Classic-ENTP

One half of a whole idiot

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ENTP #48

ENTP: You have the kind of personality that inspires people

ENTJ: ...thanks?

ENTP: To assassinate

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ENTP #47

Entp: how am I both overstimulated and mindlessly bored at the same time

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I had to write a quick note just now on paper and I had no pen on me but I had 4 lipsticks so I wrote the note with my lipstick. idk if I gave mysterious main girl in a movie or just my life is a mess

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the irony of life is that I added "Never Gonna Give You Up" to my spotify playlist hoping to rick roll someone, but in all the 10 years i've had it there, I'm the only one that's ever gotten rick rolled

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"you may fascinate a woman with a peice of cheese" except i am both the fascinator and the fascinatee

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Classic-ENTP #46

*INTJ leaves the house

INFP: He never leaves the house, where is he going?

ENTP: To a therapist, hopefully

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Classic-ENTP #45

*sees INFJ enjoying the view in peace

ENTP: I think the earth is flat

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Classic-ENTP #44

*on the phone

ENTJ: Hey, what are you up to?

ENTP: oh nothing much, hanging out with ESTP

ENTJ: without me?

ENTP: it wasn't really planned. You can come join us

ENTJ: cool, where are you guys?

ENTP: in jail

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Classic-ENTP #43

ENTP: the system should be as disposable to you as you are to the system.

INTJ: *thinking they've finally found a like minded individual*

INTP: she's talking about Minecraft don't bother being impressed

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my adhd questionnaire asked me if I've ever ran away from home, but the only options to answer were, strongly, moderately, and rarely. How do you moderately run away from home?

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Is writing an essay on why tigers are zebras just to support a joke you made earlier an ENTP thing?

oh 100%

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Classic-ENTP #40

INTJ: I don't like you

ENTP: lol that's funny

INTJ: ...

ENTP: wait... actually?

INTJ: yeah, actually

ENTP: you genuinely don't like me?

INTJ: yep

ENTP: how???

INTJ: what do you mean, "how"? You are very easy to dislike. You're loud, annoying, have the memory of a goldfish, and never take anything seriously

ENTP: ...

ENTP: but those are my best qualities

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this is the most accurate addition anyone has ever made to my post. It's like you read my mind @my-adhd-obsessions

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I'm writing my statistics test on my tv

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it's 2023, your throat starts to hurt a little and you don't know if it's cause you spent all day yesterday screaming your heart out to 2000s pop, or because you only got 4 hours of sleep, or because of the chilly winter air, or because you've finally contracted the plague and are about to die

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Classic-ENTP #42

Any Ixxx Type: That's my new friend!

ExxP: ???????????????I thought you had social anxiety???????????????

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A Quick Change of Pace

This isn't what I usually do, but I'm procrastinating on my stats assignment so I decided to write a bit.

I am in no way a writer. This is just for fun. It's just a little writing prompt/prologue to a story. I'm probably never going to write a full story because I do not have that kind of attention span lol. But if any of you want to take this and write your own story on it, please feel free. It would be awesome if you tagged me too so that I can read it.

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PROLOGUE

The only thing standing between me and my self induced death is the old man with a challenged fashion sense. 

“We need to go.” he states, with an air of authority that I decided to ignore for the sake of my own sanity. 

Need? 

“Kind sir, I am about to drown my lack of enthusiasm for life in my third energy drink of the day, please excuse me.”

I’m about to side step him when he interrupts, “What if I told you that I would pay off your student debt?”

I stop in my tracks and turn to look at him in disbelief. “You have enough money to pay off my student loans, but decide to dress like that?” Wow, I really am in a mood today. “Not that I’m complaining” I add, trying to tone down my attitude. 

“I thought you humans were supposed to be stubborn. You look like you’re on the verge of accepting my offer.”

“I thought you said we needed to go, yet you’re continuing to talk.” My mother would beat me if she heard me talking to an elderly man like this. 

He turns to walk away, his green cape bellowing. 

“Wait! So does the offer still stand? Will you pay off my student loans if I assassinate your king?”

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Classic-ENTP #41

*entp telling a story*

isfj: you were trying to manipulate the government?!?

entp: well when you put it that way you make me sound like I was trying to commit a crime

isfj: that's because it is a crime

entp: ...

isfj: did you commit a crime entp?

entp: well not THAT crime

isfj: ...

entp: I don't know about any other crimes. I have a really bad memory so I might have committed other crimes and then forgot about it.