I HAVE

no idea what I’m doing, ever, no exceptions.

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[vile-things]

[shittymoviedetails]

The beach that makes you old

[powerjock]

I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me

[byjove]

Every Pride Month I’m once again struck by the ridiculousness of the “marriage is between a man and a woman, as (the Christian) God intended” and similar ‘marriage is a (somehow a solely) Christian institution’ rhetoric. Your God did not invent marriage. Your God was late to the scene on the whole marriage thing. It existed long before the Old Testament, even. Which is not to say that marriage as a Christian rite (which was a later historical construct) is not valid, I believe everyone has a right to practice their religious beliefs surrounding marriage but, again, most religions and societies have some concept of marriage and your idea of Christian marriage entered the game way later than some of these.

The concept of marriage in American society is a legal construct, not a religious one.

(Also, side note, Christian marriage being between “one man and one woman” is controversial even in Christian theological debate because polygyny is never definitively condemned in the text. They only decided on the one man and one woman thing in 673 and not everyone agreed.)

[catchymemes]

[teaboot]

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

[mrghostrat]

i fixed it. i didn’t want to but it was my duty so i did it. god dammit

[edwarbteach]

JUNE THE THIRD, AN EXCELLENT DAY!

[shamebats]

From the OP: "If you sit at a desk or stare at your phone all day, this is for you. Here's how to undo the damage: - Banded Chin Tucks - Strengthen your neck flexors and fight forward head posture - Banded Pull-Aparts - Target your rotator cuff and improve shoulder stability - Banded Abduction - Activate the midline of your scapula for better posture - Lateral Deltoid Raises - Build shoulder stability and control - Banded Up-and-Overs – Boost scapular mobility and range of motion These simple banded drills will help you stand taller, move better, and feel stronger - even after hours at a desk."

Some of these are the same or similar to the exercises my physical therapist taught me.

[siriosa]

improve my odds of finding it again

[mwagneto]

still laughing at crowley saying aziraphale only calls him when something good happens or when something bad happens or when nothing happens. like congrats man that's all the things

[haemey]

Genuine question:

Because I'm very adamant about spoilers, having quit tumblr for several weeks in the leadup to the finale to avoid spoilers, and not wanting to spoil people in return who may not have watched it yet - how long to we keep tagging things as spoilers? When does it become acceptable to just post things about the finale and assume everyone who sees them will be fine with it?

A month after? Two? A year?

You know what, let's make a poll.

When will the spoiler tags for the Good Omens Finale become superfluous?

they already are

a month after release (mid June)

two months

three months

half a year

a year

other (please comment)

Remaining time: 5 days 14 hours

I'd be curious about why, too, so let me know your thoughts!

Please reblog for sample size! Thank you :)

[vidavalor]

Word Lady, what the hell is a tom tom garage?! Please & thank you. 😁

Hi there 💕 Tom tom is an old queer slang euphemism for the penis, while garage is an old vagina euphemism. Tom tom garage = penis-in-vagina sex.

[memes-will-go3-on]

Have I posted this yet? No? Yes? I don't care, I love this post lol

[thememedaddy]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[enkephalinpilled]

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”