[unalivejournal]

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

[dynamicoceans]

Flirting moray eels

[cyberxbattalion]

[himynameisemail]

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

so called "free thinkers" when there's a bug on the ceiling

[kronicfairie-deactivated2026040]

i love a dim lit room!! turn off all big lights!!!

[kaijuerotica]

do u wanna see the gromit sweater i knitted last year

[kaijuerotica]

[goblord-deactivated20240911]

we were not born to text we were put on this earth to smoke blunts and jerk eachother off in massive fields of soft grass on a breezy sunny day

[fladurblegon]

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[thickness-protection-program]

My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

[thickness-protection-program]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[my-dailydreams]

[itsapmseymour]

They got new photos of the moon,

I knew she had colors hiding in there 🥹

[lost-in-fumes]

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

[loveridden1999]

my two mood these days

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[sparkytheandroid]

life feels exactly like this now

[surlifen]

can you read me a bedtime post?

[uncharacter-istically]

useful gif for when you engage with your special interests