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new fav video just dropped

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

#fuck #almost me #the way I ask the same question three times in a row on teams #because my incompetent manager will answer me an hour later but won’t actually address my question #I say “is anyone else in office and she goes #for future reference you need to be putting last names in all caps #and I’ll go is anyone else in office

dogpuppy

what-even-is-thiss

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

what-even-is-thiss

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

autumngracy

xenosagaepisodeone

they're making the omelas child go to therapy so it can learn about interpersonal accountability and realize the impact that its confusing and antisocial behavior has on the people around it

dogpuppy

Watch some reels with me

carolsturka

how it feels to talk about anything at all

eroscestlavie

toastyglow

the backrooms are simply not as scary conceptually if there is Something In Them

ovid

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

allbuthuman

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

#god they’re asking me what my favorite romcom is for the TikTok #and I’m realizing I genuinely truly don’t like romcoms #and I really want to say gone girl

lele5429

What are you willing to pay

For another glimpse?

Sneak peek of a major event in Retired Assets Act 2. A few more chapters before the princess of Lorule shares her insight.

Process posts here and here.

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assiraphales

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

#for realllllllllll #everything but especially the hair thing #tell me why I have to call like five different salons to get an appointment on the day and time I actually have available #and I still usually call a week in advance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#and they’re like sorry no we don’t have anything then how about five weeks from now?#no :) my roots are disgusting Now and I need them fixed Now