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I'm Caroline And I Hate When People Type Like They're In Fall Out Boy

[serah-farron-deactivated2022112]

protons……….. neutrons…………… croutons………

[buffysummers]

A Simple Favor (2018) dir. Paul Feig

[whereweoverlap]

Why the FUCK is Blake Lively so FUCKING hot

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[joey-and-chandlers]

Friends • Monica Geller • Season 1

[tastefullyoffensive]

Bloated and baked.

[doctorbeth]

Gorilla

Gorilla had a very unfortunate accident.  His arm and head were torn off and he lost and eye, nose, and part of his face!

Here are the diagnosis photos I received from his person:

Fortunately, he looked quite treatable.  We started with a spa, because he was already going to need new stuffing:

Then he got his heart and was restuffed:

I thought he was back together and sent these photos:

His person wrote “ Wow he looks amazing!”  …. but he used to have ears, can you add some?  Apparently, the gorilla had lost he ears entirely!  So I made a small sample ear and put it temporarily in place:

“Perfect!” said his person.  So I affixed it firmly and did the other one as well.  Here he is ready to fly home:

Sturdy with 100% scent, 20/20 vision, and perfect hearing again!

[andysmovingcastle]

this is the best blog in the world

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[jwanito]

the prophecy is complete

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Braid. 

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

i am on the FLOOR

[gendergenius]

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

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[spacecamp1]

Jennifer Woolcock-Schwartz, Pink Clash, 2017, Oil

[ja-khajay]

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

[ja-khajay]

yeah

[theotherwesley]

this is my favorite painting full stop

[adulthoodisokay]

that “babylonian twink” is King David

[lunoki]

The baffled twink composing Hallelujah

[peppapigvevo]

Same energy

[puckdaddyjerseyfouls]

[kelseybymetrostation-deactivate]

this is a callout post for myself

why r u awake

[eorliingas]

literally desaturate any frame from john m.ulaney’s latest standup and it looks like it’s from a variety show in 1935

[eorliingas]

[fiftythousandfrozenfoxes]

I’m sorry but variety shoes did not exist in 1935. Or even 45

[eorliingas]

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Artist  DELMAINE DONSON