Kancerned Indivedigual

Hello, I'm Kancerned. I'm 5'2, alien, male. I have a gun for a nose, so that's cool! % This is an OC role-playing blog. % Main for this blog is @duckselshop

[clawsn-out]

>:{ Hi. }

I'm Kancerned, and I don't like you.

I am an alien who has a snout and claws, and I don't like it.

Please don't enjoy anything I say.

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I'm role-playing an OC called Kancerned.

Abilities: Can see you, Is mad at you, Can think, Can interact, Has sharp claws, Has a nose/snout that can shoot. (gun)

Please keep everything SFW.

% Indicates OOC (out of character)

#snout is mad abt smth will be used for ramblings. #Kancerning info will be general info about the blog

My personal blog is @helloiamduck. My other RP blog (main for this one) is @duckselshop.

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

to find later

[addiewho]

Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

[boy-in-the-stars]

pinning thissss

[fiddlepickdouglas]

And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

[tuashenanigans-deactivated20230]

I LOVE THIS

*reblogs and pins*

[thesaltofcarthage]

“Here’s a rickroll” but is it a rickroll if it tells you it’s going to the video?

(I mean, it does and that’s great, just wondering)

[thegremlinunderyourbedhehe]

Savin this-

[dragonoftheunderground]

RED ALERT - STOP SCROLLING AND REBLOG IMMEDIATELY, REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOUR BLOG IS ABOUT

KOSA COULD BE VOTED ON IN THE SENATE VERY SOON!

IF YOU ARE A MINOR, YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNT COULD BE AT RISK!

TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW. DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO HELP.

CALL. YOUR. SENATORS.

@thebunnyofevil @itsapmseymour @bettinalevyisdetermined @singular-ghost-sound @staffs-secret-blog

@staff @badjokesbyjeff @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @firefox-official @pukicho

@holisticdetective42

Stop KOSA

KOSA is a censorship bill that won’t make kids safe. Instead, it'll put all internet users at risk, especially youth. If you believe in a fr

Bad Internet Bills

All of the bad internet bills. One website.

Photos from #memes-and-graphics in the Stop Internet Censorship Discord server.

Posted May 18, 2024.

[j4sp3rrrr]

@subspacekisser1 @subspaces-tripmine @subspacesuperfan @subspace-t-mine @supersecretanon @zipper-stickz @zipper-stick @kimitona-clownzee @k1rbbbb @kai-sillyman @mcdolans @novorehere @notimetoparty @nommingfictionalmfs @willingcannibalvictim @safe-from-sharp-teeth @hexexists @an-dusty-gun @anonymous--writings @antiradqueerguy @hh-and-hb-fan @unoriginal-and-dumb @here-comes-the-snow @hypertana-posts @jam-showtoonz @lucid-daydreaming-art @blastergraft @cheezbot @staff @sweet-marigold @swmgsillystuff7 @unoriginal-and-dumb @q-uzi @warmupncanvas @exponentialb-zukas @racoonsarecute0 @reallycreativenickname @the-ecl1pse @yes-im-youtube-kids @inanimatemaw @itsxroxannex @omocatportfolio @oyasumioyasumicloseyoureyes @opikarts @a113cowgirl @definitely-tiktok-trust @firefox-official @gradient-jeremy-asks @1nternet-ang3l @4ambored

[ruthauburn]

@aroacesafeplaceforall @i-am-a-fish @its-target-official @pukicho @wrenbird03 @pinnakoladda @aspec-mafia-official @aussieaspecforces @one-time-i-dreamt

these are all of the people i could think of for now but anyone who sees this please rb!

[wrenbird03]

KOSA will not ‘protect the children’. KOSA will never ‘protect the children’. KOSA will not stop kids from learning about queer people and women’s rights outside of the internet. Unlike what the conservatives want to believe, LGBTQIA+ people and woman’s rights exist outside of this place. Like, you know that people talking to each other has existed since the beginning of time, right? Censoring the internet does nothing but add absolutely unnecessary surveillance. The only way to stop people from learning these things is to censor our society completely, which I would like to think would be impossible, but I really wouldn’t put it past the government, especially if Trump gets back in office.

Moral of the story, call your senators. Tag who you know and do what you can do to help, as the original post says. Reblog this.

@curruchu @thefloralmenace @your-queer-dad @i-am-a-snom @actual-transgender-navy @obviously-enby-airforce @nonbinary-coastguard @actual-aspec-military And ANY. OTHER. GIMMICK. BLOGS.

