what are my lungs if not two giant juul pods

i do not belong to the world, my biology exists outside of the human cognitive range. if you could know me, you wouldn’t have the tools to express that knowledge. i am built of flesh without cells, matter without substance, neural circuits of cartilage and silicon. i am the limit, the boundary between all and self. the ultimate deathless carnality. funny commander masked man ask box is Kinda open....

[sandmandaddy69]

[shutupandmakemepizzaroll]

for my cereal

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

SAUCE AND PROTEIN, VEG AND RICE

FEELS SO FILLING, TASTES SO NICE

VEG AND PROTEIN, RICE AND SAUCE

HELP BRING BACK WHAT ONCE WAS LOST

[suigintou]

lol check this out if i put my arm in this machine it rips it right off like its nothing

[pjackk]

Boobs freak me out

[pjackk]

The way they jiggle and bounce.... Unnatural.

[pjackk]

Look up uncanny vally theory

[wizardgender]

misogyny is eating you alive

[pjackk]

My body made out of metal alloy

[maskedmandaily]

How are like 75% of the people you reblog from deactivated what have you done

i killed them

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

[woolay]

Wii fuck

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

funny how everyone thinks something like this is low hanging fruit when inn reality it’s high flying meat

[woolay]

Wii shit

[xefyre]

Dude don’t say that.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

come on

[sea-of-bones]

Wii sleep. But a good night’s sleep where you actually feel rested when you wake up.

SKELETON

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

SKELETON

[flamingfoxninja]

SKELETON

[bisexualwario]

i go to the doctors office and they immediately whip me with chains and spray me with raid

[animalyears]

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

[boimgfrog]

Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.

[animalyears]

well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?

[boimgfrog]

Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?

[animalyears]

*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head* 

[boimgfrog]

How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!

[animalyears]

this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i got my DNA test results and theyre negative

[shovel2-deactivated20151204]

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

*drinks a green chemical*

[radiofreeslowzone]

tfw when your shock collar goes off and you dont even know what you did wrong 😒

[brightereyes]

(observes you)

[brightereyes]

(you behave like a particle)

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

(behaves like a wave when u stop observing me. boss moments😎)

[maskedmandaily]

i only listen to evil music

[maskedmandaily]

[maskedmandaily]

bitches will call me edward scissorhands

[maskedmandaily]

fd

[maskedmandaily]