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some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi
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2019 Wild Ride Master Post
Former Gearbox Software lawyer is suing Randy Pitchford for a bunch of reasons, including being a pedophile
Bowsette Creator Given Trophy By Pixiv And NicoNico For Creating Bowsette
Alex Jones lost the lawsuit against the Sandy Hook victimsâ families and now his companyâs financial records are getting busted openÂ
Jeff Bezos is getting a divorce without a prenup and is probably going to lose a lot of money
The 20 Million Dollar Build The Wall GoFundMe got canned, refunded, and the organizer got exposed as a scam artist that has pocketed GoFundMe money before
WEâRE ONLY 11 DAYS IN BABYÂ
the day is literally not even over and i got something else to add:
The Mary Sue publishes an interview with Dwayne Johnson claiming that he thinks âsnowflake cultureâ is âtaking us backwards,â The Rock responds on Instagram claiming that the interview was completely fabricated.
adding this to the post for posterity:
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Fake Nude Photos Debunked By Foot Fetishist
im going insane
Toby Fox calls out MatPat for using Undertale as a clickbait crutch and for refusing to source indie games he shows off
Tumblr Blog dedicated to reviewing and insulting McMansions is evidently getting archived by the Library of CongressÂ
how far back would a time traveler have to go where the response to any one these things would be âwhat???â instead of a resigned âokayâ
I love this man so much
I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
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Get your ass on the dance floor
this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly donât even care
Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against âPCâ culture*
Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says âfeministâ on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*
Fuckboi Deadpool stans:Â
You gotta love Ryan Reynolds, because he truly was born to play this character.
Heâs a canadian composed of snark. He basically is deadpool minus the tragic backstory
letâs be honest, Green Lantern was his tragic backstoryÂ
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#mr city was my father please call me owl
me: time for sleepy :)
my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIAâs GREATEST LOVE MACHI-
today my gf said âwhen donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and iâm convinced he came up with it on the spot.â we werenât even talking about shrek. i canât stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her
im convinced this pause wasnt âoh shit, a talking donkeyâ it was âa donkey was the first living thing to bother to ask if i even had a nameâ
Bruh donât make sad headcannons for Shrek, please I beg you
But he had parents right? Can we just assume that? I'm sure he had a name. I always thought the pause was from being confused a donkey wanted to get to know him.
amazing moments in iw that no one has mentioned enough
- okoye judging bruce banner when he face-planted on the battlefield like an absolute idiot
- rocket NEVER ONCE complaining about thor calling him ârabbitâ
- âwong, you are invited to my weddingâ
- teenage groot TAKING INTIATIVE and building the handle for thorâs new axe
- the magnificent peter dinklage, a dwarf, playing the role of king eitri, A GIANT DWARF
- tony stark calling ebony maw âsquidwardâ
- âtitan-killing long term booty-callâ
- âyouâre embarassing me in front of the wizardsâ
- gamora telling peter quill than she loves him more than anything else
- rhodey accepting a court marshall like a motherfucking o.g. bc he respected how steve rogers roasted secretary ross
- mâbaku + tâchalla leading those BEAUTIFUL wakandan war chants
- the look of profound respect natasha gave wanda when she appeared on the battlefield
- dr strange asking âwhoâs your master?â and starlord replying with âmy master? what am i supposed to say? jesus????â
- gamora quietly but passionately mouthing the lyrics to âthe rubberband manâ by the spinners
- â S P A C E â as a location heading
- vision: âyou could never hurt me.â
- rocket believing that âbeing the captainâ is having an unfiltered, heart-to-heart therapy session
- little cupcake bruce and his constant state of confusion: âthereâs an ant-man and a spider-man???â
- bucky and his heart-eye-emoji-expression at the brilliance of wakandan defense technology
- nick furyâs âmotherfu-â
I had to finish the set, BB-8 is Gryffindor because heâs a hero, BB-9E would be slytherin because he'a the bad guy. 2-BB-2 is blue so ravenclaw and BB-5 is yellow brown so hufflepuff.
more no banana cat moods
despite being a full grown kitty, âcat no bananaâ is small and perfectly fits in your palms
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I heard vine compilations were a thing
I actually laughed so hard I cried at âwhen I was gay I thought I was in the third gradeâ
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Then they laughed for like, 5 minutes.
Hey, Clone Wars expert here: the op added that last line about killing them. But clickbait, whatever.
My friend sold me a collection of 17 trade paperback comic books for a total of $40 and I am L I V I N G
WHAT COMICS WERE THEY HOLY SHITE