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Claire | over 25 | Attorney | Witch when I'm not a lawyer | Mod of The Shadowlands server | Ask boxs open READINGS OPEN (I might start making Twilight Content)

[clairecognizance]

Putting AI Companion Platforms to the Test, Feature by Feature

I approached this like a proper product review, scoring each AI companion platform on the categories that separate the serious tools from the toys. Customization, conversation quality, media, voice and calling, and privacy. Several names made the list, candy.ai among them, but sweetdream.ai consistently posted the strongest line across categories.

On customization, SweetDream is in a tier of its own, letting you design looks, voice, personality, backstory and quirks until the character genuinely feels like yours. On conversation, the chat is natural, emotionally intelligent and context-aware, which is the single hardest thing to get right and the thing most platforms still fumble.

The media and calling scores are where it pulls further ahead: excellent AI-generated photos and videos, lifelike voice messages, real-time phone calls, and video and live cam sessions available with select characters. Discretion is treated as a feature, not an afterthought, with conversations kept private. Tally it up and SweetDream is, by my measure, the best AI girlfriend experience currently on offer.

[clairecognizance]

I just want to state for the record that despite the fact that calling a black person articulate normally would be read as a microagression. Being considered articulate is a literal hallmark of my job. It is a goal. I enjoy being told that I express my points well and clearly.

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[arrowheadedbitch]

the wisdom of our ancestors

[makesoneteam]

ateez comeback affirmations

they are not real and cannot hurt me

i actually don't like this band very much

i am excited in a way a normal human person gets excited and absolutely no more than that

i do not fear anything actually

none of this will make me cry

they're men.

ateez? who?

the emotions i feel do not need to be studied by future generations of psychologists

(in the mirror practicing neutral/genuine surprised shock) oh! wow! ateez is coming back? i had no idea

i have lost all access to credit cards and debit cards and government currency of any kind and therefore cannot spend it

(another mirror practice) wooyoung and san are together? no fucking way

i will make choi jongho proud

i will make kim hongjoong nervous

they are MEN

[horangslay]

top 18 craziest YUNGI moments:

Valentines Day 2025 mid Youth performance Mingi dropping down to 1 knee (TWICE) to ask/proclaim Yunho to be his Valentine; this had smoke pour out my ears. had Yunho so fucked up he made a choreography mistake.

Valentines Day 2025 post concert fromm posts / voice only live(s) "Mingi is next to me saying that I'm his?" / "I was flustered" (during the performance, by Mingi doing all that) / "Mingi likes me so much" / "Mingi is mine" ; LIKE WE KNOW 😭

YOUTH! EVERYTHING AB YOUTH!!! THE REASONING THE BACKSTORY THE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUTH IS CRAZY 😵 (I cried watching them preform it in 2024)

Mingi's mom thinking they were dating...speaks for itself really.

Song "I can't marry Yunho because it's not legal in Korea." Mingi (said completely serious & genuine)

Mingi like a possessive boyfriend in Yunho's insta comments saying shit like "post this with permission" / "it's mine" / "whose are you?" ; like omg whAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING AB RN I AM NOT SAYING THAT SHIT TO MY HOMIES?!?

Mingi birthday livestream (2022) where Yunho got him a bunch of princess stuff. when Mingi called & (unknown to Yun) put Yun on speaker instead of playing it off or joking around his voice dropped an octave & he was saying shit like "it suits you so well princess" ; Yun's public princess-ification of Mingi is actually clinically insane of him.

meeting & becoming friends in middle school. despite going to different schools Yunho would use his precious brake time to travel to Mingi's school just to sit & eat lunch with him (Mingi is a slow eater & was more often then not left alone at some point during his lunch breaks because people didn't want to wait on him). both having a passion for music/dance & deciding to audition to become idol trainees (independently but encouragingly of each other) BUT IT TURNS OUT!!! they auditioned for the same company & joined in close succession...what in the soulmates...what in the faithed to be together destiny bullshit...

