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I Need You (Part 1, Wincest)
I decided to write this small little fic for @holdmesamthatwasbeautiful because well, she’s awesome. Sorry if I hurt your feelings.
After a long day of driving, Sam was just ready to admit defeat and fall face first into the dingy motel bed. He let out a soft sigh as he flopped down, Dean following in behind him and closing the door. “Not even five minutes and you’re already wanting to go make out with the bed.” Dean joked as he walked over, setting his bag down at the end of the bed.
John had gotten his own room, which meant that the two brothers had some privacy for the night. “I’d rather you show me that same affection though.” He teased as he sat beside the brunet, running his hand along his upper back. Sam moved his face out of the pillow and looked up at Dean. “Can we just cuddle?”
Dean blinked in surprise as he heard that. “You feeling okay? You don’t really turn down a makeout session, or sex for that matter.” Dean pointed out. Sam chewed on his lower lip, slowly sitting up. “I’m leaving, Dean...” He said softly, looking up at him sadly
“What do you mean you’re leaving, Sam?” Dean asked, his tone showing that he needed to know more. Sam stayed quiet for a moment. “I’m leaving for Stanford tomorrow...” He admitted, his eyes casting downwards. “I got the acceptance letter in my bag...” He continued, not being able to look up at his older brother.
Dean was crushed to hear those words, words that he didn’t want to hear, words that he didn’t want to believe were true. He got up from the bed and walked over to Sam’s bag, opening it up and searching through it. Sure enough, there was a letter from Stanford underneath all of his clothes. “Sam, why? I thought things were fine.” Dean said, turning around to face Sam.
Sam didn’t look up, just stared down at the dingy rug below his feet. ”I can’t do this anymore. I wanna leave the hunting, the moving around, monsters, dad-” “Me.” Dean concluded, causing Sam to look over at him with widened eyes. “Dean, no, that’s not what I-” “Save it, Sam. Just, have fun at college, since it’s obvious you don’t need me anymore.”
Dean walked over to the door flinging it open, his mind telling him to leave before he did something rash, but his heart forced him to stay. Just as he was about to step out, strong arms wrapped around his waist, holding him close. Sam pressed his face into the back of Dean’s shirt. “I need you...I need you...” Sam choked out, it was evident that he was crying.
Dean said nothing. He just removed Sam’s arms from him and stepped out into the dark night. He shut his eyes tightly, attempting not to cry. He ignored the cries of Sam, not wanting to face the fact that the only person in the entire world that ever gave a damn about him, was leaving him. He was alone.
“…Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.”
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Best Father (TWD VS SPN)
When you realize that Negan would have been a better father than John Winchester. I’m not joking, just imagine
1. Negan still being a hunter and taking little Sam and Dean across the country, but staying more than just a few days. Like a few months to a year so that Sam and Dean can make friends.
2. Negan keeping his sons informed about the hunts he’s on, calling them every day to let them know he’s alright, but never taking them on the hunts themselves. He wouldn’t but his sons in danger.
3. Negan coming to every little talent show/award ceremony/PTA meeting/etc. just to make sure that his sons know that he’s proud of them and wanting them to keep doing better.
ATTENTION PET OWNERS
This post is going to rushed but I’m still shaking and it’s hard to type but I NEED people to know this
My mom just took my dog to the vet She(my dog) was(still is?) having a seizure
Last month we took my dog to the vet and they told us she had developed diabetes, they told us it was caused by the food she was eating, purina beneful. They told us that there have been many many many reports of Beneful has been causing diabetes, seizures, and even death in dogs.
We had no idea
We immediately switched her food and put her on a special diet plan for her diabetes, unfortunately the effects were already permeate.
Today at 11:20 my mom woke me up crying, I helped her carry my dog to the car (while she was still having a seizure) and watched her drive away red faced and still crying.
Please please PLEASE if you are feeding your pets Purina beneful PLEASE switch their food ASAP Beneful is poising dogs and I don’t want anyone else to experience what I just did Also if you could please help me signal boost this so everyone can know
This would explain why my dog has seizures now…fucking hell
Reblog and save lives of dogs
found out purina was the reason my dog winston had been having seizures and puking. please don’t feed your dog purina.
reblog even if you don’t own a dog or even if you’re not “a dog person” because I can’t even imagine how horribly depressed I would be if this happened to my dog
My dog had kidney failure cause of purina😔
I hate to say it, but I feed my cats Purina naturals original (Picky little shits), and they’re completely fine. Have been for years. Maybe it’s just that one, beneful, style that you’ve been feeding your dogs. Now, I’m no expert because I’m not a dog owner or a vet, but check the ingredients and read up what you’re putting into your pets bowls. If you’re concerned that what you’re feeding them is bad, talk with your vet about it and ask for a recommendation on what food to buy, or make your own for them. But anyways, I do feel sorry for all of the dog owners on here, I love animals, and would never want to see anything happen to them. But for the one who said their dog died of kidney failure, I know the feeling, but purina didn’t kill my cat. It was that fucking Nine Lives bullshit of cat food.
