuu & Chiba Ryuunosuke

[ I will be writing a fanfic - mark.my.words ]

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Gakuhou: SOMEONE — super glued everything in my office to the ceiling. Would you happen to know anything about that?

Gakushuu putting a bottle of glue in Gakuhou’s hand: You know, self reflection -

Gakuhou absolutely done with his menace of a son: Damnit Gakushuu..

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* The assassination ordeal with class 3-E being speculated about on the news, and revealing how the principal of the famed private school was aware of it *

Gakushuu, laying on his bed eating cheesecake: ...Damn. Double homicide...

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Heyo, I just wanted to make you all aware that I will be changing my username on ao3 in the future. My new username will be below, when it is official :)

New username: Benjiro

Former username: SoftieGuts

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Asano Gakushuu - but he goes to Kakegurui instead of Kunugigaoka. Just - this idea has been in my mind for like a year and a half. I need to vent it -

Okay, so, once the whole octopus assassination thing occurred, Gakuhou in a sudden - extremely rare - ‘actual good father’ moment, decided to send his son to a different school for his safety. While looking for a high rated private school, he found Kakegurui and since it was prestigious and well known, it was a great fit for the younger Asano. Now que Gakushuu entering the school and being dragged into the gambling mess. 

And, seeing as he obviously has a need to win he would definitely indulge in gambling against others - and the dog tag system - people this is right up his alley way! 

Then, a little ways into the year, and Gakushuu’s old class is loosing continuously to 3-e. Gakuhou decides to bring his son back for selfish reasonings - or if you want a good father AU he could bring his son back because he missed him or due to the concern he was feeling with Gakushuu being so far away for so long.

In any case, now Asano is back at Kunugigaoka, bolder, cockier, chaotic and more street smart than before.

What happens next is up to you :) I have a lot of ideas, so if you wish for me to continue - just ask!

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Saiki is a lovesick puppy

Saiki: Yare, yare...I’ve told you this already, I do not have a crush.

Toritsuka: Oh come on! Not even one hot gir-

*Satou Walks by*

Saiki: I have to go, now leave me alone

Toritsuka: Wait Saiki-

Saiki: *Proceeds to follow Satou like a lovesick puppy and smiles like a fool when the other boy reaches out to gently clasp his hand*

Toritsuka: *Frozen in the middle of the hallway*

*Teruhashi glitching in the background*

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They’re Oblivious, But Adorably So

Saiki stared with a distant look in his eyes as people bustled around him, some getting ready to play baseball, others just practicing for a relay race the school was hosting. And he was blissfully unable to hear any of their thoughts due to his geranium ring that glinted in the sun, fitted smoothly over his long, pale middle finger.

The cause of his distant stare was Satou Hiroshi, who happened to be stationed right across the field from the physic as he chatted with a friend before the practice relay race begun. His face was lit up in a smile, obviously excited about whatever the subject of their conversation was.

It was, honestly, quite adorable, the way Hiroshi would gesture wildly with his hands to add ‘pizzazz’ to what he was saying. His eyes shined a honey brown as the sun shone just right on him, highlighting his dark hair and adding a shine to smooth, pale cheekbones.

Kusuke had adjusted a few things with his glasses, resulting in Kusuos’s x-ray vision being extinguished as long as his glasses remained on, and his said bothersome brother was still working on something easier to subdue the x-ray vision, something that was more ‘compact’.

But the pinkette was content with just his glasses, being able to see what Hiroshi looked like, and not through a photo was enough for him.

Sadly, though, there was also a downside to no longer having the x-ray vision, he was forced to see all the blinding smiles Teruhashi would send his way. She was pretty, but, at least for him, there was no brilliant wave of happiness that he felt when she ‘graced’ him with her presence.

Though, regardless, it was nice seeing Hiroshi, with his smiles, the way he tilted his head just a tad when he was confused, how a delicate, red, blush would settle its way across his cheeks, the bridge of his nose, and the very tips of his ears when he got embarrassed.

Kusuo let out a soft sigh, a smile adorning his face without permission as he observed the boy that unknowingly held his affections.

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Of course, unbeknownst to him, a certain ‘angel’ saw it all, albeit, a misinterpreted version of it, not that she was aware of that, she still saw it nonetheless

And when she did, she froze, a halfhearted (not that the other person knew) conversation with an adoring fan immediately being put on hold. Saiki had just smiled. At her.

Saiki had just smiled at her, had he finally seen what an amazing match she would make for him? While he was a little stoic and sometimes bland, she wouldn't mind, after all, the perfect pretty girl would never judge someone!

'This is perfect, I’ll finally be able to get Saiki to say ‘ofuu~'!'

The bluenette knew that she would be able to bring him out of his shell, he was just shy! That’s why he avoided social situations, but not to worry, if he was by her side, he would be a popular, social butterfly in no time! 

Of course, she would have to carefully goad him into asking her out, she could never be seen as the one asking the other person out. And, as the perfect pretty girl she was, she would bashfully accept his confession and date proposal with a delicate blush on her face. Imagine how happy Saiki would be! His confession and date proposal being accepted by the Kokomi herself!

He would be so flustered he wouldn’t know what to do with himself!

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Across the field, Satou Hiroshi was acutely aware of a gaze on him. And when stole a quick to the source of such a gaze, he was met with Saiki Kusuo’s deep purple eyes on him.

