jäger

Larson; He/Him/His

[candyredterezii]

got a vibe check at claires 

[abandoned-account-for-rping]

how was it

[candyredterezii]

I have 3 weeks to live

[onlytwitterpics]

[37q-archive]

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

[antiandrogen]

explain

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

[opposite-of-a-problem-deactivat]

explain

[hustlerose]

every time i see one of those “all gays know is…” posts i’m just like wow i’m nothing like you people 

[hustlerose]

“all gay people know about is good omens, steven king, sufjan stevens, feral kin baby mode, marvel comics, hatsune miku and yearning” what the fuck are you talking about? who said that?? 

[le-dreadmau5]

Ok so Dallas, Texas now has a Trans Pride Mural dedicated to Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera and I’m living for it

Artist 🎨: Brian Kenny

[whiteteethteens]

im so TIRED of gay stan discourse…….enjoy madonna’s album if you want! enjoy katy perry if you want! enjoy t-swift if you want! if you don’t, shut the fuck up tbqh! like this is POP MUSIC our world is litcherally burning up and our species will be extinct in 100 years invest your anger into o t h e r   t h i n g s

[thewowsignal2026]

im sorry but even the literal concept of seeing another star wars movie after this next one and another avengers movie after endgame and whatever game of thrones threequel and avatar 93 and indiana jones 7 starring harrison fords corpse and all this marketing and spoiler warning shit and people not being told what theyre doing in scenes to protect the integrity of Who Dies when it all gets leaked 3 weeks in advance anyway by someone posting the plot on reddit and some shitty pandering to some community or another and people saying they really SNAPPED with this one *spasmodic 3 frame repeating gif of the only available shot of idk the caleb gallo guy in a background role in star wars 9 in full makeup as an ewok but hes wearing a rainbow loincloth or smth* and then 12 tumblr users replying with THE BAR IS SO LOW and Sir Your Boots pics and some cast member in an interview making a face that everyone gifs and says ‘you can see the pain shes experiencing because they ruined padme jr’s character arc ugh i feel so bad for her’ and the merch and the advertising campaigns and the official twitter account using a meme only to get 7483 unoriginal SILENCE BRAND replies all while they “reboot” movies that came out less than 20 years ago for 1 billion dollars on amazon prime and produce all female remakes of Peep Show instead of just writing something fucking original for once because they know THEY KNOW that no matter how many people post jeffrey tambor i dont want these dot png in response to the indiewire announcements about yet another disney live action remake people WILL pay money to see whatever shit they churn out as long as they get ONE big name to fart their way through The Songs We Know And Love……………all of this happening…the mere thought of it….is like literally making me want to put myslef in an isolation chamber for the next thousand years and i know i will be dead in like 50 anyway but i want my body to be left in there so even it does not have to come into contact with whatever hot garbage marvel is going to churn out in phase beta or whatever the absolute fuck

[remadeagain]

i don’t speak bad taste so i don’t understand this constant mint choc chip hate but what i do know is some of you really think it tastes like toothpaste which tells me you don’t brush your teeth…keep that to yourself please

[pollyjean]

me in 1834: hey so i’m not happy with how president jackson is running our country, what political party should i join

kentucky senator henry clay: *hands me his business card*

me: *reads it*

[whitegirlsaintshit]

[trashboat]

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

[slab-o-meat]

he is one

[laschiachiopianga-deactivated20]

American Horror Story Hotel, Lady Gaga “Tear you apart” scene 

[kristenwiiggle]

[nativenews]

[usamilovelove-deactivated202005]

wtf

[usamilovelove-deactivated202005]

this post is just calling anti feminists racist

[geekandmisandry]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[voidambassador]

Would you look at that, the shoe fits

[drhds]

Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin 

[batfangzz]

omfg first off WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK and second @drhds it’s LOUIS VUITTON NOT LOUBOUTIN 

[oppa-homeless-style]

give me your fucking wig

[kama-aina-killmyself]

Theres discorse here but im not sure what kind

[finndamerons-archive]

castle // halsey

[dromenvanger]

Oh Land photographed by Casper Sejersen

[rosaliemayipleasehavesomecoochi]

Source on Edward being “the dumbest bitch alive”?

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

now that tumblr is banning everything i’ll be moving my posts to my new platform at www.cvs.com 

[tamamita]

I love how the monkey from Aladdin is just called “Dad” if you translate “Abu”

[pokemaster7]

are you telling me that he calls the monkey “daddy”

[tamamita]

By Allah, not on this post you don’t