Mingi: "I've already planned everything since 9th grade" I'd crash out, they would have to cut the cameras because all the following footage would be unusable. Yunho is atinys strongest soldier.

the DAZED photo shoot where they silently argued over who was going to put who's head in who's lap with just incredulous eye contact & aggressively (invitingly) patting their own laps only to settle it with rock paper scissors (Mingi won). it's giving....girl you KNOW what it's giving...

Yunho reacting to the ROAR MV on live & pausing & rewinding the moment Mingi's tits were bouncing...he's just like me frfr

the 2025 fanmeet where they're in their aniteez costumes & Yunho grabs Mingi's big bobble head to kiss Bbyongming on the beak (LIPS). YUNHO kisses Bbyongming. & Mingi (after short circuiting) jumps in the air to return the kiss. they are making their barbies kiss on stage with zero shame.

GDA 2026 Yunho having a blast with the notepad provided, acting so incredibly silly, dancing, & haming it UP; all while Mingi sits right next to him full body laughing & giggling & looking so disgustingly smitten with his goofy ass. not to mention the beautiful portrait Yunho drew of Mingi! 💘

ATEEZ+ YUNGI DATE WITH MATCHING OUTFITS!!! they treat each other soooooo sweetly & tendery & just are so endeared & entranced by each other it's literally sickening.

Mingi shyly admitting that he wants to be the only one Yunho "treats special" & Yunho responding "I'll love you more" while holding hands. Mingi loses his god damn mind silently giggling & has to turn away from the camera. Yunho doesn't let go.

Atiny day live 2025 where they're GLUED to each other & Yunho is gently playing with Mingi's broken finger the entire live; like rip my god damn heart out, this was so painful tender.

WHATEVER was happening with them in the Lemon Drop MV, they were literally doing THE MOOOST. like I have zero explanation for that aside from yaoi™

WANTEEZ ep. 7 last minute Yunho rose betrayal & Mingi's immediate (deserved) SCREAMING CRASH OUT! & who won the episode at the end of the day? 🐣✨

MATZ / WOOSAN / YUNGI

[threedollarsdotcom]

0 thousand dollars

[soulproviderf]

i love every second of this video

[thirstkanaphan]

He knows his angles 🙂‍↕️

[jnacho]

[notyourplayground]

i promise: however big you think this wave will be, it is bigger

[uinuvien]

That wasn’t a joke. I aimed my estimate high and then added some.

The wave was bigger.

[fozmeadows]

I like to imagine that, thousands of years ago, humans still stood a (reasonably) safe distance from the ocean during weather like this to watch the waves, hooting and cheering when the spray came closer than expected and left them drenched

[ashlindwrites]

100% me 🤦‍♀️💀

[gaytanic-panic]

You should be allowed to cruise in bookstores

[gaytanic-panic]

like if i see a tall woman in the sci fi section i should be able to brush against her to see if she wants to fuck in the back

[gaytanic-panic]

this post is teaching tumblr gays what the term cruise means

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

[no-where-new-hero]

“this post contains mature content” it’s picture of a classical nude. it’s a photorealistic painting of someone’s hands. it’s a gifset of a kpop idol smiling. it’s a moodboard featuring someone’s bare shoulder. it’s a film still of a non-graphic bloodstain. it’s a photograph of a non-white girl sitting on a counter wearing a short skirt. it’s a meta about how sexuality is depicted in a tv show. do you see what’s happening here. the vilification of the body. the sanitizing of violence. the whitewashing of presentation. i hate it i hate it so much

[gaywill-deactivated20260129]

Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

[intoapuddle]

[toastyglow]

fun fact sometimes languages sound weird to u because they're not commonly spoken, and sometimes they're not commonly spoken because a concerted effort was made in the past to eradicate them from existence. so. maybe not something to play into.

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[herembers]

He’s so real for this

[asteroidtroglodyte]

“Ugh can’t stand babies they cry so much!”

That tiny Human spirit has shat himself 4 times today if you’d shat yourself 4 times by noon you’d be in hysterics too

[asteroidtroglodyte]

He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever

[sanipurin]

If you've ever said anything bad about jung wooyoung you will die and go to hell btw

[existennialmemes]

It's Autumn, which means if I make a Big Pot of Soup it will Fix Everything. No one fact check me on this. We need to let the soup speak for itself.