[non-tyrannical-usa]

I’d like to apologize in advance if you didn’t want to be tagged or weren’t able to be tagged this is a long list

@official-the-united-states @official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official

@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland

@officialtheunitedkingdom @forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial

@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-britain @definitely-canada

@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official

@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand

@medici-official @definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia

@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @aerican-empire-real-nation

@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real

@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@state-of-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official @the-us-navy-offical

@the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @royal-canadian-air-force @the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @the-official-state-of-utah @unofficial-illinois

@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real

@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official

@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official

@kolkatabbg @punjab-official @gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial

@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @newhampshireunofficial

@definitely-north-america @antarcitica-official @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean

[totally-italy]

I have posted about KOSA before, but it is honestly imperative that it does not pass, considering as it would honestly be so damaging to people all over the world, particularly a lot of queer minors and marginalised groups. Please do whatever you can to combat KOSA and to petition against it. Our voices categorically cannot be silenced.

@the-lovely-planet-earth, @the-gimmick-authority, @the-red-planet-mars, @spotify-official and @the-real-starbucks.

[lostwriter--xx3]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS FROM ALL YOUR ALTS AND BLOGS AND TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW, ITS FOR FREEDOM

@hedgehog-troops @shivstar @cubeberries @lemongrass77777 @resident-bowie-bitch @resident-gay-bitch @rosemelodyshah @lovelymasks

[hedgehog-troops]

@my-castles-crumbling @marylily-my-beloved @ang3lic-t3ars

[ang3lic-t3ars-deactivated202407]

@the-martyrfication-of-the-matron @glitched-dawn @ringdabel @brokenaroacecode @star-boi0720

[glitched-dawn-deactivated202410]

@i-like-her-like-that @ballisticallytestedwensleydale @leahnardo-da-veggie @rextomblr @furnishedfurnace @daredevil-arty @aroaceinneedofspace @alyheat @ellgiotto

[gaehivee]

@t0esniffer69 @lightoftheemeraldstar @m00nwatcher127 @ieatarock @i-like-her-like-that

[duckselshop]

@arch-official @nyat-a-cat @strikedenko @agent-octo @lesterpesterson

@foxfirestarlight @jago-blog @sparky75 @theholefrog @ask-leo-and-company

@ask-oneshot @the-lore-and-art-cave-go-brrrrr @komishko @n1ko-whoisdefinatelynotacat @hopex4

@aughtyscotty @arch-official @ubuntu-official @gentoo-official @debian-official

@docker-official @endeavouros-official @fedora-official @fruttymoment @linuxmint-official

@alulaisthebest @askhellopenguin @os-game-rp-out-of-context @opensuse-official @oneshotfutureau-askblog

@indiegamesoutofcontext @dailyshittymumbojumbodoodles @nixcraft @stuckobserver @kat-walmart-edition

[knightstellar]

spive shitpost. for the spiveheads.

[clawsn-out]

% the blog is still dead, but this fit so well

[clawsn-out]

DISCONTINUED

I have run out of ideas for this blog and am not enjoying it.

I'm discontinuing it.

Reasons:

There's enough real Karens on the internet, we don't need a fake one.

This blog isn't even satire!

I'm bored of it.

If you have a creative and elaborate idea for this character, please put it in the ask box and I'll think about it. (No promises that I will revive the blog if you do send in an ask, tho.)

The design for the character is nice and all, but the personality is not.

[oceanic-sillies-and-sunny-goofs]

I dislike mermaids. >:o(

- @clawsn-out

%Yes, I know, they aren't mermaids. He doesn't tho!

//Thx for the note.

S:Oh hi there.

R:Er... This feels random...

[clawsn-out]

"Nothing is random." >>:o[

*Kancerned shoots his nose and misses anything that could have been aimed at (including the sky somehow)*

*it is done threteningly tho*

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

Regarding the allegations that this CHILD had made on YouTube about our beloved company- I will respond.

We do NOT have dogs working the Chuck E. Cheese. These are FALSE accusations.

Dahr Mann may look like a dog, yes, that is simply how he is built- but he is NOT. A dog.

[ikubikutiku]

ey whats this then (read in a british accent)

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

Photoshop, duh

[clawsn-out]

These dumb people on the internet!

That's Dahr Mann!!

Don't you recognize your own employees?!

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

I don't recognize that DOG cause none of our employees are NON-HUMAN! ^_^

[clawsn-out]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE DISCRIMINATION!!!

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

It isn't discrimination, it is stating that all of our employees are human.

[clawsn-out]

AND SO YOU REFUSE TO HIRE DOGS?!?!

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

Regarding the allegations that this CHILD had made on YouTube about our beloved company- I will respond.

We do NOT have dogs working the Chuck E. Cheese. These are FALSE accusations.

