Oswin!

Sounds like a good account name, right?

[clara-osmeme-oswald]

@go-away-memers-im-the-doctor cat videos. You use your sonic sunglasses to watch cat videos.

[incorrect-doctorwho]

Season 1: Nine gets the edge here, with about a third of the saying fuck rights. But the dark horse of the season is Jackie Tyler, coming in with a solid 21%.

Season 2: Nine can say fuck but Ten cannot. Rose and Jackie are neck-and-neck with a third of the fuck rights each, and Mickey doubled his rights over the first season as well.

Season 3: Martha takes the single “fuck” with an overwhelming majority of 65%. And honestly, she deserves it.

Season 4: The pie chart of Donna Noble’s right to say fuck is a circle.

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

You’re fucking right it is!!!!

[memethajones]

Agreed! For all of the pie charts!

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

With everything we put up with we deserve it!

[memethajones]

Mainly because of the Doctor’s antics, but also the incredible amount of ridiculously weird situations we get into!

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

Oh AMEN!!!

[tentoo-corin-meme]

I feel like I should defend myself on my double’s behalf…but you’re not wrong B)

[clara-osmeme-oswald]

I’m definitely getting rights in the near future

[schraderbrauu]

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

*dabs*

[missy-the-memer]

*dabs*

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Hey, I do the dabbing around here!

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

What…exactly is dabbing?

[missy-the-memer]

Travel to 2014 or later and you’ll find out… ;)

[clara-osmeme-oswald]

But actually don’t...please, I’m begging you, don’t.

Back when I was an English teacher, I had to deal with kids dabbing during class ALL THE TIME.

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

What's the most ridiculously hilarious situation you've caught Jack in the middle of?

Honestly, you don’t want to know, and I don’t think I can tell you, it’s extremely NSFW.

In terms of non-NSFW situations, he got drunk and thought a durian was sentient, and he flirted with it. Actually, he’s flirted with almost every fruit and vegetable there is. Pretty ridiculous to watch him flirt with a tomato, and while sober, too.

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

The question is, was said tomato sentient?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

I don’t think it was.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

But how would you know if it was sentient or not if it didn’t have the ability to tell you if it was sentient?

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

Well the fact remains that he probably didn’t know it whether was sentient either, which is the exact problem here

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

You’re probably right

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Also, there’s a Rose Tyler floating around Tumblr right now

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

There is?!

[doctor-donna-meme-lady]

…uh oh…

[the-last-of-the-meme-lords]

I…um…well…

[rose-tyler-meme]

Hello!

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

rOSE?!?!?!

[rose-tyler-meme]

Hi Doctor! Long time no see!

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

I’m a girl now!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

How do you like it?

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Being a girl, I mean

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Is it more difficult than being a guy?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

… oh, I am not going to spoil the surprise!

You gotta become a 4.5 billion year old man before you find out!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

dang

(I see all those tags at the bottom and…… :[ )

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Oh yeah. Enjoy your privilege, past Me, because the universe is rampantly sexist.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

D:

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Oh, don’t worry! You’ve still got time! Time to be Twelve!

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Where is Twelve right now, anyway? I haven’t seen an account for him. Does he really get that antisocial?

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

Let me quote a sign on his door:

“GO AWAY HUMANS”

And let me also quote Twelve talking to one Courtney Woods:

“Now get lost.”

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

:|

[yasmeme-khan]

Past you sounds really grumpy.

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

The grumpiest

[yasmeme-khan]

So, no Tumblr account for him then?

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

I could make one for him and then use it after I regenerate

[go-away-memers-im-the-doctor]

I maintain that you lot have pressured me into this.

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Yes. Yes we did

[grumpyscottishgrandpa]

I LOST MY PARADOX-RIDDEN PASSWORD

[the-eleventh-meme-lord]

Already?! HOW

[go-away-memers-im-the-doctor]

CHILL, MY FELLOW SCOTTISH DOCTOR, IT’S COALHILLCLARACLARA

[clara-osmeme-oswald]

WHY ARE THERE TWO OF YOU

[grumpyscottishgrandpa]

CLARA

[clara-osmeme-oswald]

Yes Doctor?