It has been decided that the title of this session is: Autism
We've leveled up to level 6!
Zain makes a powermove, giving Raven 1 level in Barbarian.
"Yep Alex keep slurping it up" - Zain (not a sex joke)
"There was so much cream in there." - Alex (definitely a sex joke)
"Twas not." - Alex. "That's what she said." - Zain
"Silence in the crunch" - Georgie
*points to Zain* "Autism." - Mick
Lara: *puts a rock on the table. Mick: "Sex"
Georgie wore their dice tray as a hat.
After the successful quest at Axholm, Raven and co. Go to Harbin Wester's house for the payment.
Tweed rips open Harbin's door. (Georgie rolls a slutty 20)
The party has earned 250 gold pieces. They go to the Blue Lions' weaponry to retrieve the silvered weapons.
There are still 2 side quests left: the dragon barrow sword and the brainwashed orcs quest. There is also the side quest to go back to the mountain and kill the wererats.
The party head to the stonehill inn to meet Don John.
Lara makes a suggestive hand gesture to Georgie (Georgie was shaking their dice tray full of dice.)
Her mouth was full of water. Zain tells them to swallow. Lara gets banished to the kitchen.
Don John is spotted at a table. Raven approaches him alone. He didn't need much persuasion as Don agrees to help Raven and the party with killing the wererats.
Raven remembers the Dwarves at the mine and suggests to head to the miners' exchange.
Don John meets the ghosts for the first time.
Zain remembers the group talking about the claylight (fleshlight made of clay).
Zain keeps playing meme soundboards.
Zain is probably gonna enjoy the sex jokes when he starts running his campaign.
more meme soundboard sounds.
Alex has a schizo moment (he has two NPCs interacting with one another.)
Turns out the Dwarves are out at Stormweadow hills which is past Neverwinter wood. Harmonoia suggests undertaking the quest with the woodland manse and Don John agrees with that decision.
Don John decides to go to Barthens to grab a bottle of wine. Harmonoia goes to get it as Don John is too drunk to get there.
Harmonoia grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and hands it to Tweed.
More sex jokes. Featuring Georgie getting their "dick" out of Alex's mouth.
"Well Kid, I hope you can see." - Raven
Dhampnir don't need to breathe.
"Long story short, Alex has no gag reflex." - Mick
"I never said that!" - Alex
Georgie was gonna put a pen...inis mouth.
When the party reaches the hunting lodge, there is a huge fortress nearby.
Harmonoia rings the bell. An old fella pops his head out. Turns out he is one of Falcon's staff.
The party is invited into the lodge.
When the party enters the sleeping barracks, Raven feels a sense of familiarity.
"I prefer my Orcs alive." - Dewdrop
Falcon appears and is quite attractive according to Harmonoia.
Falcon mentions that the Orcs have stick figure creatures travel with them. Harmonoia is able to remember hearing tales of blights and how they are created.
The spellcasters seem to take residence of the stone manse in the woods.
Raven hears the noise of a dragon's wings...
Raven leads the party outside and he spots Cryovain approaching them.
Cryovain vs the party 2...to be continued.
Other exciting news! Zain is planning on running a sequel campaign to this one.
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