I’m Sorry.
I’m sorry for having gone ghost these past few days/week, but comcast has been fucking with my connection and I couldn’t load the page. Thanks for the understanding, as I am now with a new network provider that is a lot better.
ladies and gentlemen, the american education system
My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.
this is basically any public school in the world tbh
bet the football teams have new equiptment though
Whoop there it is
No I’m not even kidding I bet my life that there is equipment and a well managed field for the football team. Probably a good baseball and basketball team for guys. Other sports not so much.
This is NOT any public schooling system in the world! Australian public schools do not have this problem! How the fuck does a school not afford basic bathroom amenities?! If that happened here there would be an immediate school funding revision campaign! I assume you guys are joking about the football teams because there’s no way overblown American sports movies are real. Does your government just… not fund schools?
A running joke in my high school is “…but we can’t afford paper!” because a few years ago, my entire school system had us recycling each and every scrap and refusing to pay to get teachers copier paper. We were all asked to bring in our own paper, because school just wasn’t going to provide paper anything. Ironically, same year the football field was renovated.
That…
That can’t possibly be right.
My high school had chunks of the ceiling falling down periodically, because of water and mold damage. I remember being in the gym for basketball practice and a huge grate fell down and scared the crap out of us. No one was ever hurt, and the state health department declared the levels of mold to be “not immediately dangerous” and so it was left alone. They once had to close down an entire section of hallway and stairs because one year, the toilets flooded on the second floor and soaked into the ceiling and walls. The next year, a chunk of ceiling fell out right below that, and the toxic variety of black mold was found. Again, the levels were “not dangerous” so they blocked off the area for a few weeks (making it impossible to get to class on time) until it was “cleaned up”. There were no windows, because when the school was built it was right next to an international airport (that has since moved) and the noise was too much at the time. So in order to keep the air flowing, they pumped air conditioning year round, including winter. And yes- the football field was in fact completely renovated before the buildings were even touched. 5 years prior to the original start date of high school building renovations. Also, while the football field was built with out a single hiccup, the school renovation was actually stopped after it started and halted for 4 years because the town didn’t want to spend the money on it. People argued that taxes shouldn’t be raised for that since they felt the buildings were fine as they were. Welcome to American public schools.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR SCHOOL SYSTEM??
FOOTBALL
OVERT RELIGIOUS LOBBYING
SCHOOL SHOOTINGS
CRUMBLING BUILDINGS AND NO SOAP
DO YOU LIVE IN A SEMI-DYSTOPIAN NOVEL
A few years ago the music program lost funding for all things musical and we have to raise all our money ourself. And in addition to that, in the music hall the ceiling started to fall in and flood the band lockers and there are still whole tiles not in the ceiling from the water. But you know what the football team got all new uniforms.
American schools have always sucked ass. Now you all know why.
I remember one year we were all walking around for a week or so with all the hallway lights turned off so we could save money. School lunch was a joke. There weren’t enough text books for everyone. I got a D in calculus because I had no book. The theatre department had to have car washes on Sundays to raise money. But of course football was the only concern. I remember the yearbook had like the first 20 pages dedicated to sports and then the rest of us had one page, if that. My senior year, our theatre page had to share with the foreign exchange students.
You know in Glee when all the glee kids have to raise money for everything and Sue spends a shit ton of money on the cheerleaders? Not even an exaggeration.
Our theater program funding was cut to send our football team to St. Louis. They didn’t win anything but they tried really hard so they deserved a team trip.
A bit of context before I begin my rant about the American Public School System, we had what is called an open-campus, which basically means a high school on a college sized campus. There were 10 buildings and 2 trailers, and it still wasn’t enough to accommodate the 2500+ students who went there (which went up by about 200-300 students every year and neared 3000+ by the time I graduated last year). Meanwhile, with a school that large…I kid you not we had 6 tennis courts, 2 gyms, a baseball field, A SOFTBALL FIELD SEPARATE FROM THE BASEBALL FIELD, a soccer field, a biking course, a track, a football field and A PRACTICE FOOTBALL FIELD THAT WAS NEVER USED!!! Even with the extra space they weren’t funding the construction of another building or the expansion of an existing one. (They also wouldn’t fund building a new high school in the area despite the fact that we were over crowded.) There also wasn’t enough parking for the student body and they wouldn’t build a new parking lot.