Dahr Mann may look like a dog, yes, that is simply how he is built- but he is NOT. A dog.

[ikubikutiku]

ey whats this then (read in a british accent)

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

Photoshop, duh

[clawsn-out]

These dumb people on the internet!

That's Dahr Mann!!

Don't you recognize your own employees?!

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

I don't recognize that DOG cause none of our employees are NON-HUMAN! ^_^

[clawsn-out]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE DISCRIMINATION!!!

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

Regarding the allegations that this CHILD had made on YouTube about our beloved company- I will respond.

We do NOT have dogs working the Chuck E. Cheese. These are FALSE accusations.

Dahr Mann may look like a dog, yes, that is simply how he is built- but he is NOT. A dog.

[ikubikutiku]

ey whats this then (read in a british accent)

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

Photoshop, duh

[clawsn-out]

These dumb people on the internet!

That's Dahr Mann!!

Don't you recognize your own employees?!

[clawsn-out]

PEOPLE, MAN!!

Why are there ENTIRE GROUPS OF PEOPLE dedicated to acting like OTHER PEOPLE… >:o()))))))

Not only that, but sometimes the people they pretend to be DON'T EVEN EXIST!! (aaaa)o:<

WHYY!!!

[clawsn-out]

FIRED

Yesterday I got FIRED from Mr. Ronald's Burger Emporioum!! >:o(AAAA)

>:o( mockingly ) Something, something, Customer service, something, something, bad performance...

I am now jobless, and I can't stand a bit of it!!

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

[ as @clawsn-out ]

Hi there, why did the pizza arive at my table 2 hours after ordering?!

I cannot stand this, especially when I'm either supposed to be overstimulated, or pay extra for the arcade!

If you were desperate, you should’ve dived in the ball pit... and the incinerator was being used for other purposes.

From our dearest pizzeria owner, BM

[clawsn-out]

Speaking of, how do the ball pit balls taste?

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

I would imagine not very good! I could ask Hope to give you a review. He eats weird stuff- almost like a garbage disposal.

[clawsn-out]

That would be helpful.

I don't enjoy how quick your responses are.

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

Hope says they are not very good and have a tinge of rat on them. Very 'squeeshy' and hard to bite.

It is ensured that customer questions and conversations are top priority. Except for kids in danger, that is first and then questions, conversation and concerns!

[clawsn-out]

ok >:o(

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

[ as @clawsn-out ]

Hi there, why did the pizza arive at my table 2 hours after ordering?!

I cannot stand this, especially when I'm either supposed to be overstimulated, or pay extra for the arcade!

If you were desperate, you should’ve dived in the ball pit... and the incinerator was being used for other purposes.

From our dearest pizzeria owner, BM

[clawsn-out]

Speaking of, how do the ball pit balls taste?

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

I would imagine not very good! I could ask Hope to give you a review. He eats weird stuff- almost like a garbage disposal.

[clawsn-out]

That would be helpful.

I don't enjoy how quick your responses are.

[chuck-e-cheeseofficialpage]

[ as @clawsn-out ]

Hi there, why did the pizza arive at my table 2 hours after ordering?!

I cannot stand this, especially when I'm either supposed to be overstimulated, or pay extra for the arcade!

If you were desperate, you should’ve dived in the ball pit... and the incinerator was being used for other purposes.

From our dearest pizzeria owner, BM

[clawsn-out]

Speaking of, how do the ball pit balls taste?

[clawsn-out]

These GROUP CHATTS!!!

For some reason, I joined this “Grumpy Grandmas Grandpas Grumps and Grizzly bears Group Chat”.

NOW MY PHONE WILL NOT STOP MAKING THAT “budirg” SOUND!! >:o((((((

I Can't DEAL with this any longer, but they wouldn't let me leave the chat! >:o( )

NOt only that, but my phone has NO OPTIOn to disable the “Badoof” sound that it makes! >:o[[

I cannot take this another day. If my phone goes “Barrrring” again, I'm throwing it in the inCIRNENRATOR!!! >:o{{}

[clawsn-out]

I hate computers.

Yesterday, I threw my keyboard through my laptop, because someone had commented “Everyone here is lovely" on my least favorite YouTube channel.

I bought a new one, and it told me it needed a ⚘✬ quick update ✬⚘.

It's been going for 24 hours. >:o[[

It says “1% complete :3”

And my phone, that I'm posting this on, is at 2%.

And I lost my charger, so now I have to find it without wrecking my house with these stupid claws!

[clawsn-out]

Annoying Girl

Some girl told me yesterday, "You look out of this world ^_^".

I said "Of course I do >:o{"

She left.

I'll never understand women. >:(