Blog of Whatever~BOW!

Fandoms: Harry Potter, DW, LotR, Sherlock, SW, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, Over the Garden Wall, Legend of Zelda, Marvel and DC. Cis, he, Demi Ace, Gyneromantic.This is what a male feminist looks like.

[salroka]

some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi

me: 

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2019 Wild Ride Master Post

Former Gearbox Software lawyer is suing Randy Pitchford for a bunch of reasons, including being a pedophile

Bowsette Creator Given Trophy By Pixiv And NicoNico For Creating Bowsette

Alex Jones lost the lawsuit against the Sandy Hook victims’ families and now his company’s financial records are getting busted open 

Jeff Bezos is getting a divorce without a prenup and is probably going to lose a lot of money

The 20 Million Dollar Build The Wall GoFundMe got canned, refunded, and the organizer got exposed as a scam artist that has pocketed GoFundMe money before

WE’RE ONLY 11 DAYS IN BABY 

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the day is literally not even over and i got something else to add:

The Mary Sue publishes an interview with Dwayne Johnson claiming that he thinks “snowflake culture” is “taking us backwards,” The Rock responds on Instagram claiming that the interview was completely fabricated.

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adding this to the post for posterity:

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Fake Nude Photos Debunked By Foot Fetishist

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

im going insane

Toby Fox calls out MatPat for using Undertale as a clickbait crutch and for refusing to source indie games he shows off

Tumblr Blog dedicated to reviewing and insulting McMansions is evidently getting archived by the Library of Congress 

[shinvermouthea]

how far back would a time traveler have to go where the response to any one these things would be “what???” instead of a resigned “okay”

[stevencharleston]

I love this man so much

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[ampervadasz]

[skypig357]

Get your ass on the dance floor

[runwithskizzers]

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*

Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*

Fuckboi Deadpool stans: 

[persephone-is-here-omg]

You gotta love Ryan Reynolds, because he truly was born to play this character.

[lizawithazed]

He’s a canadian composed of snark. He basically is deadpool minus the tragic backstory

[the-queen-of-thedas]

let’s be honest, Green Lantern was his tragic backstory 

[owlcitytweets]

[beyond-authority]

Update!

[the-great-void]

Mr. City

[timetrees]

#mr city was my father please call me owl

[zanimez]

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

[rontology]

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

[brunhiddensmusings]

im convinced this pause wasnt ‘oh shit, a talking donkey’ it was ‘a donkey was the first living thing to bother to ask if i even had a name’

[love-geofffree-deactivated20190]

Bruh don’t make sad headcannons for Shrek, please I beg you

[classic--shmosby]

But he had parents right? Can we just assume that? I'm sure he had a name. I always thought the pause was from being confused a donkey wanted to get to know him.

[bvtterflyblve]

amazing moments in iw that no one has mentioned enough

- okoye judging bruce banner when he face-planted on the battlefield like an absolute idiot

- rocket NEVER ONCE complaining about thor calling him “rabbit”

- “wong, you are invited to my wedding”

- teenage groot TAKING INTIATIVE and building the handle for thor’s new axe

- the magnificent peter dinklage, a dwarf, playing the role of king eitri, A GIANT DWARF

- tony stark calling ebony maw ‘squidward’

- “titan-killing long term booty-call”

- “you’re embarassing me in front of the wizards”

- gamora telling peter quill than she loves him more than anything else

- rhodey accepting a court marshall like a motherfucking o.g. bc he respected how steve rogers roasted secretary ross

- m’baku + t’challa leading those BEAUTIFUL wakandan war chants

- the look of profound respect natasha gave wanda when she appeared on the battlefield

- dr strange asking “who’s your master?” and starlord replying with “my master? what am i supposed to say? jesus????”

- gamora quietly but passionately mouthing the lyrics to ‘the rubberband man’ by the spinners

- “ S P A C E “ as a location heading

- vision: “you could never hurt me.”

- rocket believing that “being the captain” is having an unfiltered, heart-to-heart therapy session

- little cupcake bruce and his constant state of confusion: “there’s an ant-man and a spider-man???”

- bucky and his heart-eye-emoji-expression at the brilliance of wakandan defense technology

- nick fury’s “motherfu-“

[artwithteggy]

I had to finish the set, BB-8 is Gryffindor because he’s a hero, BB-9E would be slytherin because he'a the bad guy. 2-BB-2 is blue so ravenclaw and BB-5 is yellow brown so hufflepuff.

[weirdmageddon]

more no banana cat moods

[chestervelt]

despite being a full grown kitty, “cat no banana” is small and perfectly fits in your palms

[opossummypossum]

MOOOOOM

[marmoraskeith]

I heard vine compilations were a thing

[firefliesandacorns]

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

[noella-bella]

@leatardian milk girl

[youwannawanga]

Then they laughed for like, 5 minutes.

[blue-pixiedust]

[classic--shmosby]

Hey, Clone Wars expert here: the op added that last line about killing them. But clickbait, whatever.

[sassyminnesotan]

My friend sold me a collection of 17 trade paperback comic books for a total of $40 and I am L I V I N G

[classic--shmosby]

WHAT COMICS WERE THEY HOLY SHITE