[slightmood]

me lookin at road kill: ew that’s gross lol

dead raccoon: ok but you ain’t looking that good either hunty !!

me:

[skogsmyror]

[rnavka]

Love his perky lil tits

[smute]

take that back

[understands]

[sixpenceee]

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ohevoyev]

that would be so fucked up if british people really existed outside of one direction

[catasters]

[memewhore]

[lookathernow]

[dirudo]

Me when im sitting on the toilet thinking i have to poop but it was just gas 

[chickenfarmersan]

[elreyputo]

My dog watching me sobbing on my bed

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Phones with only one pussy are classist “ohh you can charge your phone and use headphones if you got Bluetooth” you got Bluetooth money???

[such-justice-wow]

Please don’t call the ports that

[missbinch]

Me getting turned away at the gates of heaven

[cashewcream-deactivated20170602]

mood

[thetenderpassion]

[anxiousblackho]

I’m screaming

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

THE LAST ONE AHAKSBSAKDN

[xiiikvng]

I can’t breathe

[pi4nobl4ck]

hmmmm