Anyway, during my sophomore year, they were renovating some of the fields, (there were so many god knows I don’t remember which ones they were.) At the same time however they decided to re-paint the halls in all of the buildings. Now the fields that were being re-done were finished by the END OF FIRST-QUARTER, but the halls were still hardly touched. After the announcement that the fields had been “fixed” they told us that they were finally going to get around to paining the halls. Well the school had already blown its budget on fixing the sports fields and had to pull money from both the MUSIC AND THEATER DEPARTMENTS! The theater badly needed new curtains seeing as the old ones were torn nearly to shreds, the bottoms were molded, and were in risk of falling down whenever they were hardly touched. (Now for those of you who may not know about theater, the curtains on a stage are NOT like the ones you put over a window, they are large, heavy, dense, fire-retardant fabric, and even in tattered condition, they could have killed someone if they fell on a person.) Which later lead to the school asking THE STUDENTS to help fund the new curtains as well as up-ing the price to any concert, play, or talent show that was put on.
Back to the point they used the money they pulled from the music and theater departments to pay the people to finish painting the halls, even then it wasn’t enough, they couldn’t afford to have the painters come in before or after school, so they had to come during the day, which meant they were there while we were, so we were walking around ladders and things in crowded corridors during class changes. Even then, we soon found that teachers were no longer allowed to make more copies than the number of students they had, if that; there were times where the teachers were REQUIRED to turn off the lights to lower the power bill. Students were asked to donate to the school without being told what is was for (although we had already guessed it.)
Here’s were the story gets even “better,” they didn’t have the money to buy caution tape, signs, or safety cones, so the walls that had been painted during the day and were left to dry were UNMARKED. I can’t tell you the number of students who leaned against the wet, oil-based paint during lunch or class change and ruined whatever they were wearing. Then the students who ended up walking around the school for the rest of the day with green or white paint on their clothes were given detention or a D1 for DEFILING PUBLIC PROPERTY, because they had tarnished the unmarked, newly-painted walls.
Now keep in mind that it took them ONE QUARTER to finish the fields, well it took them the rest of that year and half of the next to finish the walls, meanwhile students were being sent to the office left and right for having paint on their clothes, some were even sent to the office because they had paint on their clothes FROM ART CLASS!
If that doesn’t tell you how messed up the American Public School System is, then I don’t know what does!
P.S. The baseball, football, and cross-country teams had no problem getting the money to go to the state championships that year…
i reblogged this without an addition before but now i have one
in my sophomore year (so two years ago), we ran out of white paper halfway through the school year. teachers had to make copies using colored paper. it was extremely difficult to read.
coincidentally, that was the year that the football team went to states and got their asses kicked
I got one. My school flooded when we got a lot of rain. Guess who ended up slipping and falling down in the massive puddle. I should have sued the shit out of them.
People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?
Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.
It’s what those little shits get for getting in my house.
When you’re not trying to judge your mom, especially when she’s in the same fandom, but then she gets a trench coat.
This is so freaking stupid and I’m dying of laughter.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
I FINALLY FOUND THE RE AL POST HOLY S H I T
You know what, I wanna see what’s quicker. Supernatural, supernatural, supernatural. @thatsthat24 Let’s see who gets summoned first.
A conversation between Married!Father!Sam Winchester (Ex!Secretly Jealous!Lucifer? yes for starter) and Lucifer. Well, fuck you too Lucifer. He left immediately after I posted my last response.
I’m just gonna say it right now, I’m gonna be an awful parent when I have kids. I’m gonna get them hooked on to the shows I watch, i.e. Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Hannibal, Dexter, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, etc. I’m just gonna NOT tell them how man seasons there are.
Oreos
Honestly, I don’t like the cream from oreos, I’d rather have the cookie. If I ever get a significant other in the future, I will give them the cream from every single cookie and just take the outer bits for myself.
A conversation between Sam Winchester and Lucifer. This was probably the best the roleplay I’ve ever done on Shamchat. I just wish I could have finished it out, but it was 1:30 in the morning when I decided it was enough.
Okay, a fellow rper on Quotev put this down and I just can’t do it. Castile. Please, can someone photoshop Castiel on a piece of tile, or flooring?