I barely know Warrior Cats stuff

I'm archiving clangen stuff here. I've read Warrior Cats once years ago and it was only the first cycle (the library messed up somewhere so it was confusing), also I read it under the name "La Guerre des Clans", so i know barely anything of the actual og slang. Still. kitties.

[clangenstufffromwcnoob]

Stormclan is doing GREAT

Notes:

This is moon 29

Vixenrapid is a cat that was banished from another clan last moon and we invited in this moon (because of the. obvious low number reason. also the clan that banished her was literally at war with us some moons ago.)

Yes, that is an apprentice at the medicine cat spot. the (second, hired to replace the first one after dying) medicine cat died when she was 9 moons old and a warrior apprentice, and I decided that she should be a medicine cat apprentice instead :)

The leader has already lost three lives

(also she got the WEIRDEST love hate relationship with the elder, like toxic yuri to the thousand right there)

[clangenstufffromwcnoob]

girl..........

[antlerclan-dogkit]

MOON 2 - PART 3

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[dagonet]

Kaamelott, Livre III, La Baliste

[clangenstufffromwcnoob]

I DONT THINK YOU ARE BUDDY

[clangenstufffromwcnoob]

I, too, would be worried if a newborn was able to help me with an issue I've been struggling with

[splinterclan]

Moon 18.2: Truth coming out!

[splinterclan]

Cedarheart's Journey: Going Home

Surprise a little video! song is "home" by @prodvelvet on youtube

Drew these as a kinda montage comic, but then decided to put them together in a pmv? type thing - this takes place over like 3-4 weeks in story. next update is back in splinterclan main!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[lesbostomping]

[britcision]

By the way, this is why bright or unusual colours have been a sign of wealth for almost all of human history

Pigments and dyes take a lot of heckin work

[to-find-out-what-happens]

I love how, when the blue becomes a bit blown out and flat, you can see the moment the camera gave up on trying to represent the actual color and said sorry, this is the bluest I got (yes like in that one Tom Scott video about the pinkest pink)

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

experiencing hallucinations is nowhere near as interesting or intriguing as horror media hypes it up to be btw its mostly just annoying as fuck. like okay skinless body i see out of the corner of my vision you got me the first time but this shits gettin old pack it up......

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

"oh you have hallucinations that must be so scary 😲" actually the scariest part about having hallucinations isnt the Horrors its the stupid shit. its the thinking that your phone is always ringing or vibrating THATS the freakiest. in reality the lamest parts about it are the Hat Man shit because after a while it doesnt feel like anything scary. its just like on the same level of annoyance as a white theater kid reciting the lyrics from a hamilton rap at you

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

i love that the tags on this have boiled down to "i cant stand the tooth man" like were talking about a really annoying stupid coworker besides the water cooler and all nodding in agreement like yeah fuck the tooth man why doesnt he get a job

[johnwickfucker]

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

I need it to be said that Tornclan is only made of kits and apprentices, the only adult being our 14 moons old trained queen. Shrewclan is made of a bunch of assholes and they need to leave my poor children alone

[clangenstufffromwcnoob]

Update: made a newly formed clan. Our leader was a kittypet. Our deputy is a spy from another clan. Our medicine cat is a spy from rogues. Our medicine cat apprentice received a prophecy our clan will lead to the downfall of the territories and is there to stop it. this is starting well.

[clangenstufffromwcnoob]

deciding to start a new lifegen save

there's already a cat in the dark forest and they're an apprentice medicine cat wtf happened here.

[clangenstufffromwcnoob]

did. did my leader really named the paralyzed cat CreekSTEP???

[clangenstufffromwcnoob]

Me: I'm just gonna check quickly because I want to remember how they look like before bed

Me: *Sees Longstar with this status*

Me: NO LEAVE HIM ALONE

[snekatiemainy]

Actually I think it worked out in my favor that I've been exposed to bits and pieces of miracle mask spoilers because it only made me MORE excited to play the game.

"Spoilers ruin it for you" actually no I'm built different and this series is built different because I'm literally violently ripping things to shreds bc I wanna keep playing so bad

[clangenstufffromwcnoob]

HOLY SHIT SO

I decided last moon that Longstar would finally kill Dreamnoise. She had a new litter, so I felt somewhat more at peace with letting her die for the plot? But anyway, I still decided that this should happen only if after her kits had reached one moon, Longstar was still alive. And he was, so he got rid of her and made Rainfleck the deputy to keep him even closer.

But then, plot twist.

Longstar lost one life from his wounds (he had yet again made other cats hurt each other as punishment, Rainfleck got to have his third round of getting punished, this time by Halfgentle, then Longstar changed a bit his usual victim and had Halfgentle be punished by Sleekear), then lost his remaining life by drowning. Since it seems Dapplekit was saved by Rainfleck after falling in a river, I think something happened with Longstar and Dapplekit that led to them both be in this river, and Rainfleck saved his kit and left to die (maybe even helped?) Longstar.

So, hurrah! Howlclan is finally rid of Longstar! And now Rainfleck is Rainstar! He didn't even do one moon as deputy!

And also I KILLED DREAMNOISE FOR BASICALLY NOTHING. I HAD WAITED ONE MORE MOON SHE'D HAVE BEEN FINE THAT'S SO CRUEL CLANGEN.

Maybe what pushed Rainfleck to get fully rid of Longstar was how obvious it was that he killed Dreamnoise... yeah let's say that.

anyway, look at this, Rainfleck hates this guy's guts so much