The other boy he had only met on a few separate occasions, but when he did, he attracted Satou’s attention almost immediately. Saiki seemed like the quiet type despite usually having quite a few people around him. 

He gave off a calm sort of aura, which was undoubtedly what drew people in. The usual stoic face he wore was very rarely replaced with something else, like whenever one of his friends was hurt, there was just a brief spark of worry in those purple depths before the pinkette tsked and suggested they go to the nurse, or helped them bandage themselves.

There were also times a look of fondness was settled on his face, it was a nice look on him; his eyes seemed to soften and though there wasn’t a huge smile, there was a delicate lift of his lips. It was really endearing, at least Hiroshi thought so.

But this time, when Satou allowed himself another quick glance, he saw that there was a smile on the boy's face. A soft smile that made Hiroshi’s face warm considerably, a smile that made the deep depths of purple look that much more enticing.

Forcing himself to look away, the dark-haired boy felt a blush make its way to the tips of his ears as they started to burn. Saiki’s smile was nice, really nice. And Satou could only wonder who, or what had induced such a thing.

Too enraptured by the sight of Saiki’s smile, the dark-haired teen was none the wiser to his friend attempting to get his attention.

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It was pretty obvious to anyone at PK academy that Saiki Kusuo and Satou Hiroshi had crushes on each other, they weren’t exactly subtle with their soft glances, lovesick sighs, and wistful eyes.

So when some saw the smile on Saik’s face, it was quite obvious who had been the cause of it, as there was only one person who had such an effect on the usually quiet stoic boy.

Now, if only the two could see how much they liked each other. Seeing as everyone, save for Saiki (and Teruhashi) was perfectly aware of the blush that decorated Hiroshi’s face.

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Saiki K fluff

Saiki: *Smiles*

Teruhashi’s mind: Oh, my god! He’s smiling at me! Well of course he is, I’m the perfect pretty girl―

Satou: *Turning completely red because he thinks Saiki’s smile is cute but is also kinda sad because he knows Saiki isn’t smiling at him*

Literally everyone else being able to tell that Saiki is obviously smiling at Satou:....S i g h

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Lukadrien Skit

Adrien: Babe?

*Marinette, Alya, Nino, and Lila confused blinking*

Luka suddenly popping up in the classroom: Yeah?

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Adrien And Plagg Bonding

I know I’ve already posted once today, but I just want to say...Why is there not more Plagg and Adrien Bonding? There is a fair amount of Marinette and Tikki bonding, where is the Plagg and Adrien? They would be absolutely adorable if there were only a few more moments showing them truly bonding.

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I don’t know what to title this..

I have a problem, every time, no I’m not exaggerating, it’s literally every time I search up ‘Marinette salt’ I am swamped with ‘Marinette deserves better’, ‘Marinette sugar’, ‘Badass Marinette Dupain-cheng’ fanfics or snit-bits.

Now hear me out, I don’t hate Marinette, though I do not - by absolutely no means - think she’s perfect or an entirely innocent angel that has done no wrong.

Half of the characters in the show have problems that need to be addressed, but with Marinette, her obsession is concerning. This girl transformed, snuck into Adrien’s room, and sniffed his pillow, you cannot tell me that that is a normal ‘teenage girl with a crush’ behavior.

Now, Adrien, too does have some flaws, I admit that. He has numerous problem's that should be addressed just as much as Marinette’s. 

But, think of it in this perspective, and yes I know this may be an overused argument, but humor me, what if Marinette was a boy? I can guarantee that there would not be as many Marinette lovers, or stans, if she were a boy.

Because people would preach ‘stalker’, if she was, but as such, she is a girl in ‘canon’, so people write it off as a simple teen crush. 

That needs to stop, there are many younger kids that watch the show. And with Marinette’s behavior as it is, she is not a great role model. Before people come at me with, ‘She’s a fictional character, no children are going to be learning after her’.

She is a fourteen (14) - fifteen (15) year old girl that gets nearly everything she wants. Has two boys, not matter which identity it may be, pinning after her. She’s friends with a celerity, and it is constantly shown that people love her - her stalker like behavior is rewarded, or brushed aside.

Another fourteen or eleven year old with a crush may see that, and think that stealing their crushes phone to erase a message is okay. That it’s alright to break into their house, and follow them around after school with out them knowing because it’s ‘true love’. That it’s alright to take pictures of them without their consent, and it’s not.

But I do not fully hate Marinette, I dislike her behavior and the way she’s written. And, I do not think there is a possibility for redemption with the way the show is continuing.

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Me: Imma go read some Adrien sugar on tumblr!

*Searches for Adrien Sugar*

Adrien Sugar Tag: Adrien salt

Me:..o-o...why?

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Marinette Salt/Bashing Fics?

Could anyone give names of fics that include Marinette salt, or bashing? 

I only seem to find a few on ao3, and most fics have Adrien salt or Adrien/Marinette. But one I have read, that includes Marinette bashing (which is amazingly written, in my opinion) would be Divergence: by DepressedTeacupInc and TwilightMaster15. 

A heads up, this includes Luka Couffaine/Adrien Agreste, so if you don’t particularly like that ship, I wouldn’t suggest that fic - but if it is your favored or liked ship - it would be a perfect fit for you!